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Tuesday, 19 October 2010

On Sunflower Seeds And Zen Gardens

Being as now the Sunflower Seeds installation at The Tate Modern is, thanks to elf n’safety jobsworths not the installation that the artist had in mind and is actually pointless. (You were supposed to walk on it and handle the sunflower seeds, so now what use is it)

It could be renamed ‘Section of Gravel Drive Seen From A Distance. No Trespassing’

 BERJAYA

But then I had a brain wave, why not get a few of these fellows over with their rakes and a few rocks.

BERJAYA

Hey presto!  A fantastic Zen Garden

What do you think?

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Sunday, 17 October 2010

In Which I Do Not Risk Death At The Tate Modern

So off up to that there London I went yesterday to get some culchah and to not risk a possibly hideous choking death.

It was a nice afternoon, so I took the camera along as I’m off on holiday in a couple of weeks and felt I was a bit out of practice. Good thing I did, as on review, I was over exposing like a bastard. So will try and get out a couple more times to get my ‘eye’ back in.

Friend Heddle was on time despite a traumatic journey of cancelled trains and engineering works, so off we trotted to the Turbine Hall balcony to gaze (from a Health & Safety mandated distance) at the artwork.

Our opinion: Distinctly underwhelming, as Heddle pointed out (and you can see from the pictures) Unless someone told you they were sunflower seeds, from above they could have replaced the whole lot with gravel and you’d be none the wiser. All very ‘meh’ and certainly not what the artist intended, so what is the point in continuing to exhibit it.

So that was done, and I can tell you that as far as we were concerned there is no danger of repeated or prolonged exposure on our parts (unless they open it again and I will then go back).

Off we strolled for a very pleasant walk  along the South Bank to Charing Cross and thence repaired to The Garrick for some much needed liquid refreshment.

Then the second disappointment of the day, ‘quelle horruer, zut alors’ The Tokyo Diner had a power failure. No Katsu Curry. 

“Come back in an hour” they said “It might be fixed by then”

So there was nothing for it, but to retire famished to the Slug & Lettuce for some more liquid refreshment. The hour passed quickly as it always does, when in good humour, good company and good conversation and back we went.

Nope, still closed. What to do, you’re all geared up for a Katsu Curry and it’s whipped away from you, I have to tell you best beloved, we were downcast and had to return to the Slug & Lettuce for some more liquid refreshment to bolster our sagging spirits.

(and before anyone pops up in the comments with “But Waggamamas do a Japanese Curry and it’s just round the corner”. Let me tell you Waggamamas Japanese Curry is as close to an actual Katsu Curry as a Findus Crispy Pancake is to actual food)

But then like a flash of lightning on a dark night, a memory surfaced of Little Bro telling me they were opening a Japanese Diner at the Japan Centre, a quick call to confirm this was the case and garner the location and we were off. 

It being several minutes walk away, we did have to stop en-route for more liquid refreshment at The Captains Cabin and then….

Yes the diner was there, yes it was open and yes, they did a Katsu Curry, Huzzah!!!

The curry certainly tasted authentic, (and they had sweet pickles, my favourite) however it was more of a gravy than a sauce, a bit thin. With none of the lovely chunks of carrot and potato that you get in the Tokyo Diner. Price £10. However that was the only reasonable price in there, the rest was ridiculously priced e.g. £4.00 for 2 yakitori sticks and £4.00 for a small tin of Asahi.

As a fall back, it certainly saved the day for the Katsu Curry craving, but I don’t think I’ll be going back.

Suitably replete, we heid back to The Garrick for some more liquid refreshing and chat. I then saw the Heddle off at the tube station, hugs were exchanged and a wave goodbye.

I then wended my merry (very merry) way back to Bexleyheath, to sleep the sleep of the innocent, bathed in the warm golden glow you only get when you know you’ve had a thoroughly good time.

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Saturday, 16 October 2010

So Long Then ‘Manimal’

 

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Simon MacCorkindale
1952-2010

A fond farewell to actor Simon MacCorkindale who died on the 14th October after a long battle with cancer. Only 58, no age these days.

His IMDb page lists him with 62 credits for named roles (but that includes countless episodes as the same character in series, 229 appearances on Casualty alone).

He was also married to Fiona Fullerton (divorced) and Susan George, which is a win double in anyone's book.

But to me, as someone from the early Eighties he will always be ‘Manimal’

“Dr Jonathan Chase... wealthy, young, handsome. A man with the brightest of futures. A man with the darkest of pasts. From Africa's deepest recesses, to the rarefied peaks of Tibet, heir to his father's legacy and the world's darkest mysteries. Jonathan Chase, master of the secrets that divide man from animal, animal from man... Manimal!”

Only 8 episodes, but they seared themselves into my consciousness.

The only question then as now, was.

If he can turn himself into any animal, why was it always a black panther or a hawk?

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Friday, 15 October 2010

Sunflower Seeds @ The Tate Modern : Elf & Safety Strikes

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Via the excellent Diamond Geezer  it appears that my day trip to London is going to be slightly less fun than I thought it would be.

Further to my last post, they were not just thinking of the cheeldren. But all of us. Bless.

Update: Friday 15 October 2010

Although porcelain is very robust, we have been advised that the interaction of visitors with the sculpture can cause dust which could be damaging to health following repeated inhalation over a long period of time. In consequence, Tate, in consultation with the artist, has decided not to allow members of the public to walk across the sculpture.

Did you get that.

can cause dust

“which could be damaging to health following repeated inhalation over a long period of time.”

Well I for one Tate Modern wasn’t planning on camping out in the Turbine Hall till March. In fact I was going to pop in. Take a few snaps and then off for a Katsu Curry and a pint or three in The Garrick. At most I’d be an hour, in fact probably a lot less.

Thank you for saving my life (not)

If it’s the staff you’re worried about, give them face masks, loft insulators wear them, carpenters wear them and many other trades.

Today (Friday 15 October 2010) the installation will be viewable from the Turbine Hall bridge. Revisit this page for updates.

Well, whoop-dee-fucking-doo!

Please do not remove any of the seeds.

No chance of that anymore, can’t get near the buggers.

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Tuesday, 12 October 2010

The ‘Won’t Somebody Think Of The Cheeeeldren’ Of The Day

So the new Unilever installation in the Tate Modern Turbine Hall has opened ‘Sunflower Seeds’ was created by Chinese dissident artist Ai Weiwei
It consists of supposedly of a 100 million porcelain sunflower seeds spread across the floor (and means all sorts of things, you can read about in the article).
I normally go and check these out and I’m up in town on Saturday, so may well pop in and take a few pictures. I liked Rachel Whiteread’s Embankment and The Weather Project by Olafur Eliasson was stunning, I went back several times.
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But won’t somebody think of the …..  oh you have
cheeeldren 
Firstly it’s an art installation not a deluxe sandpit for Jocasta and Tarquin, keep control of your little shits for once. Secondly if they haven’t taught their little brats not to put in their mouths anything they find on the floor by now and that people are actually walking on, that’s pretty piss poor parenting and I’m getting sick of it.
And finally the only safety aspect I can see if they do swallow one (being porcelain I would guess they are pretty inert) is the fact that they might crack the bowl when they shoot out the other end.
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Monday, 11 October 2010

Yum!

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And no it wasn’t ripped off from an Engrish website. It comes courtesy of my friend Matt in Tokyo taken at a buffet.
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Sunday, 10 October 2010

10:10:10 10/10/10

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Well I thought it was pretty cool.

And I’m going to watch it again this evening [Blows raspberry] So there

UPDATE:

Told you I was going to watch it again

Time_pm
So that’s it for another 100 years.

Still we’ve got  11/11/11 and 12/12/12 to come, so that’s exciting and something to look forward to.

I just realised that ten past eight in the evening of the twentieth of October is going to be in the 24 hour clock  20:10 20/10/2010

How exciting.
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