rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

transirius:

"it seems like being queer is becoming more trendy" haha or maybe people are feeling more comfortable to explore their sexualities and gender identities and there has always been queer people haha what an idea

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

I’m home alone with the tv repair man

Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario

porn or murder

Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

selfconfessedinsanity:

#omg #OOOO WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW HOLLYWOOD (via)

anunexpectedsuperwholockjourney:

victoriaxavier:

shotgunshutshiscakehole2:

What’s your favourite kiss?

#go be pleasant and australian and large somewhere else

#oh my chuck it’s like an australian jared padalecki

never have I seen such truer tags.

an australian jared padalecki

spookydeersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

peaceloveexistence:

spoopyspocko:

bloodorangeisthenewblack:

where do i sign up?

prostitution

this is called prostitution.

If those were the going rates I’d totally be a whore

matturday:

in the morning most days I am 50% coffee 50% anger

hermionespriorities:

Do you think Sirius ever ate Remus or James or Peter’s homework as a joke

queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

waterfallfish:

I really wanna go on a cute date where we go to an aquarium and get ice cream and hold hands and just enjoy each other’s company and also look at fish bc they’re cool as fuck