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Voters Prefer House Democrats To Cackling Hyena Bandits Posing As Republicans

The current Republican House majority has been a disaster. Kevin McCarthy endured 15 rounds of ritual humiliation before finally winning the speakership. They wasted months on goofy investigations into Hunter Biden's private parts and Jim Jordan's Joe McCarthy cosplay hearings about the Deep State. They also let Marjorie Taylor Greene back on committees where she was publicly the vilest asshole you'd never want to meet.



Recently, House Republicans held the global economy hostage but were wedgied during negotiations with President Joe Biden. Meanwhile, one of the members of their narrow five-seat majority is noted fraud George Santos, who was just slapped with a 13-count federal indictment.

Republicans can't govern worth a damn, and voters have noticed how much they suck.

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House Freedom Idiots Gon' Frag Speaker Kevin McCarthy? Maaaybe!

House Speaker Kevin McCarthy was so desperate to wield the gavel he might as well have surrendered his voice to Ursula the sea witch. She at least made her victims sign an iron-clad contract. God knows what sort of deal McCarthy made with the far-right sedition caucus, but we're now starting to see it all unravel.

Members of the House Freedom Caucus railed against McCarthy and the deal he negotiated with President Joe Biden to prevent a global financial crisis. Rep. Chip Roy from Texas was especially furious over the debt ceiling arrangement. He seemed to think he could go full Veruca Salt when Democrats control the White House and Senate. During a press conference that you knew was serious business because Lauren Boebert was present, Roy declared, "President Trump said he thought we should default rather than pursue this kind of lunacy."

Trump wants a default because he's a sociopath who doesn't care what happens to people who aren't Donald Trump. That's his only real policy position, but if Roy genuinely cares about curtailing spending and reducing the national debt, a default won't achieve those ends.



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Ted Cruz Says Uganda Shouldn't Kill Gays, And Christian Extremist MAGAs Are SO MAD (At Him)

Without near enough fanfare or attention from the West, the president of Uganda, Yoweri Museveni, has signed a "kill the gays" bill into law. It calls for a life sentence for anyone who has gay sex, and seven years for trying to, whatever that means. The death penalty would be for those who commit "aggravated homosexuality," which the New York Times says includes "homosexual acts committed by anyone infected with H.I.V. or involving children, disabled people or anyone drugged against their will." If they say you did "attempted aggravated homosexuality," you could go to prison for 14 years. We are sure the processes for determining whether people have violated the law will totally be on the up-and-up.

Oh, and you could go to jail for 20 years for "promoting" homosexuality, which reminds us a bit of Russia, and also the spirit of Ron DeSantis's Florida, even if they haven't quite made it to calling for imprisonment yet.

Putin Signs Newer, Nastier 'Don't Say Gay' Law. Ron DeSantis, U Up?

If this sounds familiar, it's because Uganda has been trying to do this for a while now, starting way back in 2009, with varying degrees of success, and fairly consistent levels of support from American right-wing fascist Christian people and organizations. (Read here to meet Donald Trump's' coup-plotting lunatic lawyer John Eastman in 2015, in his earlier form as John Eastman, lunatic chairman of the National Organization for Marriage, defending Uganda's harsh anti-gay laws.)

But the campaign to make this law happen really got going the last few years, the New York Times explains, with scary stories about "a plot to promote gay activities and lure children in schools to homosexuality." There must be something in the water literally all conservative Christians worldwide drink.

The West and the United Nations tried to get Museveni not to sign the bill. President Joe Biden condemned it, and is threatening sanctions. The implications of this law are terrifying for people's basic human rights, for HIV/AIDS prevention and treatment in Uganda, and so much more. People are terrified.

It's really bad.

But back to the the water conservative Christians drink. American Republican Senator Ted Cruz tweeted to condemn it, which quite frankly surprises us, but hey, let's just allow him to be correct for once.

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Trump, DeSantis Commemorate Memorial Day With Fascist Vow To Exterminate Their Enemies

Donald Trump has shown his ass on Memorial Day for years now. You'll recall his 2015 message: "I would like to wish everyone, including all haters and losers (of which, sadly, there are many) a truly happy and enjoyable Memorial Day!"

The one-term loser spent Memorial Day weekend 2020, when almost 100,000 Americans had died from COVID-19, tweeting gross sexist bile about Nancy Pelosi and Stacey Abrams. This year, he was his usual, petty unhinged self. He dropped this load on his Truth Social site:



"HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL," it begins because Trump fundamentally doesn't understand this holiday. The entire rant's in all-caps, but I'll spare your eyes:

But especially to those who gave the ultimate sacrifice for the country they love, and to those in line of a very different, but equally dangerous fire, stopping the threats of the terrorists, misfits and lunatic thugs who are working feverishly from within to overturn and destroy our once great country, which has never been in greater peril than it is right now. We must stop the communists, Marxists and fascist ‘pigs’ at every turn and, Make America Great Again!

This seems far less stable than what Jordan Neely reportedly said that scared passengers on a New York subway. Yet, an overwhelming majority of Republican primary voters are ready to give Trump the nuclear codes ... again.

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Recipe Hub

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Gin-Gin Mule!

Let's gin up a great summer cooler for the scorching heat.

Greetings, Wonketeers! I’m Hooper, your bartender. Today, I’ve got a super refreshing cocktail created by one of the leading female bartenders in America. It’s crisp, it’s tasty, it’s fashionable. Best of all, it uses up the mint plant that’s threatening world domination on the back porch. Let’s make a Gin-Gin Mule! Here’s the recipe:

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climate change

Wonkette Book Club Part 3: Hot And Cold Running Crises

Kim Stanley Robinson's The Ministry For The Future, Week 3

Our summer Book Club reading of Kim Stanley Robinson's 2020 climate novel, The Ministry for the Future, continues, and we're now into the real globe-hopping parts of the novel, with chapters set in India, San Francisco, Antarctica, Davos, several refugee camps, a nameless drought-stricken city where the military trucks in water from desalination plants somewhere, and of course Zurich, where the Ministry for the Future is located. We learn that California is largely carbon neutral, working toward carbon negative, and that the state is trying to balance out drought years and flood years by trying to recharge groundwater with every bit of floodwater it can. (The bit about the paleo valleys in the Central Valley, where ancient riverbeds make the ground friendlier to percolating floodwater into the aquifers, is real science stuff.)

Let's continue our discussion!

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economy

How Is This Terrific May Jobs Report Bad News For Joe Biden?

Oh no, and stocks are giddy over the debt ceiling bill too!

The Labor Department's monthly jobs report for May showed another better-than-expected rise in new jobs, with the economy adding 339,000 of them. That's far better than the Dow Jones forecast of 190,000 jobs, and the White House wasted no time putting out a statement from Joe Biden noting that since he took office, the economy has created more than 13 million jobs, which is "more jobs in 28 months than any President has created in an entire 4-year term," although of course not many presidents (zero) have come into office during a pandemic that killed jobs dead. Even so, it's been a far faster recovery than was being predicted in the depths of the pandemic, and Biden policies did a hell of a lot to move it forward.

Heck, let's just let Joe toot his own horn a bit more, since there's a lot of tootworthy economic news:

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