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Eli Jordan

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

Co-Host of The TeeBox on @dfwticket. Editor for @AVIDGOLFERDFW Magazine. IG: TheEliJordan

Arlington, Texas

Joined September 2009

Eli Jordan
@TheEliJordan
Feb 13, 2025
I just switched to @YouTubeTV about two months ago. After a month they upped the price $15 and now they’re losing all Paramount networks. I’m truly exhausted with this bullshit. I’m about to just cancel it all and just watch TV on rabbit ears.
Eli Jordan
@TheEliJordan
Jan 25, 2025
If you’re a life long Cowboys fan and you’ve had enough, come get on board with the Dallas Stars. They’re fun and not run by lunatics.
Eli Jordan
@TheEliJordan
Jul 6, 2025
I can’t recall a more heartbreaking, gut-wrenching story than what we’re seeing in Kerrville. I don’t pray as much as I should, but I am asking the Lord’s mercy and grace for the families impacted by this unthinkable tragedy. I can’t fathom what they are experiencing.
Eli Jordan
@TheEliJordan
Feb 2, 2025
Woke up to almost 100 texts. Thought someone had died. Turns out it was my relationship with the Mavs that passed.
Eli Jordan
@TheEliJordan
May 10, 2019
To the gentleman in the Romo jersey and shorts sucking down a Michelob Ultra at 8:45 in the morning when it’s 45 degrees, I salute you.
Eli Jordan
@TheEliJordan
Feb 2, 2025
Luka Doncic.
PGA of America
@PGA
Feb 2, 2025
What is the one club in your bag you wouldn’t trade for anything? 🤔
Eli Jordan
@TheEliJordan
Nov 16, 2024
Hey @netflix, have you considered blowing on the cartridge?
Eli Jordan
@TheEliJordan
Jan 8, 2023
Don’t worry everyone, the Cowboys are just preparing everyone for next week’s inevitable bag of disappointment.
Eli Jordan
@TheEliJordan
Aug 11, 2021
Well… let the good times roll!
Eli Jordan
@TheEliJordan
Dec 24, 2022
Jerry outright refusing to address the sun issue at AT&T Stadium will forever be the most perplexing thing in sports.
Eli Jordan
@TheEliJordan
Dec 5, 2021
Still waiting on the shredded cheese for their fajitas.
Eli Jordan
@TheEliJordan
May 15, 2022
I met several P1’s today at the Nelson. It’s simply amazing the amount of guys that religiously listen. I’m a complete spare, but I had a half dozen guys recognize me by voice today. It means the world to us that you listen. Thank you’s aren’t sufficient. We’re so blessed.
Eli Jordan
@TheEliJordan
Feb 6, 2025
Nico trying to sell Mavs fans that this is fat.
NBA
@NBA
Feb 6, 2025
😂 of course @luka7doncic can spin the ball! 🪄
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Eli Jordan
@TheEliJordan
Nov 11, 2024
Just a reminder that this is what Cowboys fans have given Jerry over the last 30 years. In return, they have been continually kicked in the genitalia with brutal roster management and embarrassing playoff losses. Nothing will change as long as the stands are full.

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