Coworker - "Hey, new glasses! They look good."
Me - "Thanks..."
My brain -
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
Me - “...THEY HELP ME C#.”
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height: 100%;
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position: relative;
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width: 100%;
margin-left: 100%;
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try
{
AimBottle();
}
catch (OutputDirectionException e)
{
RealignOutput();
}
finally
{
Drink();
}
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What will happen when takes the stage at #MSFTConnect? We don't know, but it's bound to be entertaining.
Do you dare miss it?
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It's good to make sure your container has CPU limits, otherwise the container could get away from you. #DevHumor
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Why did the developer add
body { padding-top: 1000px; }
to his Facebook page?
He wanted to keep a low profile.
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private void superbOwl()
{ for (int ii = 359; ii >= 0; ii--)
{
rotateHeadToDegree(ii);
if (ii == 0) {
ii = 359;
}
}
}
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We're so excited to welcome you to the team, Guido! 🥳🥳
Did you miss #Build2015? Catch the latest #dev announcements from Microsoft on-demand : spr.ly/6018ACZO
Registration is now open for #MSBuild!🎉
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At #BUILD2015 tech leaders will reveal the future of #MSDev platforms. Watch it live: spr.ly/6013fJHH
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Always remember to accurately size variables and arrays or else unexpected results may occur.
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Ah, yes, the first time we wrote a multi-threaded process... We remember it well.
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Start the countdown to #MSBuild! ⏰🗓️
Join us on May 24-26, 2022 and discover about what’s next in developer technology to innovate without compromise, develop creatively, and build the next generation of apps.
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There's something about that black hole that looks eerily familiar.
Computer! ENHANCE!
Oh. My.
(#DevHumor frivolity aside, congratulations Katie Bouman. This is amazing.)
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Load balancing? You could say we're the...
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
.... 🐐Greatest of All Time🐐
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What's the difference between #dotNET Core & .NET Standard? When should you use each one? explains: msft.social/qFZgku
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breath.Stop();
try
{
Parallel.ForEach(fhvy, bster => Land(bster));
mood = "😲";
}
catch
{
mood = "😞";
}
breath.Restart();
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while (cookieTemp > perfect)
{
dog.Head.visible = true;
Console.WriteLine("Can I have one yet?");
refreshCookieTemp();
}
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Great to see and using Windows Terminal 1.0, which is available today after launching as an open source project just about a year ago. aka.ms/terminal #MSBuild
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Say hello to the .NET API Browser – your one-stop shop for all #dotnet-based APIs from #Microsoft:
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Get access to a complete development environment in the cloud with Codespaces, even with a single button click on (as shown by & below).
Here aka.ms/codespaces and here github.com/features/codes
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When you finally find that Stack Overflow example that solves your exact problem:
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Can’t make it to San Francisco for #BUILD2015? Tune in for the live stream 4/29-5/1: spr.ly/6018fV3M
Due to COVID-19, we’re making 2020 #MSBuild a digital-only experience. The safety of our community is our priority and helping you become a better developer is at the center of what we do, every day. More details to come. Thanks for your patience. msft.it/6017TjL51
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