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Guerrilla Marketing GHOUL (UPDATED)

BERJAYAAs you know, the movie version of Ghoul debuts on ChillerTV early next year, and will then make its way to DVD, etc. I am forbidden by the film’s producers, as well as the marketing folks at NBC – Universal – Chiller from telling you much. They prefer to have their marketing people do it.

For example, if the movie was going to make its screen debut at a film festival in Utah next month, I couldn’t tell you that. Or if it were going to debut on television during 2012’s first quarter, I couldn’t tell you that either. Because, as we know, I never break the rules and always do what I’m told.

BERJAYAHowever, fans have no such restrictions, which is why Tod Clark captured a few screenshots from the film’s commercial, which ran on Chiller last night during the debut of my friend Steve Niles’ film, Remains. Tod then posted them to Twitter. The images are low quality, but they’re better than nothing. Enjoy!

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The Top Ten Books of 2011

Time for my ninth annual list of what I consider to be the top ten best books of the year. These are books I enjoyed, and that I think my readership will enjoy. They are one man’s opinions. Your mileage may vary. I’ve been told by authors, publishers, and booksellers that my list helps their sales, which means you guys are buying things based on my recommendation. So here we go.

The rules are fairly simple. Rule #1: The edition of the book listed here must have been published during the year for which it is being considered. Rule #2: If I contributed to a book (be it an introduction, afterword, my Maelstrom imprint, etc.) then it is disqualified from the list. Cover blurbs do not apply to rule #2. Every year, someone says, “The only reason so-and-so is on your list is because you know them.” If that was true, then there would be no point in doing a Top Ten list. After working within the genre for almost 15 years, I know everybody. Publishing is a deceptively small community. Suffice to say, nepotism plays no part in this list. I read many books by many close friends this year that won’t make the list.

Click here for a complete list of the 140 books I read in 2011. If you are curious about the Top Ten lists from previous years, click here.

And now, the Top Ten Books of 2011…

BERJAYA 11/22/63 by Stephen King, Scribner, Hardcover and Kindle

Ostensibly a tale about a high school English teacher traveling back in time to prevent the Kennedy assassination and thus, prevent other world events like the Vietnam War, 11/22/63 is really a story about love — true love, lost love, and unrequited love. It is a book about soul mates. It is also one of the best books of King’s distinguished and varied career, narrowly edged out by only (in my opinion) his magnum opus The Stand. A poignant, wistful examination of not only our parent’s generation, but our generation, as well — 11/22/63 features some surprising and unexpected twists (including a return to IT’s Derry), a few moments of sheer terror, and King’s most heartbreaking ending since Pet Sematary or Cujo. If you have ever loved someone with all of your heart and all of your passion, only to have that love torn asunder and taken away by forces beyond your control, then fair warning — this book will do the same to your soul. An absolute knock-out punch, and one that had me sobbing in honest-to-God tears. Buy it here.

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Southern Gods by John Hornor Jacobs, Night Shade Books, Paperback and Kindle

This debut novel from John Hornor Jacobs combines three of my favorite things: H.P. Lovecraft’s mythos, the Blues legend of Robert Johnson, and the hard-boiled detective story. It results in a compulsive read that is in equal parts mesmerizing, touching, funny, and absolutely horrific in the most glorious, pulpiest sense of the word. Effectively utilizing those three elements in a historical-fiction novel would be a difficult task for even a veteran writer, but Jacobs does a masterful job with it in his first book-length work. There are a few slight stumbles, indicative of any first novel, but they are easily overlooked and forgivable, because the overall book is simply magnificent. Indeed, if Southern Gods is any indication (and I believe it is) then we may very well be looking at the bona fide Next Big Name In Horror. Which would be fine, except that I suspect Jacobs can easily expand beyond the trappings of the genre. Whatever he chooses to write next, I can’t wait to read it. You shouldn’t wait either. Congrats, Mr. Jacobs. Welcome to the party. Buy it here.

BERJAYA After the Burn by Ronald Kelly, Thunderstorm Books and Crossroads Press, Limited Edition Hardcover and Kindle

After the Burn harkens back to the glory days of 1980’s post-apocalyptic horror and science-fiction. You know the type of story I’m talking about. Earth has been radically altered in the aftermath of nuclear Armageddon, and the survivors must struggle against all manner of mutants and monstrosities. From Mel Gibson’s Mad Max to Joe R. Lansdale’s “Tight Little Stitches In A Dead Man’s Back”, I love those type of tales. They fill me with a gleeful sense of fun that I rarely get from other forms of fiction. Maybe that’s a result of growing up in the 70’s and 80’s, when nuclear war was a distinct possibility, and playing Mad Max, rather than Cowboys. All I know is that since the end of the Cold War, it’s been hard to find good post-apocalyptic survivalist fiction that isn’t either a) zombie or b) a neo-conservative wank book. Kelly’s After the Burn is neither. What it is, is a ton of fucking fun, and the perfect whimsical escape during your lunch hour or the end of the day. Buy the Kindle edition here (the hardcover is long sold-out).

BERJAYADon’t Be Cruel by Mike Argento, Codorus Press, Paperback

The nepotism criers (mentioned above) will point out that Argento writes for the same newspaper I used to freelance for, and occasionally plays in a band with my brother-in-law (Case 150’s Ken Geist), but the nepotism criers can suck it, because Don’t Be Cruel is an off-the-wall, insanely fun bizarro crime-thriller that reads like what you’d get if you put Joe R. Lansdale, Dwayne Swierczynski, Dave Barry, Ray Banks, Carlton Mellick, Quentin Tarantino, and Bill Hicks together in a blender. A brilliant, satirical look at the same Pennsylvania small towns I examine in my own fiction — except that Argento might even be crueler than me. As I said in my cover blurb, “Bizarre, clever, and full of pitch black humor, DON’T BE CRUEL is one hell of a debut novel! Argento’s voice, prose, and wit are sharp as razors. Highly recommended!” And I meant it. Buy it here. (Oh, and speaking of Joe Lansdale…)

BERJAYAAll the Earth, Thrown to the Sky by Joe R. Lansdale, Delacorte, Hardcover and Kindle

Joe R. Lansdale is a writer’s writer and a man’s man, and his works generally do not come to whistle ‘Dixie’ or fuck around. There is always a dark savagery lurking just beneath the surface, no matter how whimsical the tale. The best Lansdale books feel dangerous in your hands, and even some of the more comical bents (like some of the Hap & Leonard series or The Drive-In series) have poignant, touching, moments — as well as that aforementioned danger and savagery. So it should come as no surprise that this young adult novel is no exception. Don’t let the fact that it’s written for and marketed to teens fool you. This is prime Lansdale, albeit the work of a more mature, measured author whose muse and style have grown as he has grown (quite like the more recent work of Stephen King, F. Paul Wilson, and Gene O’Neill). There are echoes of Steinbeck and Twain in this Dust Bowl coming-of-age novel set during the Great Depression, but the characters, dialogue, passion, energy, and by-God-story are pure unadulterated Lansdale. I don’t know about you, but for me, reading doesn’t get any better than that. (There are also thematic echoes of Lansdale’s own The Magic Wagon and “White Mule, Spotted Pig”, and for me, that just makes it all the better). Buy it here.

BERJAYAThe German by Lee Thomas, Lethe Press, Paperback and Kindle

The German is a sharp, unsettling crime-thriller set against the backdrop of World War II. The protagonist, Ernst Lang, is a former member of the Nazi party who fled his homeland and resettled in America, assuming a quiet life of obscurity in a small Texas town and trying to forget about his past. But indeed, it is Lang’s past that comes into question when a killer begins to horrifically slaughter young men. The clues point to Lang’s past — but is it really his past? The character of Lang is masterfully created — a realistic protagonist that we  feel sympathetic for one moment and find ourselves questioning the next. The German will stick with you long after you finish it, and will make you squirm. This is as dark as it gets. For some reason, Amazon doesn’t have the paperback and Kindle versions linked, so buy the paperback here and the Kindle edition here.

BERJAYAFlashback by Dan Simmons, Reagan Arthur, Hardcover and Kindle

Simmons takes a turn from his three previous historical fiction novels (The Terror, Drood, and Black Hills), looking instead to the near-future. Set around the year 2021 (or so) Flashback offers a dark, dystopian future that would make Alex Jones, Ron Paul, and Jesse Ventura gnash their teeth. Years of Republican and Democrat cronyism, combined with the destruction of our economy, and a general crumbling of everything from our morals to our infrastructure (you know… sort of like what is transpiring right now) leaves America a third world nation and an emaciated shadow of its former self. Vast swaths of the countryside are like something out of The Road Warrior or Escape From New York, and the cities aren’t much better. Our population is addicted to a synthetic drug called Flashback, and we sit in blissful ignorance, lost in our past while the New World Order (or maybe just Japanese corporations) buy and sell our very souls. Set against this backdrop is an engrossing, character-driven detective yarn with a human element missing in much of today’s science-fiction. The book does get bogged down in a few places, but the overall experience is satisfying and well worth it. Buy it here.

BERJAYA Nursery Rhymes 4 Dead Children by Lee Thompson, Delirium Books, Paperback and Kindle

Earlier, I mentioned John Hornor Jacobs as one of the most exciting new voices in this Sixth Wave of modern horror writers (for more on that wave, I refer you to my keynote speech, Roots). In addition to Hornor Jacobs, there are a lot of varied and exciting voices in that wave: Kelli Owen, Nate Southard, Cameron Pierce, Kevin Lucia, Lincoln Crisler, J. David Osborne, Michael Bailey, Scott Goudsward, Thomas Erb, etc. (and what’s more, there is evidence of a Seventh Wave behind them, with authors such as Dustin LaValley, Wesley Southard, Alyn Day, Garrett Cook, etc., but that’s the subject for another Blog entry and now I’m digressing.)

Lee Thompson (not to be confused with Lee Thomas above) is certainly one of the most promising and talented voices of the Sixth Wave. His work reads very much like a young Tom Piccirilli, which should come as no surprise, since he lists Piccirilli as a major influence. But this is not merely a young author wearing his influences on his sleeve. Thompson’s voice is his own — strong, hypnotic, and unsettling. Nursery Rhymes 4 Dead Children is a bleak fucking book, and therein lies its danger. So beautifully-constructed is Thompson’s prose, that the reader is often caught off-guard, mesmerized by a turn of phrase or a descriptive passage, until the book grabs you by the balls and rips them right off, breaking your heart and your psyche in the process. This is the first thing I’ve read by Thompson, but it won’t be the last. Get in on the ground floor with this guy. Buy it here.

BERJAYA Let’s Play White by Chesya Burke, Apex Publications, Paperback and Kindle

Let’s Play White is marketed as a horror collection, and make no mistake, these stories are certainly horrific. While Burke’s prose tends to run on the quieter, more sublime side of the genre (evoking a style more reminiscent of Shirley Jackson or Joyce Carol Oates than Edward Lee or Wrath James White), these tales still have plenty of blood and grue. But I would label this collection as more magic realism than straight horror (or perhaps dark fantasy). While not inter-connected, there is a trailing, gossamer-like theme in the overall stories of race and how it impacts us, regardless of the color of our skin. Deeply thoughtful and deeply moving, this is a book that will challenge you. It’s also a beautifully crafted and packaged paperback, softer to the touch than an average paperback and very easy on the eyes (if, like me, you have to wear bifocals). Buy it here.

BERJAYA Multiplex Fandango by Weston Ochse, Dark Regions, Limited Edition Hardcover

Subtitled ‘A Weston Ochse Reader’ this collection spans the last decade, covering everything from Ochse’s early “redneck” tales to his southern gothic turn to his more mature, nuanced, recent work. And oh, what a gamut that is. In equal parts whimsical, gross, poignant, and thrilling, Ochse is a thinking man’s pulp-writer — the brilliant and poetic if demented offspring of Ray Bradbury and Robert E. Howard. Wonderfully packaged and including an enlightening introduction by Joe R. Lansdale, this is a must-read, and the perfect introduction to Ochse’s unique voice. My only complaint is that, while the publisher’s website indicates there is a trade paperback edition, I cannot find it for individual sale. But the Limited Edition Hardcover is in stock and well worth the price (and nicely priced at that). Buy it here.

And, because somebody always asks, here are the Honorable Mentions — numbers 11 through 15 (out of the 140 books I read this year):

11. Nightjack by Tom Piccirilli (Kindle and audiobook, buy it here)
12. Sensation by Nick Mamatas (Paperback and Kindle, buy it here)
13. Neonomicon Alan Moore (Hardcover and paperback, buy it here)
14. The Morbidly Obese Ninja by Carlton Mellick III (Paperback and Kindle, buy it here)
15. Red Sky by Nate Southard (Limited Edition Hardcover — sold out)

HAPPY READING!

Things They Don’t Teach You In Writing Class

(Via my Twitter page…)

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THE LAST ZOMBIE: NEVERLAND

BERJAYAIf you’ve read The Last Zombie and The Last Zombie: Inferno, you’re probably wondering what’s in store next for Doctor Ian Scott and the team. The next story-arc, The Last Zombie: Neverland, debuts next month.

In Neverland, the team deals with the aftermath of the wildfire. Their vehicles are malfunctioning and their nerves are frayed. What happens next? Well, there’s a horde of man-eating rats. Love — or perhaps just post-apocalyptic lust — blooms. Planters and Fulton take a side-trip that turns into a suicide run when they come face-to-face with the Mexican cartels. Federman grows increasingly suspicious of Ian. And the team meet a group of feral children at BERJAYAthe former juvenile facility known as the Neverland Ranch. How have the kids survived this long, and how will they react to adults?

Issues #1 and #2 are available for pre-order at all good comic book shops. If your local shop won’t order it for you, kick the owner in the nuts and then buy it online here and here.

New to The Last Zombie? The previous two volumes have been collected in trade paperback, making it easy for you to catch up. Here’s volume one and here is volume two. Enjoy!

John Skipp Says…

BERJAYALegendary New York Times best-selling author John Skipp, says:

“Just finished THE DAMNED HIGHWAY, by Brian Keene and Nick Mamatas. It is brilliant, hilarious, important, and a modern counterculture milestone that harkens back to when Hunter S. Thompson WAS one of the most important writers on Earth. Will review the fuck out of this, as soon as someone points me to the right venue. WELL DONE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!”

He’s right, of course. Buy one here.

2011: The Year In Review

With Carlton Mellick, Weston Ochse, Rose O'Keefe, Wrath James White, Kelli Owen, Bob Ford, Chad Savage, and a cast of 1,000's.

Deadite Press - Thunderstorm Books party, with Paul Goblirsch, Carlton Mellick, Weston Ochse, Rose O'Keefe, Wrath James White, Kelli Owen, Nate Southard, Bob Ford, Chad Savage, Lincoln Crisler and more.

In 2011, Deadite Press reprinted most of my back-list in trade paperback and e-book (Darkness On The Edge Of Town, Jack’s Magic Beans, Urban Gothic, Take The Long Way Home, A Gathering of Crows, Dead Sea, Kill Whitey, Castaways, Tequila’s Sunrise, Clickers 2, and Clickers 3). I also released two new novels (Entombed and The Damned Highway), one new graphic novel (The Last Zombie: Dead New World), one new collection (A Conspiracy of One), and a new novella (Alone).

I visited the set of Ghoul. I attended World Horror, CONvergence, NECON, Horrorfind Weekend, AnthoCon, BizarroCon, and the annual Comix Connection Creator Cookout. I struggled with the new mentor role that’s been thrust upon me, dressed in drag for 4,000 people, had a beer named after me, received an award, was roasted twice, gave a keynote speech, laughed, cried, fought, almost died, loved, lost, and lived. I survived a heart attack, a mudslide, an earthquake, and two floods (during the second of which I ended up stuck inside an evacuation zone, and began a second career as a news photographer, with my photos used by AccuWeather and others). I’m in a very different place than I was at the beginning of the year, and indeed, am a very different person. Everything happens for a reason, and what doesn’t kill us only makes us stronger, but I hope the Mayans were wrong about this 2012 bullshit, because I really could use a year off…

Here is a 2011 pictorial. Click the photos twice to make them larger. I’m unsure on the sources (people send me pics all year long), so if you see one of your pics here without proper accreditation, please holler at me. Continue reading →

2011 Holiday Prize Giveaway

The thing I miss the most about the Keenedom forum is the annual holiday prize giveaway, so I thought I’d do something similar this year. The only difference is it’s spread out across the web a bit more. The rules are simple: Continue reading →

The Last Zombie: Inferno #5

BERJAYAThe Last Zombie: Inferno #5 – On sale today in all good comic shops. If your shop doesn’t carry it, kick them and then order it here.

Faced with the certainty that they’ll have to kill the refugees to prevent an uprising, Warner orders the team to flee directly into the inferno. Can the high-tech vehicles make it through the devastation unscathed, and if so, will the team survive?

New to the series? Start with volume 1, now in trade paperback.

Looking Forward Is The New Looking Back (in which we talk about Deadite, Ghoul, Stoker Eligibility, Levi, and Facebook)

DARKHOLLOW2011 was a good year for Deadite Press. In the aftermath of their Dorchester coup, they published 24 titles, including books by myself, Bryan Smith, J.F. Gonzalez, Edward Lee, Robert Devereaux, Wrath James White, and Nate Southard. Carlton Mellick posted a retrospective of all 24 titles here. It makes a handy gift-buying guide for this holiday season. To the left is the cover for the Deadite reissue of Dark Hollow, which will be available in just a few short weeks (along with Ghoul and The Cage).

Speaking of Ghoul, things are happening behind the scenes. I am forbidden by my masters at NBC – Universal – Chiller – Moderncine to say anything or post any details online. Continue reading →

LAST ZOMBIE: INFERNO Trade Paperback Pre-Orders

BERJAYATHE LAST ZOMBIE: INFERNO trade paperback is up for pre-order. It ships in late-January. Volume 2 in the series, this collects issues 1 – 5 of The Last Zombie: Inferno. The team are psychologically frayed while trapped between a nuclear power plant meltdown to their north, a state-wide wildfire to their east, and a powerful army composed of former Mexican drug cartels to their south. To their west lies only failure — and failure is not an option. Pre-order from your local store or click here.

Volume 1 in the series, THE LAST ZOMBIE: DEAD NEW WORLD, is also available for purchase. Order it at your local store or click here.

COMING SOON (Click-Click… Click-Click…)

From best-selling writers J. F. Gonzalez and Brian Keene comes the wildest, pulpiest, most over-the-top B-movie installment in the Clickers series yet!

In the aftermath of a devastating tsunami and a series of undersea earthquakes, hordes of Clickers swarm onto the California coastline, slaughtering everything in their path. When the creatures begin attacking other parts of the world, humanity fights back, unaware that a second foe is about to emerge — Ob, Lord of a supernatural race of beings known as the Siqqusim, who have the ability to possess and reanimate the dead.

Now, Earth faces an invasion from not one, but two enemies — the mindless, hungry Clickers, and the evil, and equally ravenous zombies. Both groups have only one goal in mind — the total extermination of the human race. But what happens when these two forces meet…

CLICKERS VS. ZOMBIES – No matter who wins, mankind loses.

PRE-ORDERS COMING SOON… If you haven’t yet read the Clickers series, this would be a good time to do so. Click here and scroll down to purchase the first three.

STADT DER TOTEN In Stores Now

BERJAYAOn sale now in Germany and Austria is Stadt De Toten – the sequel to Auferstehung*. It is available in both mass market paperback and the Kindle. And don’t forget, Auferstehung is available in both paperback and for the Kindle, as well.

*For English speaking readers, that’s City of the Dead and The Rising.

Lost & Found (UPDATED)

In late August, during the time that I was moving into my new home here along the Susquehanna River, I received two boxes in the mail. One was full of signature sheets for Cemetery Dance’s Smoke and Mirrors. The other contained copies of The Last Zombie: Inferno #1 for Overlook Connection’s collector’s sets. Both boxes got mixed in with all of the other boxes during the move, and were just found last week when I was going through ‘Things That Have Not Yet Been Unpacked Between The Flood, The Heart Attack, And My Recent Break-Up‘. That’s not an excuse. I take full ownership of the delay for both.

The good news is, the sig sheets and the comics are going back out in the mail today. You can still pre-order Smoke and Mirrors by clicking here, and you can still pre-order The Last Zombie: Inferno signed collector’s sets by clicking here.

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UPDATE: Fuck me. I just found a box of signature sheets for the Dueling Minds anthology, as well. Signing them now.

The Wisdom of Cody Goodfellow

“You deserve happiness, but more, you deserve wholeness — not to have to split who you are to satisfy the people in your life.”

The words of author Cody Goodfellow, in an email exchange with me earlier this week. Click here to buy one of his books. I especially recommend Perfect Union and Radiant Dawn.

Bizarro Postcards

Group shot from BizarroCon 2011 (Photo copyright Martin Roberts)

BizarroCon 2011. Not shown: Carlton Mellick III, who was putting on his Orc cheerleader costume. (Photo copyright Martin Roberts)

Land’s Edge (in which we talk about Apocrypha, Ghoul, Maelstrom, The Last Zombie, and more)

Quiet times here at Land’s Edge (the nickname I’ve bestowed upon my fortified cabin here in a remote corner of Central Pennsylvania on the banks of the Susquehanna River). If you read this, this, and this, then you know that I’ve recently been struggling with some major life decisions and changes, so the quiet times are needed. Thanksgiving was nice. My parents, grandmother, sister, brother-in-law, and both of my sons were here — the first time we’ve had the entire family together for Thanksgiving in over 17 years. I reckon my grandfather was here in spirit. My ex-wife stopped by, as well, after dinner. Everyone had a good time, and there was none of the drama or angst that seems to come with so many of these family gatherings, for which my heart condition was glad. Continue reading →

W.H. Pugmire Hospitalized

Lovecraft eZine and Will Hart are both reporting that Seattle-based horror writer Wilum Pugmire was hospitalized last Thursday with heart problems and that his condition is worsening. Many have described Wilum as the genre’s greatest living Lovecraftian writer (a description I steadfastly agree with). If you haven’t read him, you should. He’s exactly one of the authors I was talking about in my keynote speech a few weeks ago. He got his start corresponding with Robert Bloch and has since gone on to leave his indelible stamp on not just Lovecraftian fiction, but the genre as a whole. Mike at Lovecraft eZine is asking Wilum’s fans and peers to leave comments here, and he’ll make sure they are passed along.

The Perfect Holiday Gift

BERJAYAIS THERE A DEMON IN YOU

$50. Signed, limited-edition hardcover.

Contains The Witching Tree — a brand-new Levi Stoltzfus novella which bridges the gap between A Gathering of Crows and the forthcoming Bad Ground. Also comes with a free chapbook (while supplies last) and features additional novellas by Nate Southard, Wrath James White, and Mary SanGiovanni.

Click Here To Order

Reasons To Be Cheerful

Well, this was a nice surprise after what’s been a rough week. Over at FearNET, Blu Gilliand’s latest article offers holiday thanks for me, Stephen King, and a thriving small press. Click here to read it. I’m thankful to Blu, and to all of you, for the continued support. You — and the genre — are why I continue to do it.

CONQUEROR WORMS REISSUE

As previously announced, Deadite Press will be reissuing The Conqueror Worms under the original, author’s preferred title of Earthworm Gods. Here is a sneak peek at the cover*.
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*Okay, this is not the cover to Earthworm Gods. Instead, it is the cover to Vince Kramer’s debut Bizarro novel, Gigantic Death Worm. I met Vince over the weekend, loved the cover immediately, and read the book on the plane ride home. All three (the author, the cover, and the book) are awesome. So I had Deadite make this mock-up in order to help promote the book. Only nine bucks. Click here to order a copy.