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The Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory FREE stand alone multiplayer game has been released to the world! It's fun, addicting and full of Wolf love! You don't need RtCW to play ET. What you need is what you download!
Download Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory
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Dear Helga
Manties aren't just for Pokemon players anymore! Another weird issue of the Dear Helga column, featuring people trying to get in touch with their feminine side, a trip to the Sausage Barn and a little RtCW mapping assistance. Dive in to the latest issue of Dear Helga and be sure to write her with your own taste of weirdness or serious questions!
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Sissy & Eggbert
This week Sissy & Eggbert go to the movies to see the latest Return to Castle Wolfenstein video release. Was it worth the price of admission? Find out in the latest edition of Sissy & Eggbert Go To The Movies, and don't forget to bring the popcorn!
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Saturday, August 25, 2007 |
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ET-Map: Bramburg Dam (Beta 1)
Enemy Territory | 05:07 | Jube
Another day, another Enemy Territory map! This time we're looking at Bramburg Dam (Beta 1) at wolfmap.de. This is a conversion of Bramburg Dam (mp_dam) designed and released by Splash Damage for Return to Castle Wolfenstein, and is best suited to teams of 6-8 players. Allied forces are attempting to destroy an Axis dam to flood the military installation below.
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Morning Wakeup Call
Community News | 03:00 | Jube
Bonjour and Happy Kiss and Make Up Day! I point this out every year, but it's also Gene Simmons' birthday. So you COULD also take it as KISS and Makeup day. I'm sharper than a rock. It's also Second-Hand Wardrobe Day. I'll take Angelina Jolie's and her body to go with it. Please. Thank you. You're welcome. So any of you cats getting down 'n dirty with BioShock? That wanker Cyric is having a plasmid contest at Wrath of Rapture. Mmm DNA, makes a nice light snack. Happy Birthdays to PW regs Claudia Schiffer (38), Sean Connery (77), Billy Ray Cyrus (46), Elvis Costello (53), and Gene Simmons (58). Enjoy your day, eh!
On this day in history...
- 1718 - Hundreds of French colonists arrive in Louisiana, New Orleans.
- 1825 - Uruguay declares independence from Brazil (National Day).
- 1829 - Pres Jackson makes an offer to buy Texas, but Mexican govt refuses.
- 1835 - NY Sun publishes life on Moon hoax story about John Herschel.
- 1920 - 1st US woman to win in Olympics (Ethelda Bleibtrey).
- 1940 - 1st parachute wedding.
- 1970 - Elton John's 1st US appearance (Los Angeles).
- 2001 - My first day on Planet Quake!
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Friday, August 24, 2007 |
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ET PunkBuster Client Update
Enemy Territory | 02:57 | Jube
Version 1.731 of the PunkBuster Client for Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory has been released to the PB Master Servers for auto-update and to their website download page.
Release Notes for PB Client v1.731:
the new PB services are no longer optional, see our PB Services FAQ for more info
the new PB services now support 64 bit flavors of Windows
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ET Map: Room Panzer (Beta 3)
Enemy Territory | 02:47 | Jube
If you're looking for a weekend map to sink your panzer into then stop by wolfmap.de for the third beta of [UJE]Niek's "Room Panzer" for Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory. This map is just for kicks, and all of [UJE]Niek's levels have some sort of odd theme. In this one you play in his room. Giddyup! I wonder what's hidden under the mattress.
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Morning Wakeup Call
Community News | 02:32 | Jube
Hellooo, TGIF and Happy Waffle Day (with sexy results)! It's also Vesuvius Day but I'm not sure we can go around saying "Happy Vesuvius Day" since it marks the day that that Mount Vesuvius first exploded, killing thousands and destroying the Roman cities of Pompeii, Herculaneum, and Stabiae. Alright then, moving right along... Today is officially going to suck, and if it's going to suck for me then I demand that it sucks for all of you too! It's not even 6am and it's already 32C with the humidex. I hate leaving the house. But that's another topic entirely. Birthdays... Dave Chappelle (34), Marlee Matlin (42), Craig Kilborn (45) and Steve Guttenberg (49). Have a great weekend!
On this day in history...
- 1751 - Thomas Colley executed in England for drowning supposed witch.
- 1787 - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart completes his viola sonata in A, K526.
- 1853 - 1st potato chips prepared by Chef George Crum (Saratoga Springs, NY).
- 1909 - Workers start pouring concrete for Panama Canal.
- 1912 - Territory of Alaska organizes.
- 1989 - British brewery Bass buys Holiday Inn hotel chain.
- 1999 - Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun released.
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Thursday, August 23, 2007 |
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Real Wolf ET - Skin Pack
Enemy Territory | 05:21 | Jube
Wolfenstein Files has Real Wolf ET available for download, a skin pack which features new Axis and Allies skins, weapons and more. Sounds like there are two skins packs, one for regular Enemy Territory and one for the No Quarter mod. Screenshots are also available.
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Two ET Maps Up For Grabs
Enemy Territory | 05:07 | Jube
Stop by Enemy Territory Stuff for the two latest Enemy Territory Maps to make it into their database. On tap today are "Flame Guards" by Marko and "Battery Recharged", a remake of a map by 2Bit. Links to downloads, screenshots and information can be found here.
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Morning Wakeup Call
Community News | 04:58 | Jube
Hallo and Happy Ride the Wind Day. That's one for all of you kite shaped people out there. Today is Rick Springfield's 58th birthday. I saw him on tv recently and he's barely changed since I was a kid and in love with him (and every other male heart throb out there). Plastic surgery? Good genes? A definite DILF. Birthdays include Shelly Long (58), Rick Springfield (58), River Phoenix would be 37, and Kobe Bryant (28). Ciao for now!
On this day in history...
- 0406 - Battle at Florence: Stilicho's Roman army beats Radagaisus' Barbarians.
- 1784 - Eastern Tennessee settlers declare their area an independent state and name it Franklin; a year later the Continental Congress rejects it.
- 1914 - Japan declares war on Germany in World War I.
- 1833 - Britain abolishes slavery in colonies; 700,000 slaves freed.
- 1960 - World's largest frog (3.3 kg) caught (Equatorial Guinea).
- 1974 - John Lennon reports seeing a UFO in NYC.
- 1987 - 15-years old boy hijacks KLM B737, demands $1 billion.
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Wednesday, August 22, 2007 |
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ET Video: Max Chapter 3
Enemy Territory | 05:21 | Jube
At ESReality Ultraviolet Productions presents the third Enemy Territory movie in the Max series, this one titled mAx in mAx Chapter 3. It's been almost two years since the last Max movie came out. Chapter 3 weighs in at just over 300MB, stars mAx, created by -Max- (not to be confused with mAx!), edited by -Max-... anyone noticing a major theme here? Find out more and download the movie here!
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ET: Revaluation - Additional Skinpacks
Enemy Territory | 05:06 | Jube
Stop by wolfmap.de for the release of six additional ET: Revaluation skin packs. On tap are two skins for the Allies and four for the Axis team. Added features include small rank symbols on the helmets, gloves for the Axis (incase their hands get cold?) and new underwear and boots for dead bodies that have been Covert Op'ed! Read more and view screenshots here.
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Morning Wakeup Call
Community News | 04:52 | Jube
Howdy! Happy Be an Angel Day! Yay, I can fly, I can fly! Oops, apparently I can't. Stupid be an angel day. It's also Southern Hemisphere Hoodie Hoo Day and Tooth Fairy Day. How creepy, eh? Some chick sneaks in your room while you're sleeping and steals things that you choose to hide under your pillow. I have a good mind to report her. Some PW reader birthdays... Backstreet Boy Howie (34), Cindy Williams (60) and Tori Amos (44). Okay, bye!
On this day in history...
- 0565 - St. Columba reported seeing monster in Loch Ness.
- 1902 - President Teddy Roosevelt became 1st US chief executive to ride in a car.
- 1906 - 1st Victor Victrola manufactured.
- 1927 - Babe Ruth hits 40th of 60 homers.
- 1932 - BBS begins experimental regular TV broadcasts.
- 1980 - Bill Veeck agrees to sell Chicago White Sox to Eddie DeBartolo Sr. for $20,000,000, AL owners block the sale.
- 1984 - Last Volkswagen Rabbit produced.
- 1989 - 1st complete ring around Neptune discovered.
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007 |
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Seismovision 3.01 Released
Community News | 02:53 | Jube
There is a new version of the Seismovision multi-game demo player available for download. Seismovision 3.01 includes new features, support for Tremulous and Warsow, and even two new languages (Chinese and Spanish). There is also an important change to Quake 4 demo playback, you can read more about that at Seismovision. Here are the latest additions to the utility:
- added: Warsow (wd7 (v0.12), wd8 (v0.21) and wd9 (v0.31)) demo support. Extended support for play lists and demo controls.
- added: Tremulous (dm_69) demo support.
- added: Day of Defeat: Source (Steam) (dem), Half-Life Deathmatch: Source (Steam) (dem) and Opposing Force (Steam) (dem) demo support.
- added: Quake 4 v1.42 AVA for .netdemo (v1.04, v1.10, v1.20, v1.30, v1.41 and v1.42) and .demo (v1.04, v1.10, v1.20, v1.30, v1.41) and ndmo85 (v1.42)
- added: Quake 4 key input to make demo play back of demos prior v1.42 possible.
- added: Quake 4 demo scanner for identifying files required for demo play (right-click on demo to access)
- added: Smart mod detection for multiple versioned installations for .netdemo's (Check Seismovision's Quake 4 documentation)
- added: Simplified-Chinese language (Thanks to Si 'FiO' Wei)
- added: Spanish translation. Thank you to Alexhk23.
- added: Call of Duty 2 iwd scanner to easily manage non-standard .iwd that may cause demo playback malfunctions. Automatically saves selections.
You can read the rest of the changelog and download the update at Seismovision.
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W.I.P.: Skate Park
Enemy Territory | 02:46 | Jube
Skaters might like this one, Roeltje has posted some work in progress screenshots from his upcoming Enemy Territory map called Skatepark. Could make for some interesting gameplay. This gives me the idea for a map based in a slip 'n slide park! Imagine sliding past each other firing? Alright, maybe not.
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Morning Wakeup Call
Community News | 02:38 | Jube
Guten Morning and Happy Senior Citizen's Day! Visit an old folk's home today. Pretend you're someone's grandchild. Get them to put you in your will. Sweet idea, eh? You're welcome! Birthdays today include Kim Cattral (51), Kenny Rogers (69) and Amy Fisher (33). Ciao for now!
On this day in history...
- 1972 - 1st hot air balloon flight over Alps.
- 1976 - Battle East Sussex: Mary Langdon becomes 1st British firewoman.
- 1988 - Cease fire between Iran & Iraq takes effect after 8 years of war.
- 1996 - Netscape Browser 3.0 is released.
- 2017 - Next total solar eclipse visible from North America.
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Monday, August 20, 2007 |
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ET Map: Ouessant Lighthouse
Enemy Territory | 02:43 | Jube
Check out Ouessant Lighthouse by Neif, a new Enemy Territory map up for grabs at Wolfenstein Files.
The battered german warship Scharnhorst will be returning to the port city of Brest, France tomorrow morning. The allies seek to destroy the ship once and for all, and have dispatched a small team to the island of Ouessant. The island holds a lighthouse critical to all maritime navigation; if the allies can destroy this lighthouse before nightfall, the blinded Scharnhorst will ground itself on the rocky shores of the island. Read the objectives, view screenshots and download the level here.
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Morning Wakeup Call
Community News | 02:10 | Jube
Hallo! Happy Radio Day. 10-4 Good buddy, I'm eastbound and down loaded up and truckin'. /Shake, shake, shake. So I was walking the dog yesterday, as usual, when a fellow rode past me on his bicycle. As he passed by he rang his little bell, then looked over and smiled. He's mocking me in some way. What in the heck is a grown man doing riding a bike with a bell on it? He must be British. Or drunk. I'm totally over-thinking this. Thanks weird guy. Today's birthdays include Fred Durst (36), Al Roker (53), Robert Plant (59) and Connie Chung (61). Enjoy your day, eh!
On this day in history...
- 1781 - George Washington begins to move his troops south to fight Cornwallis.
- 1896 - Dial telephone patented.
- 1965 - Rolling Stones release "Satisfaction" (their 1st #1 US hit).
- 1986 - Mail carrier Patrick Sherrill, Edmond OK, shot 14 fellow workers.
- 1992 - Rocker Sting weds Trudie Styler.
- 1993 - Mother Teresa hospitalized with malaria.
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Sunday, August 19, 2007 |
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Morning Wakeup Call
Community News | 02:26 | Jube
Guten Morgen mes petites boulettes! Happy Root Beer Float Day. Fill your bathtub and let us know how it goes. A soothing root beer bubble massage. I used to love root beer floats from A&W; when I was a kid. They only had drive-ins then. /Gasp. But in my defense, there were no chicks on rollerskates. There were waitresses that brought your food to your car, but they walked and they didn't have big hair and chew bubblegum! It's also Sandcastle & Sculpture Day and Aviation Day. Some birhtdays... Matthew Perry (38), John Stamos (44), Kyra Sedgwick (42) and Kevin Dillon (42). Adi�s bolas del queso!
On this day in history...
- 1561 - Mary Queen of Scots arrives in Leith Scotland to assume throne after spending 13 years in France.
- 1692 - 5 women executed for witchcraft in Salem.
- 1826 - Canada Co chartered to colonize Upper Canada (Ontario).
- 1888 - 1st beauty contest (Spa, Belgium), 18 yr. old West Indian wins.
- 1979 - "My Sharonna" by the Knack hits #1 (stays for 42 days).
- 1993 - Actress Kim Basinger weds actor Alec Baldwin.
- 2335 - Birthday of William T .Riker (ST:TNG)
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