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Contemplative? Hardly.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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veryberryskye

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

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the-stew-goblin

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

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veryberryskye

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

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peachdelta

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get ready for the wedding

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magicratfingers

bass pro shops needs a esports department i want to try weird mice i want to choose a desk pad i want to browse decorative rgb lighting

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magicratfingers

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im really not

this is a best buy — a chest high labyrinth of brand displays and loss leaders stalked by unreliable salesteens

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and this is a bass pro shop

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best buy puts sets out a tiny selection of product by brands that can pay for the privilege and says heehee money for our spreadsheets

bass pro shops shows you 15 versions of everything imagineable and their own versions and says whoooo look how big our dick is

so imagine the fundamentally bad ass experience if your gaming shit was sold by people who deadass put a whole lake in a store

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confoundedcontraption

Alas, you are describing the late, lamented Fry's Electronics.

The interior of a Fry's Electronics, with endless racks of electronics and electronic-adjacent objects, seemingly located deep beneath the sea. Lost and weedy ruins are dimly visible in the distance.  Warm Atlantean candelabras provide lightALT
A Fry's Electronics storefront, with a huge flying saucer embedded in it. I hope the UFO drivers got out safelyALT
An interior of a Fry's Electronics, where customers can compare 10,000 washing machines under the gentle regard of a 20-foot-long ant.ALT
just... what am i looking at... it's a Fry's storefront, ok, but the facade is an accretion of giant gears and cogs and flywheels. What is their purpose? Is it a Joy Machine? Only Mr. Frys knew for certain.ALT
An interior of a Fry's Electronics. Perhaps you would like to know more about consumer drones? Simply enter the tomb of Tutankhamen.ALT
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magicratfingers

i had no idea