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Mon September 21, 2015
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(Salon)
 
  
 
 Well, Salon has finally reached the nadir of what it calls journalism, a piece that begins with "I'm attracted to children but unwilling to act on it. Before judging me harshly, would you be willing to listen?"
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(NYPost)
 
  
 
 NASA looking into a space shotgun for asteroids...just in case Bruce Willis retires
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(6)
 
(Fark)
 
  
 
 Dead crows littering streets of Spokane could be a murder, Baruch assault, and Orioles rookie goes from Triple-A to AAA: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/13 - 9/19
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(The New York Times)
 
  
 
 2000: Whip-smart and tech-savvy Millennial Generation is here to save us from those lazy, narcissistic Gen X'ers. 2015: Whip-smart and tech-savvy Generation Z is here to save us from those lazy, narcissistic Millennials
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(Imgur)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this Blue Origin announcement
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Heineken to finally make up for the bar towels
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 And you thought you had a tough time during puberty
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(68)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
  
 
 Flash flooding from a tropical depression expected to hit... Phoenix?
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(40)
 
(LA Times)
 
  
 
 ISIS to refugees: Why don't you stay? Where you be headed?
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
  
 
 Alaska Fish and Game officials on the deaths of nine newly reintroduced wood bison who drowned after falling through thin ice. "It's nature. They need to learn a lot more about ice"
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(Daily Express)
 
  
 
 David Cameron forgot the oldest rule in politics: Never put your dick in a dead pig's mouth
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 If you've ever wondered what it's like to be buried alive and survive, read on
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Sun September 20, 2015
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 McDonald's ignores proposed Burger King peace treaty, launches their own salvo in the burger wars
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(YouTube)
 
  
 
 Incontrovertible proof that Barrack Obamma was not born in America
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 If you could meet and talk with any fictional character, who would you pick?
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Photoshop theme: Your dream house/fort/apartment
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(24)
 
(Newsweek)
 
  
 
 "You're more likely to get prosecuted for counterfeiting a Gucci purse than a drug"
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(Vox)
 
  
 
 STOP EVERYTHING. Donut holes have gotten progressively smaller over the years. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Anti-gay preacher: 0 Young bagpiper: 1
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(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Semi-news: Boy pulled from classroom over "disruptive" Mohawk haircut. Facepalm: Second grader. Asinine: Native American second grader
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(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 Guy wanted for embezzling $8.7 million from Pepsi, arrested by FBI. Fark: After hiding out in plain sight along the Appalachian Trail for the past 6 years, looking like Jerry Garcia
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(Komo)
 
  
 
 "He said 'Are you the lost hiker?' and I said 'I suppose I am,'" recalled Sluyter. "My philosophy is I didn't feel lost, I just didn't know where I was for a little while"
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(NYPost)
 
  
 
 "Mercury in retrograde" is not causing all your problems. In fact, believing Mercury is causing all your problems is actually much more likely to be the cause of all your problems
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(Toronto Star)
 
  
 
 To swerve and protect
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(29)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this protectorate
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(27)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
  
 
 Homeless guy sentenced to 6 months for littering in National Forest. Well, it was 8500 pounds of stuff he took from local community "free box" over 6 months, and it did take a team of 48 and a helicopter to clean up
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
  
 
 Not news: Two drivers targeted at by random fire. News: By blow dart
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(Newser)
 
  
 
 13 year old demands to be treated like an adult. Mom says fine, that'll be $700 a month for rent and expenses, please
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Well, folks, it's happened. A North Carolina teen has been arrested and may be charged as a sex offender for having naked pictures on his cell phone...of himself
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(Timmins Press)
 
  
 
 Vandalism in Cochrane labelled a hate crime by OPP. Police say suspects may be naughty by nature, and hope they may come forward to say, "Yeah, you know me"
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(Irish Mirror)
 
  
 
 Good news everyone, it has come to our attention that the world will indeed not end due to the oncoming asteroid apocalypse ... this week
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(The New York Times)
 
  
 
 Legendary font designer Adrian Frutiger dead at 87. Univers mourns
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(60)
 
(KTVB Boise)
 
  
 
 Man takes the D.E.N.N.I.S. system a step too far
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(Yahoo Images)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this power triad
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(Business Insider)
 
  
 
 CSB Sunday Morning: Near misses
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(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 George Carlin has a funny daughter
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Leslie Allen Merritt: "Dude, you got the wrong neckbeard"
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
  
 
 "This is not Sodom and Gomorrah. You need to enforce the laws"
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Austria saw the arrival of at least 10,000 migrants on Saturday. Crikey
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(WCSH 8 Portland)
 
  
 
 Portland jail tells female attorneys to remove metal detector-triggering bras before seeing clients. Not surprisingly, people have a problem with this
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(TuneIn)
 
  
 
 Coming to you from rainy Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
  
 
 So, we burned 80% of your vagina, causing incredible pain and cost you thousands in medical bills. Here's a $50 fuel voucher; we're good, right?
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