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A Calling

by liprap on April 5, 2011 · 0 comments

The groove hit us almost before the band did. It rolled off their rendition of “Didn’t He Ramble” and rocked the crowd as the players came to a stop by us in the dark, hampered by the non-motion of the parade before them.  A few fellas from the ‘hood were nearby, soaking it up and giving it back with every dance step.  They paid the players one of the ultimate compliments at that moment: they made a request.  “ ’Casanova’! ” they cried.  “Can y’all play ‘Casanova’? “

The band heard the request and shook their heads.  The classic ‘80’s soul tune, a part of the repertoire of more than a few black brass bands, thanks to Rebirth’s rendition, wasn’t this white band’s cup of tea.  The moment had passed, leaving me empty and bothered inside.  Granted, the band was probably tired after having walked half the parade route; plus, I’m sure, they already had their set list down to the point where the leader could shout out a number and off they’d go…but I felt like it was, somehow, an opportunity missed.

When the tagline for The Whole Gritty City, a documentary slated for release in 2012, presents the local high school marching bands as being “the front lines in a battle for survival”, that’s a lot to put on the power of music.  It was something I never seriously thought about until that moment along the parade route. Jordan Flaherty has said in his book Floodlines that the presence of a brass band can help create an alternate space, “a lawless but communal utopia” that can draw anyone and everyone on the street into its possibilities.  I considered that, and then it hit me.

Amid the stops and starts of a trio of Mardi Gras parades, that utopia had, unexpectedly, sneaked up on us all for a brief moment between floats.  Sure, these days, the whiter bands stick closer to the traditional jazz and the brass bands like to rock out more, taking on some Marvin Gaye and even Lady Gaga, but the band that night slammed us right between the eyes with a simultaneous trip backwards and forwards in time, showing us why jazz was and is le jazz hotDidn’t he raaamble…rumbled up from the street with a small growl…he raaAAMbled! That he did, and it made you want to shout…Rambled ‘til the butcher cut him down.  Oh, but it made you feel good, even so.

But then the instruments left the players’ lips.  There wasn’t going to be “Casanova”, nor any other tune coming from the band for a while when the parade royalty far ahead was being toasted at Gallier Hall.  The disappointed fellas wandered off, and so did I, failing to find any utopias in the bits and pieces of parade refuse strewn about.  We’d heard the call of truly moving music and had wanted more, but we had to settle for that cherished feeling of having had the ideal in our ears for an all-too-brief time.  May we never become too closed, too jaded, to hear that ideal again.

Liprap

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The Bother

by liprap on March 30, 2011 · 0 comments

Daniel Domscheit-Berg’s Inside WikiLeaks is an interesting read, to say the least.  Beyond all the tussles depicted within over the direction of the whistle-blowing website, the clashes over the security of the site and its servers, and the personal fallouts that led to WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange being locked out of his own brainchild, one major idea keeps Domscheit-Berg in the game of safe, secure conduit to whistle-blowers everywhere who want to reveal their secrets: that leaving the publication and dissemination of privileged information up to a precious few people – whether it’s those in charge of government or corporate security or Assange and whatever media people he makes deals with – runs counter to what we should be doing: fighting for “increased transparency and equal access to knowledge for all.”

With increased transparency and equal access, perhaps we wouldn’t be convinced that information such as what we actually pay as parents above and beyond what all our taxes go to in the public schools should be kept under wraps.  This doesn’t mean that I don’t understand where parents are coming from when they refuse to talk about the equipment fees, the charges for each field trip, the constant pleas from the parent-teacher organizations and the schools themselves to please contribute to their annual funds and their fundraisers for your child’s education.  On one level, it doesn’t seem like so much compared to, say, sending your child to a private school, where I’ve known people who have had to borrow from their children’s grandparents to pay tuition.  To kvetch about a few hundred for these extras when people are shelling out thousands seems downright ungrateful.   No matter what, you have to know that if you have children, you’re gonna be paying something.  Get over it and keep bringing your child to school on time before you get slapped with fines and a visit from a social worker.

Other possible reasons for not wanting to shed too much light on this may center on not wanting to kick a “system of schools” that is trying to get back on its feet after having been down for so long…or not wanting any of this to come down on teachers and administrators who are otherwise doing a good job…or not wanting your actions to come down on your kids’ heads.  We parents are enough of an embarrassment to our children as things go anyhow, even if agitating for more state funding towards public education is a goal that is anything but embarrassing.  Nobody wants to risk being the square peg here, because then no money may trickle down to us poor schlubs trying to keep our children from being ignorant.

Our biggest bother here is fear.

Problem is, no amount of begging, borrowing, and selling wrapping paper and chocolates out the wazoo is gonna bring back the French instruction that my son is no longer taking.   Bake sales, pizza sales, and fall and spring festivals won’t be bringing back pre-K 3 preschool programs you don’t have to shell out a few thousand for.  No matter how big a money blowout the parents’ art auction gala is, it won’t be putting art and music programs back into the schools during school hours anytime soon.  Those kinds of decisions still legally rest with the state.

Parents, don’t be afraid to fight for your childrens’ futures.  No amount of unofficial omerta is worth forfeiting that.  And leaving the discussion up to whenever it will be brought up by the media perpetuates the current state of affairs.

Liprap

Update, 4/1: Comment on The Lens article about the school fees:

These fees are mostly illegal because they are mostly not for “a particular activity” and if they are, most parents are given the impression that the fees are mandatory for attendance. My partner and I have children at both Lusher and Hynes. All fees at these two schools are written and/or verbally communicated as mandatory during the application process. Furthermore, the description of items covered by the fees include mandatory items such as agendas, workbooks, student I.D.s, etc. I have refused to pay the fees for a number of years and our children have been harassed and ostracized by teachers and administrators for non-payment repeatedly. Other parents who have not paid have been intimidated and threatened into paying the fees. This has to stop. I even think that required uniforms should be provided by the school (or not required). Finally, though some schools show no “cushion” in their budgets, others have line items showing healthy reserves. For our family, our fees this year (if we would have paid them) would have totaled over $3,000. No thank you for free public education.

 

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Lead Weight

by liprap March 24, 2011

I’m no stranger to the element.  None of us are here.  Just look: 2008 map from Mel Chin’s Safe House showing the concentrations of lead in New Orleans’ soil.  Click on image to enlarge. In New Orleans alone, thousands of properties have unsafe levels of lead in the soil. At least 30% of the inner [...]

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NOPD at Eris- An Interview with Ritchie Katko

by Loki March 18, 2011

The recent events when the Krewe of Eris encountered the police are troubling on many levels. For a great overview and response check out former HumidCity contributor Lord David’s recent post on the subject-  Art is Not a Crime: Aftermath. I want to zoom in on one detail of that evening for this post- the [...]

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Illin’

by liprap March 17, 2011

There is a virus kicking my tail this week, ensuring that efforts to cheer me up will only end in hacking, coughing fits of wheezing laughter. When I haven’t been trying to sleep off this assault on my health, I’ve been checking the interwebs.  What follows is kind of a fever dreaming of sorts, an [...]

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Errors at Eris

by liprap March 9, 2011

Sunday night I’m checking the Tweeter Tube when I see this: macfitte: Cops just shut down Krewe of Eros (sic) blocking them at Esplanade then Franklin then Port. Arrested several. Knocked down several. Further tweets from my friend told an awful tale of the end of the Krewe of Eris’ march: Near riot at Port [...]

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Travesty of the Commons

by WetBankGuy March 3, 2011

This is a repost from Toulouse Street last year, but bears repeating. I’ll probably be missing Endymion this year but will venture out to my first parade tonight, and expect to find the usual suspects appropriating private space for their own enjoyment while the police look on unconcerned. While reasonable people are safe in bed, [...]

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Carnival Arsenal

by liprap March 2, 2011

No sooner do I decry the use of paddling in the schools when I must consider a fact of life of living near the parade route: The King Arthur soft sword is the latest addition. What can I say? We’ve amassed a fair amount of Mardi Gras weaponry from off the floats in the past [...]

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Paddling Panic

by liprap February 26, 2011

One by one, alumni of St. Augustine High School took the microphone on Thursday (Feb. 24), recalling one paddling at the hands of a St. Augustine teacher that turned them around and taught them a lesson. The 60-year-old tradition of corporal punishment at St. Augustine — believed to be one of the few remaining Catholic [...]

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Something To Think About

by MonkeyBoy February 23, 2011

Love and Affection, Monkeyboy

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How I Roll

by liprap February 18, 2011

On days when the fog is so thick out you can cut it, I’ve just found out my young ‘un’s school has a teacher in-service day going on, ensuring that the kiddo will be with me chattering all day, and my internet connection is sketchy at best, it’s good to hold to the sustaining rituals [...]

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Random Flotsam 2: Overwhelmed

by liprap February 10, 2011

No sooner do I get into the reasons why blogging for profit is dead or dying when one of the ones contributing to that state of affairs makes a deal with the dinosaur of the internet to keep her profit machine going on the backs of writers who are mostly unpaid.  What will this change as [...]

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Greetings from Planet Tedd

by teddwalley February 10, 2011

About a couple of months ago, George asked me if I would be interested in being a contributing blogger here on Humid City. “Sure, why not. Could be fun” I replied. I was asked to create a password and submit a picture and voila I was in. About a month later I was asked to [...]

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Shut It Down, The Party’s Over?

by liprap February 2, 2011

Via Romenesko’s Twitter feed, I get a possible sign that blogging is passe, that the wheat has already been separated from the chaff and we (supposed) pajama’d virtual masses oughta just give it up: In his November farewell post, after a five-year stint on the Atlantic blog, Marc Ambinder wrote that it will be a [...]

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NOLA Comic Con: A Winner, A Contest, and an Announcement

by Loki January 26, 2011

Greetings freaks, and geeks, and fans of graphic storytelling! If you’re interested in going to Comic Con pay attention! First I’d like to congratulate Janet Ruppert for winning our first pair of tickets to the event!  Instructions for picking up your two tickets at Will Call will be in your email by Thursday! I’d also [...]

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Cries For Help

by liprap January 26, 2011

Last Tuesday was the heavily promoted crime meeting featuring Chief Ronal Serpas and District Attorney Leon Cannizzaro telling us all what each has accomplished in their terms and what work still needs to be done in the area of criminal justice. I expected the usual brave faces and braver words coming from these two, among [...]

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Tale of Monday

by liprap January 17, 2011

All from the Times-Picayune‘s NOLAMurderMap Twitter account. Liprap

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Mysterious Bird Deaths Continue…

by M Styborski January 16, 2011

Saturday, January 15th, 2011. Early evening more bird deaths occurred over the city of Pittsburgh, PA, as a number of Ravens fell from the sky over Heinz Field in what continues to be a bad year for feathered fauna. Reports of massive Raven deaths have also come in from the Baltimore, MD, area and it [...]

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Comic Con: An Interview with Gareb Shamus of Wizard

by Loki January 12, 2011

As we continue our lead in to Comic Con and my return to the Crescent City to cover it, it is time to get another one of the “names” involved on the phone and ask a few questions. This time the victim is Gareb Shamus, who launched Wizard Magazine out of nowhere in the early [...]

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There’s Only One Response That Immediately Comes To Mind

by liprap January 11, 2011

…and that’s fuck you, you fucking fucks. To hell with Jefferson Parish and the opportunities that supposedly live there.  I can take some of the other boosterist claims in their ad campaign with a grain of salt and my tongue firmly in cheek… You put art in its place? Yeah, right there on Veterans Boulevard [...]

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History: Every Man A Bum

by Loki January 11, 2011

Saints 36 – Seahawks 41 No sooner had Twelfth Night come and gone, the Saints followed suit and disappeared from NFL post-season play in a dismal loss to the Seattle Seahawks who sported a 7-9 regular season record and the worst record ever of a playoff team. To say that the Saints underperformed (an eleven [...]

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Perished

by liprap January 8, 2011

Who by fire and who by water? could just as easily be What by fire and what by water? We’ve seen a lot of water damage in these parts.  But it seems that the ones that stick in my head the most are the conflagrations, perhaps because there have been a great number of them [...]

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An Interview with Ernie Hudson and a Giveaway

by Loki January 7, 2011

You might know him as Warden Glenn in Oz or you might know him as Detective Ridley in Desperate Housewives, but I am sure you know him as Winston Zeddemore, Ghostbuster! (“That’s one big twinkie!”) As we kick off our coverage of the upcoming New Orleans Comic Convention HumidCity will be getting some of the [...]

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“A Different Woman”: An Interview With Veronica Russel

by Loki January 6, 2011

I had the pleasure of catching up to Veronica Russell recently on the phone to talk about her new stage show, “A Different Woman“, and her attempts to bring it to the frozen north. The topic of the play is a blistering feminist voice from rural Texas in the 1920s. Here is Veronica’s description from [...]

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