Is he a [insert dog breed]?

What he is NOT (in order of how often I get asked): Great Pyrenees, Chow Chow, American Eskimo, Akita, Japanese Spitz, Pomeranian, Husky, Malamute... But if you said Samoyed, congratulations— You win.

He was born on November 26, 2019. You do the math.

How long have you had him?

Since he was a much smaller cloud (or 8 weeks old).

Like 'Data' from Star Trek?

It is a cellular peptide cake… with mint frosting. (No)

Like computer 'Data'?

The canonical dataset lives in the cloud, of course. (Yes)

How much does he weigh?

About as much as a 5-month-old polar bear, or 90lbs (40.9kg).

Maybe he’s born with it, maybe its Maybelline 🤷♀️ (actually, it’s probably just a comination of regular line-combing and a high velocity dog grooming dryer)

What is his favorite food?

Anything that is, was, or could have been alive, such as chicken, fish, and eggs. Also broccol, oddly enough.

Does he get paid to for doing pet therapy work?

If snacks, pets, and being called a 'good boy' count as payment, then yes… Otherwise, doing pet therapy is 100% me just volunteering my free time because I enjoy how happy he makes everyone around him.