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Actor, Film Director, Author, 12 Emmys, 1 Grammy and a Lifetime Achievement Award from The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences 3 great kids from 1 great wife

Hollywood, CA · carl-reiner.com

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  1. 11m

    83rd new Reiner Dictionary word: Mattermatters: (n) The great worth that the smallest atom has in perpetuating the life of our universe.

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  2. 7h

    The 2000 year old man joins Twitter

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  3. 7h

    82nd new Reiner Dictionary word: Hitlerskitler: (v) The Nazis scurrying in all directions trying to avoid falling allied bombs.

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  4. 10h

    "Sayuh, zeeeee ayyeeeyuh!" Nose to Nose, Eye to Eye with

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  5. 10h

    81st new Reiner Dictionary word: Craerilner: (n): The intersticed letters of a well known lexicographer's full name.

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  6. 12h

    80th new Reiner Dictionary word : Decorumtive: (n) Unsolicited advice given to a professional room designer.

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  7. 12h

    79sth new Reiner Dictionary word: Vortexanartica: (n)The rare hemispheric condition caused by tornados spawned in divergent weather zones.

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  8. 13h

    Do you know the truth about the 2000-year old man?

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  9. 15h

    My new book "I Remember Me" is $3.99 for only. Download on

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  10. 24h

    78th new Reiner Dictionary word: Porscheporched: (v) The accidental parking of German sports car on the roof of a garage, rather than in it.

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  11. 24h

    77th new Reiner Dictionary word: Wrapscallion: (v) Order shouted by mgr to neophyte grocery clerk who is sloppily packing a customer's bag.

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  12. 30 Apr

    True Story. Because of me the prayers of ten Jews fell on deaf ears.

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  13. 30 Apr

    76th new Reiner Dictionary word: Frigate:(n) Shouted by sailors when censoring their use of the saltier version of the 4 letter expletive.

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  14. 30 Apr

    75th new Reiner Dictionary word: Cringearia: (n) A condition triggered by hearing off-key rendition of a classic song.

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  15. 30 Apr

    74th new Reiner Dictionary word: Sequester: (v) What the misguided looked for before discovering Easter.

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  16. 30 Apr

    The 73rd new Reiner Dictionary word is not exactly the 73rd. I started incorrect numbering some time earlier, like in the second grade.

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  17. 30 Apr

    73rd new Reiner Dictionary word: Apologestation:(n) Period of time needed before admitting to thoughtless behavior.

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  18. 30 Apr

    Annie Reiner wanted a pony. She got a little brother instead.

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  19. 30 Apr

    I've kissed three times—on the lips! Will I retire?

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  20. 30 Apr

    My new book "I Remember Me" is $3.99 for only. Download on

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