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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Please Mr. Postman

BERJAYAWhen I opened my mailbox today I found some of the usual things - the Valu-Pak coupon packet, a bill from Con Edison, Time Out Magazine, some other junk mail - and my October surprise - a letter from the Shariah Queen herself - Sharron Angle.
Right on the cover of the envelope she states her case
I'm running against Harry Reid -- conservatives' #1 foe.  And I need your help!

Inside there is a pre-printed envelope addressed to the Friends of Sharron Angle in Washington, DC.  It also has my name and address printed on the return corner - saving me any chance of getting writer's cramp after writing the check.

Then there is the 4 page letter from Ms. Angle herself (well she did sign it!).  She immediately says she wants me to sign the Dump Reid pledge right away.  Then the Friends of Sharron Angle tell me my $100 donation will go much further in Nevada than in New York.

And then asks again for me to sign the Dump Reid pledge (we are only 1/2 way down the first page).

Then there is the usual GOP talking points about socialized medicine, the stimulus, the Bush tax cuts and that Reid and Obama are joined at the hip.

Then My Sharrona says that defeating Reid would be a knockdown blow to Obama.  She Sharron says:

It's a blow I can -- and will -- deliver.
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[that line enough is to deliver comic fodder for a month, but Angle herself is a jokester's dream]

Then there are more nauseating GOP talking points, more pleas for money, more that Harry Reid has a lot of money in his election coffers.  Then Sharron tells me I am her secret weapon (I guess she can tell me anything after just blowing me).  More pleas for money (now she asks for $2400), more requests to sing the Dump Reid pledge, and that she has 10 wonderful grandchildren.  Then she says she is leading Reid by double digits.  And at least 7 more requests to sign the Dump Reid pledge.

Then the Dumb Reid pledge was included - and it is NOT lemon-scented.  I am mailing the Dump Reid pledge in.  I leave the rest to your imagination.


Tonight the 33 miners in Chile that were trapped underground for 70 days were all rescued - safely.  It was one of those feel-good yea stories.  Congratulations to everyone who helped get those men out.

The miners should be glad that it happened in Chile, not the US under the teabaggers.  If that mine disaster had occurred on US soil, each miner would have received the following as they were pulled from underground:


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Sunday, October 10, 2010

Drinking the Kool Aid (Literally)

In November 1978, over 900 followers of Jim Jones committed mass suicide/murder in the jungle of Guyana. Jones, a charismatic delusional crackpot, constantly feared losing control of the members in his People's Temple. His paranoia was the main reason he moved the cult to Guyana from San Francisco. When Representative Leo Ryan of California went down to investigate allegations of abuse, Jones felt the US Government closing in on his fraud. After Ryan was shot to death by members of the cult on the airstrip near Jonestown, Jones ordered his flock to drink (or be forced to drink) Kool-Aid laced with potassium cyanide.

I am sure Kraft was not pleased with that form of PR. Then again I am sure Kraft is not pleased with how the brand name Kool-Aid is referred to today as well.

Out of that tragedy - an expression - "drinking the Kool-Aid" entered American vernacular. Drinking the Kool-Aid has come to mean "embracing the perspective or ideas of a group that is probably nuts, kooky, cultish."

Hence, followers of the Teabag Movement have "Drank the Kool-Aid."

I am afraid any victories - even a few small victories by candidates like Sharron Angle, Joe Miller and Christine O'Donnell - are going to start this country on a slow march of drinking poisoned Kool-Aid from toxic Teabags.  You know the toxic sludge that is gushing into the Danube River in Hungary - well think of the Republican candidates like Angle and O'Donnell as holding kegs of tainted Kool-Aid, ready to be dumped into the reservoirs and streams of the US.

And you want an example of the government Angle and O'Donnell will give you - just look to the ashes of a home in Tennessee.

With the election season winding down - candidates backed by the Teabaggers are preparing to flood the airwaves with more attack ads, including ones to persuade the masses to literally "drink the Kool Aid."





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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Reading is Fundamental

By now, everyone knows about the house in Tennessee that burned to the ground because the owners did not pay the fire protection fee. So while Rome burned, the firemen stood helpless - ordered not to put out the fire over an unpaid $75 municipal charge.

This is Ayn Rand on steroids - every John Galt for himself. Darwinian psychology in overdrive - survival of the fittest (or rather the richest and most well-connected). Government a la carte. Public services that are hated so much that everything is turned into a private enterprise - even at the expense of a normal society.

We could argue the merits of a large and sprawling public works - managed by a large and sprawling bureaucracy. We can also argue the problems and pitfalls of the nanny state and an over-reaching legislature.

What we can't argue is that the underlying premise of government is to keep order,civility and provide for a safe and secure country. That safety and security is not limited to fighting useless wars and preventing those nasty turrorists from flattening buildings. It also includes the simple things like putting out fires and protecting citizens with adequate public health.

Ayn Rand bubbles only go so far in a country of 310,000,000.  You want a private fire department that only serves if you pay? How do you plan on stopping a fire from spreading from your neighbor who didn't feel like pay their fee. You want health care only if you can afford it? How do you plan on protecting yourself from people walking around with communicable diseases like tuberculosis and influenza - spreading them like the bubonic plague to those who do have health insurance?

Certain basic needs shouldn't even be questioned. But the angry mobs of the right have taken Ayn Rand to the extreme - that government is good for nothing, that the individual rules, that it really is every teabagger for himself. Problem is the uber-Rand mentality is only a facade to what is actually happening.  The true masters of the right wing, ego-centric, self-pleasure domain are the corporations and puppet masters like the Koch Brothers who use their incredible wealth (since they don't use it to invest in the country or create jobs) to keep the status quo working for them. At the same time, they are deluding the teabag crowd into thinking this concept of rugged individualism and the handsome Marlboro man marching to the theme from The Magnificent Seven is going to somehow make them the next billionaire and save their house from a fire.  Good luck.

There is nothing like a good book to cuddle up with when your house is burning down.  For your reading pleasure:


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Maybe the teabaggers and Christian Fundamentalists can use those unattended house fires that will burn out of control for one of their other purposes - burning the books they so want to eliminate.

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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Black Magpie Theory

I am over at Black Magpie Theory today

Teabagging Corrupts - Absolute Teabagging Corrupts Absolutely

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Sunday, October 3, 2010

Double Secret Probation

Since the pundits say it - it must be twue - the GOP is going to take over Congress after the midterms.

If we think things are at a stalemate (and pretty rotten) now - just wait until the Repubs initiate their pledge week in January.


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If Mitch has any say - the Congressional Cafeteria will be one giant food fight
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and for the newcomers - their own toga party
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but here are highlights of the first few days in the 112th Congress




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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Exit Smiling

There is nothing like a feel good movie (especially these days). These movies always make me feel good - especially the endings:


BERJAYAIt's A Wonderful Life
Babe
Almost Famous
Dirty Dancing
Sister Act
Slumdog Millionaire
Billy Elliot
To Kill A Mockingbird

BERJAYASullivan's Travels
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Happy Feet
Toy Story
Gregory's Girl
Chocolat
The Graduate
Trading Places
Rocky



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Sunday, September 26, 2010

Lessons From A Bygone Campaign

In more ways than one, Barack Obama and the Democratic leadership should take a few lessons from Lyndon Johnson and the 1964 campaign.

In 1964, the Democratic ticket of Lyndon Johnson and Hubert Humphrey ticket defeated Republicans Barry Goldwater and William Miller in one of the biggest landslide Presidential elections in history (it ranks #5). Johnson, who was sworn in as President upon the death of John F. Kennedy in 1963, received 61% of the popular vote and 486 votes. Goldwater got 38.5% of the vote and 52 electoral votes. The defeat of Goldwater was so overwhelming he took down the Republican party with him.

The more things change, the more they remain the same (only different).

BERJAYAJohnson road the coattails of Kennedy's popularity and painted Goldwater as a reactionary who wanted to end Social Security. Johnson, as part of his campaign, was promising to expand Federal programs to include Medicare and Medicaid.

Richard Nixon, who had lost the 1960 election by one of the narrowest margins and then was defeated in the 1962 California gubernatorial race, had decided that no one was going to "kick him around anymore" and opted not to run. During the 1964 primary season, there was a clear divide between the Conservative and Moderate wings of the party. Goldwater championed the Conservatives and was eventually crowned "Father of the Conservative Movement." His opponent in the moderate wing was Nelson Rockefeller, the Governor of New York.

Rockefeller was initially the front-runner, but his quick 963 marriage to Happy Murphy (who gave up custody of her kids to get divorced and marry the governor) angered the social conservatives in the party and caused his poll numbers to plummet. Senator Prescott Bush (who unfortunately spun off a dynasty that would later lead this country to real ruin) was one of the most vocal critics of Rockefeller. Goldwater would secure the nomination after narrowly winning the California primary (Happy Rockefeller had given birth 3 days before primary day, and this revived the adultery issue).

At the 1964 convention in San Francisco, Rockefeller was booed as he gave his speech condemning the conservatives. The open warfare between the two sides led to a split in the party that could not be healed during the 1964 presidential campaign.

Goldwater was a strict Libertarian and had a deep hate of communism. He voted against the 1964 Civil Rights Act, which Johnson was able to use to tarnish Goldwater as a racist. Goldwater's comments from his past came back to haunt him. His criticism of Eisenhower caused the former (and still popular) Republican President to withhold support. He often spoke about his dislike of liberal social and economic policies - to which Johnson used in a commercial. He remarked about selling the Tennessee Valley Authority and stated that the military "should lob a nuclear bomb into the men's room of the Kremlin." Aside from Eisenhower, moderate Republicans like Rockefeller and George Romney (Mitten's dad) refused to support him.

One person who actively supported Goldwater was Ronald Reagan. A speech in support of the GOP nominee was used in television commercials during the campaign. This is often thought of as the launch of Reagan's political career.

BERJAYAJohnson successfully painted Goldwater as an extremist and right winger. The Johnson staff took Goldwater's campaign slogan of "In your heart, you know he's right" and morphed it into "in your guts, you know he nuts" and "in your heart, he's too far right." All of Johnson's ads concluded with "the stakes are too high for you to stay at home."  The famous "daisy ad" which had a little girl picking daisies just before a nuclear attack, was probably the most effective ad for the Johnson campaign.  That ad only aired once.

Goldwater won 6 states - Arizona and five states in the heart of Dixie (he was the first Republican to win the Deep South since Reconstruction).

Of course in 1964 there were only three television networks, no national newspapers and no takeover the radio airwaves by mega-owners.  There was not a mouthpiece to counter the arguments tossed out by Johnson - being in charge really meant having the bully pulpit.  Today, the lack of limited access has degraded the bully pulpit as a position of dictating the narrative.

Barry Goldwater went on to be re-elected to the US Senate in 1969 and served until 1987.

The father of the modern Conservative movement, while often admired by some of the more intellectuals in the GOP, would more than likely cringe at the lunacy of the party he led to a resurgence.

Goldwater's father was Jewish and sometimes referred to himself as Jewish (he was raised Episcopalian). He rarely attended church. Goldwater won the Arizona Senate seat in 1952. He was an active supporter of the conservative coalition and was a staunch anti-communist and was known to match his convictions with his actions. He did not vote to censure Joseph McCarthy, but often rejected the wild fringes of the anti-communist right. He was a strong supporter of state's rights due to his libertarian views. Goldwater was one of the Senators who forced the resignation of Nixon in 1974 (Goldwater hated Nixon and stated "Richard Nixon was the most dishonest person I ever met in my entire life.")


In 1980, as Reagan easily defeated Jimmy Carter, Goldwater barely won his Senate seat. As the religious right became more influential in GOP politics under his protege Reagan, Goldwater became more outspoken on several key Republican hallmarks. He viewed abortion as a matter of personal choice and that the government should stay out. While the religious right supported him in 1980, he then voted to uphold abortion rights and resented the bullying of these religious organizations.

When Jerry Falwell opposed Sandra Day O'Connor's nomination to the Supreme Court in 1981, he said "every good Christian should kick Falwell in the nuts." He criticized the military's ban on gays, told the GOP to lay off Clinton. He wanted to legalize medical marijuana.  He did not want to be associated with the new right of the Republicans. In 1989, he stated the Republican party had been take over by a :"bunch of kooks." (if he only was alive today!). In 1994 he said to the Washington Post:
When you say "radical right" today, I think of these moneymaking ventures by fellows like Pat Robertson and others who are trying to take the Republican party and make a religious organization out of it. If that ever happens, kiss politics goodbye .

Finally Barry Goldwater said to Bob Dole during the 1996 campaign "we are the new liberals of the Republican Party."

I surely do not agree with much of Barry Goldwater's politics and ideals - but he was basically a man of conviction and one who would adapt over time. Some of his policies were extreme, but as real libertarian - his cause was individual freedom and policies, not the lunatic arguments of the current GOP torch bearers. Having a viable opposition is actually a good thing for this country - but the current Republican party is not so much opposition as it is just obstructionism and idiocy.  Barry Goldwater died in 1998 - he must be turning in his grave with the thought of Sharron Angel, Joe Miller, Rand Paul, Christine O'Donnell and especially Sarah Palin as the new keepers of the right.


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Friday, September 24, 2010

Double Creature Feature

Double Creature Feature

Movie: What's the Matter with Christine?



Movie: Wishful Thinking aka This Should Only Happen



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Sunday, September 19, 2010

The Golden Age of Television

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is understood by a normal man. It is a dimension as empty and vapid as space. It is the middle ground between insanity and evil, between creationism and global warming denying, and it lies between in the pit of American's fears and the summit of their stupidity. This is the dimension of Demint's demented. It is an area we call the Teabag Zone.

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Here are the seven best episodes from the classic series

Masks of Tragedy
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Devil in the Napkin Holder
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(complete with matching toy)
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Will the Real Teabagger Please Stand Up?
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Senate Candidate 12 Looks Just Like Sarah
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To Serve Corporations
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Nightmare Weighing 20,000 Lbs.
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Talking "Tina" Christine O'Donnell
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here is a clip of best episode you vote the best Teabag Zone of all time - it even has a real twist ending



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