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Thank you for visiting my page. There are upcoming events, reviews, a few fun things for you to peruse and some slut merch down there somewhere that you can order, like hoodies and shit.
{The cum rags are only available live, sugar face. If you didn't get one when you saw me somewhere, you could email me, and if I remember to check email, I might make time to mail you one, [email protected]. My venmo is scarlettdjones of course darling. Oh, and they are a paltry $10.}
After the year of sluttery in 2019, I decided to have a theme for each of my years on my anniversary of becoming single. And I'm so sorry darling but there is a typo in the books as I forgot The Year of the Bad Bitch, oh my goodness.
I'm currently living the nomad life and loving it ever so much. Seattle and Kansas City are my home bases, two of my favorite places in the whole world, mostly because people I love live there. :)
Thank you for visiting my page. There are upcoming events, reviews, a few fun things for you to peruse and some slut merch down there somewhere that you can order, like hoodies and shit.
{The cum rags are only available live, sugar face. If you didn't get one when you saw me somewhere, you could email me, and if I remember to check email, I might make time to mail you one, [email protected]. My venmo is scarlettdjones of course darling. Oh, and they are a paltry $10.}
After the year of sluttery in 2019, I decided to have a theme for each of my years on my anniversary of becoming single. And I'm so sorry darling but there is a typo in the books as I forgot The Year of the Bad Bitch, oh my goodness.
- B.S. Before Sluttery 1964-April 18, 2019.
- The Year of Sluttery April 19, 2019 - April 19, 2020.
- The Year of Discovery April 2020-April 2021
- The Year of the Wild Woman April 2021-April 2022
- The Year of the Bad Bitch April April 2022-April 2023
- The Year of Abandon April 2023-April 2024
- The Year of Transformation April 2024 - April 2025
- The Year of Abundance April 2025-April 2026
I'm currently living the nomad life and loving it ever so much. Seattle and Kansas City are my home bases, two of my favorite places in the whole world, mostly because people I love live there. :)
UPCOMING EVENTS
PHOTO BY KALEN JESSE PHOTOGRAPHY
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Wednesday Sep 24th, 2025
7:30 PM-9:00 PM Ophelia's Books, 3504 Fremont Ave N The Year of Sluttery: A Journey of Sex, Self, and Singlehood AUTHOR TALK Come hang with Scarlett as she reads some of the stories from the book and shares some insider knowledge not in the book! You'll be able to purchase the book and get it signed! (Venmo, Cash, or Paypal) |
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THE YEAR OF SLUTTERY: THE BOOK
Bold, bawdy, and brilliantly unapologetic, The Year of Sluttery: A Journey of Sex, Self, and Singlehood by Scarlett d. Jones is the wild, heart-wrenching, and hilarious memoir women’s book clubs have been craving. Think Sex and the City meets Bridget Jones’s Diary, with a healthy shot of Fleabag—set against the unglamorous backdrop of online dating in Kansas City.
After a 28-year marriage and a six-year relationship that ended with a “forgotten” proposal, 54-year-old Scarlett—a former Southern Baptist Sunday School teacher—makes a radical decision: she’s going to become a proud slut. And she’s inviting readers along for every delicious, disastrous, and daring moment.
Told with unflinching honesty and razor-sharp wit, The Year of Sluttery reads like a late-night wine-soaked conversation with your fiercest single friend—the one who doesn’t hold back. From the thrill of the first hookup to the agony of a lost condom search, from navigating coochie videos in public places to decoding cryptic Tinder messages, Scarlett lays bare the absurdities, vulnerabilities, and surprising joys of midlife dating.
“Militantly authentic,” as one lover described her, Scarlett explores life as a single woman without apology—from feeling squishy in the middle and sleeping alone in a pet-less bed, to discovering the pleasure of pierced penises (and the pain of their owners being complete dicks).
After a 28-year marriage and a six-year relationship that ended with a “forgotten” proposal, 54-year-old Scarlett—a former Southern Baptist Sunday School teacher—makes a radical decision: she’s going to become a proud slut. And she’s inviting readers along for every delicious, disastrous, and daring moment.
Told with unflinching honesty and razor-sharp wit, The Year of Sluttery reads like a late-night wine-soaked conversation with your fiercest single friend—the one who doesn’t hold back. From the thrill of the first hookup to the agony of a lost condom search, from navigating coochie videos in public places to decoding cryptic Tinder messages, Scarlett lays bare the absurdities, vulnerabilities, and surprising joys of midlife dating.
“Militantly authentic,” as one lover described her, Scarlett explores life as a single woman without apology—from feeling squishy in the middle and sleeping alone in a pet-less bed, to discovering the pleasure of pierced penises (and the pain of their owners being complete dicks).
Where to buy the book!
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Kansas City
Seattle
Order from the bookstores if you can but if you can't: fucking Amazon link |
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