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well it's jon. waggener high, class of 2001.

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    My favorite part from last week's episode-

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  2. 1 hour ago

    part 4 of 6 should be going up thursday. this one’s the story of what you end up with when david becomes goliath

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    This is really sad to see. We should be united in these difficult times, not divided

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  4. 22 hours ago

    i think it’s time for a grendel-style retelling of the wonder years. wayne was flawed and his insecurities manifested in embarrassing ways but he had a certain wisdom about the world. kevin was a stupid, spiritually bankrupt little shit who never thought of anyone but himself

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  5. Apr 13

    what do you think would be the 377,901st-best food pairing? i’m thinking it’s celery and raw flour. i guess you’d just dip the celery in and kind of try to like scoop up a little flour in every bite. that would completely suck

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    Apr 12

    this is fucking heartbreaking. this woman helped just for the sake of helping and this is what she got for it. if you actually go out of your way for people in this country, there is nothing to catch you if you fall. awful

    Leilani Jordan, a grocery worker, died at age 27 from Covid-19. She said her store provided neither gloves, nor hand sanitizer. She continued working because she wanted to help people. Her mother received Leilani's last paycheck: it was just $20.64.
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  7. Apr 12

    watching the nba horse challenge

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  8. Apr 10

    novel coronavirus? no thanks, i think i’ll wait for the book to come out. or wait i mean coronavirus? i think i’ll wait for the movie. or novel coronavirus i mean. i’m, like what i’m saying is i want the movie instead of the book. instead of the novel i mean

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  9. Apr 10

    my hope is that when this is over, we all come out of it completely insane. let’s write novels about nfl punters who are also black-ops cia agents. let’s form comedy troupes called “raisins n’ oats” where we all wear overalls. let’s bring back the pt cruiser. let’s just go for it

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  10. Apr 10

    sorry everyone

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    Apr 9

    I am not a sports person by any means, but so far this series has been nothing short of incredible

    and now we’ve made it to my favorite playoff series of all time THE HISTORY OF THE MARINERS, PART 3: THE BATTLE FOR SEATTLE
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    Apr 9

    I laughed very hard when Jon spoke the following insane, completely factual words: “Yankees got married to Marilyn Monroe and hung out with the Rat Pack. Mariners made toilet jell-o and threw up because it was funny.”

    and now we’ve made it to my favorite playoff series of all time THE HISTORY OF THE MARINERS, PART 3: THE BATTLE FOR SEATTLE
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  13. Apr 9

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  14. Apr 9

    p.s.

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  15. Apr 9

    and now we’ve made it to my favorite playoff series of all time THE HISTORY OF THE MARINERS, PART 3: THE BATTLE FOR SEATTLE

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  16. Apr 8

    part three of The History of the Seattle Mariners goes up tomorrow. at about 24 minutes it’s actually the shortest episode of the series but it covers a couple of most panic-inducing games i’ve ever seen in sports

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    Apr 8

    feels like the dnc just told me to go home and get my fuckin’ shinebox

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  18. Apr 7

    one thing that makes the mariners special is that some of their legendary figures are universally beloved by their fans in a way that isn’t surpassed, sports or otherwise. i doubt you’d find a single person on earth who knows dave niehaus and doesn’t love him

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    Apr 7
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    Favorite parts: • a man got locked in a portable toilet and they left him there • Mr. Jello, obviously • The ridiculous 9-2-7-2 double play

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  20. Apr 7

    here’s the first episode of our documentary series, The History of the Seattle Mariners. it’s hard to overstate how funny and bewildering they are. a guy got traded for himself and it was like the 20th-weirdest thing we found in this episode alone

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