Evan the Valentine

Evan the Valentine ‏@EVComedy 16 sa.16 saat önce Çeviriyi görüntüle

Spectre or the Penis movie, which one are you going to see this weekend?

Evan the Valentine ‏@EVComedy 19 sa.19 saat önce Çeviriyi görüntüle

If Ben Carson is correct, the threat of Grain Mummies emerging from the pyramids is now a very real concern.

Evan the Valentine ‏@EVComedy 20 sa.20 saat önce Çeviriyi görüntüle

Ben Carson removes his mask to reveal himself to be Carson Daly. "You fools! It was so obvious! TRL was cool tho rite?"

Evan the Valentine ‏@EVComedy 6 Kas Çeviriyi görüntüle

How does everyone in Star Wars keep forgetting Jedis exist? "That old myth? Sit down and let's talk about Lean Six Sigma for a minute."

Evan the Valentine ‏@EVComedy 5 Kas Çeviriyi görüntüle

Let's kickstart some farts. Thank you. Thank you.

Evan the Valentine ‏@EVComedy 4 Kas Çeviriyi görüntüle

November has come. Unleash the Christmas Commercials.

Evan the Valentine ‏@EVComedy 3 Kas Çeviriyi görüntüle

Jimmy Fallon reported to have an alcohol problem. Jay Leno has already sent pictures to NBC of himself burning all the liquor in his house.

Evan the Valentine ‏@EVComedy 26 Eki Çeviriyi görüntüle

No one eats burritos at Chipotle anymore, they just smoke burrito bowls.

Evan the Valentine ‏@EVComedy 24 Eki Çeviriyi görüntüle

American Horror Story Hotel: Starring Lady Gaga's butt

Evan the Valentine ‏@EVComedy 22 Eki Çeviriyi görüntüle

Comedy's not really working out, I'm going to do 8-10 hour sets a day in an office for six figures a year and health insurance.

Evan the Valentine ‏@EVComedy 21 Eki Çeviriyi görüntüle

Doc Brown steps out of the Delorean, "Yo where the Star Wars tickets at?"

Evan the Valentine ‏@EVComedy 20 Eki Çeviriyi görüntüle

"I don't know, I think at this point in Han's life, he'd have an earring." "Harrison, for fuck's sake..." #StarWarsTheForceAwakens meetings

Evan the Valentine ‏@EVComedy 17 Eki Çeviriyi görüntüle

Dracula would be way scarier if he used a gun. #Dracfacts

Evan the Valentine ‏@EVComedy 16 Eki Çeviriyi görüntüle

Tales of Halloween is a fantastic horror anthology movie. Stands with the best of 'em.

Evan the Valentine ‏@EVComedy 13 Eki Çeviriyi görüntüle

No more nude women in Playboy from now on, only nude Hugh Heffner. If you don't buy the issues, you got to jail.

Evan the Valentine ‏@EVComedy 12 Eki Çeviriyi görüntüle

Pan bombing can be attributed to a severe lack of Rufio....also its probably garbage.

Scott Reynolds ‏@jscottamy 11 Eki Hermosa Beach, CA Çeviriyi görüntüle

More kind words about what we've been up to on @JessicaJones for the past year with @Krystenritter http://collider.com/jessica-jones-review-marvel-netflix-series/?utm_campaign=collidersocial&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social …

Evan the Valentine ‏@EVComedy 9 Eki Çeviriyi görüntüle

Good question tonight at the SHIELD panel @KatzJonah!