Han Solo did it for the Star-bucks

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Hot on Fork Party: Yahoo Answer FAILS

Kool-Aid hair, or Oreo hair. Which of these has a better chance of being spotted from 50 miles away?

Kool-Aid Hair

Oreo Hair

It is always pretty worrisome when you lose a pet, or even a small child. These days, it’s quite common to report your pet as missing to the internet (like on craigslist, or local community forums) in order to get your beloved pup or kitten back.

Before the internet was a pet locating resource, people had to put up  posters on telephone poles in their respective neighborhoods. Thankfully, the tradition has not died!

Here are some cute missing pet posters for your enjoyment:

Cute Missing Pet Posters

I just need to pick up a few picnic supplies before we go, better safe than sorry!

Camping supplies

Is it just me, or is lingerie becoming more and more acceptable to wear out in public?

These bras were tested out at the Alton Towers, and just a fair bit of warning: the bras worked, and nothing pops out during the entire video. Enjoy!

Probably the cutest video you’ll see on a Monday.

Kitten Plays Duck Hunt

Who knew dinosaurs could be so darn hipster? Trendy and pretentious, here are some little tidbits of advice from our favorite hipster dinosaurs, drawn with crayons by Molly Lewis!

8 Hipster Dinosaurs [Via Molly23]

We’re gonna need a mop to clean up this sticky mess!

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President Obama gets busy in the winter time, but there’s always time to have snowball fights with cats.

Obama vs Cat

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