If someone approached you and told you that you could look fashionable while doing yard work or going for a hike, you should probably walk away with your dignity before it’s too late. Teva has launched what seems to be the most horrendously dangerous hiking high heel — and we want to know why (or do we?) for the low low price of $330USD. You’ve gotta be kidding, right? Nope! We’re going to go out on a limb (before you lose a limb attempting to climb a mountain in them) and dub these as anything but safe for  women with active lifestyles.

If you’re actually wanting to go for a hike, we recommend running shoes, or actual hiking boots. So please, don’t buy these ankle-breakers. You’ll thank us later.