No thanks. We’ve had about enough.

Image swiped from Doug Ross.

Happy Thanksgiving to you and especially to them.

Yo, Governor! PRS here. What happened to the money?

Money? What money?

The money that vanished from MF Global while you were its CEO.

Oh, that money.

Yeah, what happened to it? I understand that it may be as much as 1.2 billion dollars.

Well?

My dog ate it.

Oooooo-kay.

Too crabby to blog.

Everything I have read tonight has given me a massive case of the ass.

Obama sucks (as does his horrible wife), Paul Begala sucks, Mika Whatshername sucks, David Frum sucks. I could go on.

See what I mean?

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Good afternoon, Senator. PRS here. Do you have a moment or two for a few questions?

PRS? Is that one of those women’s monthly things?

Excuse me?

You know: PRS — that thing when women get crazy once a month.

I just wanted to …

Didn’t you get it?

Get what, Senator?

The joke, man. PRS, PMS … Get it?

May I ask you a few questions?

Ha! You obviously don’t appreciate nuance.

Perhaps. Anyway, about those questions …

Sure. Fire Away. John Kerry, reporting for duty!

Thank you. Would you care to comment on the financial disclosure documents that pretty convincingly show that you made well in excess of a million dollars by trading in securities based on inside information?

Let me be perfectly clear. I was for that before I was against that.

I’m afraid I don’t understand your answer. Were the trades identified in these documents based on information that was not available to the general public?

Bush had Bin Laden cornered in Tora Bora and let him go.

Senator, what about these trades?

Would you like to hear me play some guitar?

Never mind.

Like I said; you don’t appreciate nuance.

I guess not.

I’ve got my spot picked out.

Every time I hear a gang of Occu-dirtbags scream/chant their refusal to leave the “occupied” premises in defiance of an order to vacate, I cannot help but think of this. NSFW

I admit it. It gives me the warm fuzzies.

They’re accomplished musicians who play classical music with a humorous twistki.

Enjoy.

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The trash (human and otherwise) has been removed from Zuccotti Park by the New York City Police Department.