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Party On, Boris

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British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been compared to a greased piglet and Houdini because of his ability to get out of a jam. This political escape artist extraordinaire has finally been cornered because of a series of parties. I am not making this up.

He’s done worse but Johnson biographer Sonia Purcell thinks this is more damaging than past scandals, which she lists with some gusto in a NYT op-ed:

As his former colleague at a British newspaper in the early 1990s and as his only independent biographer, I’ve watched closely over the years as Houdini Johnson has emerged scot free time and again from debacles that would have sunk anyone else: the accusations of corruption over the funding of a lavish upgrade to his Downing Street flat; the alleged lies he told during his campaigning for Brexit now exposed by a British economy badly struggling to cope with the consequences; the diversionary sabre rattling against the European Union that could both wreak further economic pain and even endanger peace in Ireland.

Blatant hypocrisy is at the center of the “drinks party” scandal. The British government imposed tight restrictions on the public because of the pandemic. The Johnson government didn’t believe they applied to them. The most galling of the 13 drinks party took place on the eve of Prince Philip’s funeral. It led to an apology from Downing Street to the Queen. The Queen was obliged to accept the apology, but the disrespect from the Tory government must have been irksome as they’ve traditionally been the royalist party.

The connecting thread between all the Johnson scandals is lying. Johnson lies early and often. I don’t think he’s lied as much as the Impeached Insult Comedian, but mendacity thy name is Boris. They both have bad hair, which has nothing to do with lying but it makes them look like clowns as they prevaricate.

The similarities between Johnson and Trump do not extend to their hold over their parties, political, not drinks. The Tories are a bloodthirsty lot. They deposed Margaret Thatcher after three landslide victories. Johnson has only one under his belt. There are already signs of political unrest.

Trump is the sorest loser who ever lost an election. Yet, he seems to have a vise-like grip over his party apparatus and its voters. It does, however, seem to be slipping as he is less omnipresent on teevee and is absent altogether from social media. His statements do not have the same impact as his tweets but he’s back to holding super spreader rallies, which uh rally the troops.

The United States has had a year-long hangover from the Trump bender, but thanks to a flaccid political press corps, many Americans think of the GOP as a normal political party instead of a proto-Fascist movement.

As to Boris Johnson, he’s still in power and the massive majority the Tories rolled up at the last election will be a steep hill to climb for the opposition Labour party. Disgust, however, is a powerful political tool and disgust is growing over Johnson’s disgusting  government.

There was a mordant column  by the Guardian’s Marina Hyde that captures the current mood across the pond:

 Not the greatest surprise, then, to see a voter in a TV vox pop judging that “Boris has lost his moral compass”. (I love the idea that he ever had one. What would this contraption have looked like? A custom-built device where the needle pointed magnetically to the words World King Get Big Drunken Shag?) If things carry on at this rate, it won’t be long before the Conservative party decides to Build Back Borisless. For now, the most positive reading of Johnson’s situation is that he’s in the last chance saloon – but hey, at least that means there’s booze.

Brexit foreshadowed the rise of Trumpism in our country. Here’s hoping Boris’ bit of bother is similarly portentous. I’m not optimistic about that but hope is imperative for the human condition.

Party on, Boris.

The last word goes to Nat King Cole and Bryan Ferry:

 

Conceding Is The Point

Great concession speeches

There was an election in Florida (why do these stories always come out of Florida?) last week. The winner, a Democrat named Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick, won that election with 79% of the votes cast.

Back in the day, they used to call that a landslide victory.

It’s not surprising though. The district, Florida’s 20th, has a 5-1 Democrat to Repugnicant voter registration. Joe Biden won the district in 2020 with 77% of the vote, so Ms. McCormick actually outdid him. The Repugnicant candidate was perceived as a Boston carpetbagger. Third party candidates picked up enough of the vote so that he actually got less than 20% of the vote which means he couldn’t even get some of the registered Republicans to vote for him. In the past his status as a perceived carpetbagger would have been the attributing factor in his shellacking, but not in 2022 America.

Well you know where this is headed. The Repugnicant refuses to concede the election.

Now they called the race, I did not win, so they say, but that does not mean that they lost either, it does not mean that we lost

Forgetting for a moment his inability to speak the English language clearly, this has become the Repugnicant playbook with all elections. Never concede, send in lawyers, try to get the vote overturned. Use, I would say abuse, the system in any way you can. In a fractured political environment where most elections are decided by narrow margins, you just might get the right judge or the right secretary of state or the right governor to hand your candidate a victory the voters didn’t award to them.

Under those conditions the noted dumb play callers the Dallas Cowboys could petition Roger Goodell to just hand them the Lombardi Trophy as Super Bowl Champions every year.

What I really want to talk about is the importance of conceding; formally, graciously, and with a sense of tradition and humility that is entirely necessary for the idea of the peaceful transition of power to become a reality.

John McCain once said

I didn’t like the outcome of the 2008 election. But I had a duty to concede. A concession isn’t just an act of graciousness. It is an act of respect for the will of the American people, an act that is every American leader’s first responsibility.

Respect. Wow, there is a word you don’t hear in connection to politics much these days. Respect the process. Respect the institutions. Respect the history. Hell, respect your opponent and what he or she had to do in order to come out on top. Take your lumps, leave with your head held high, and make sure your election district, your state, or your country can come together to work on the great problems we face in this world.

One political party seems to do that pretty well. The other, not so much. The problem is we can’t even agree on which party is which in that scenario. Well I’ll tell you which one is in the wrong, it’s the Repugnicants. It’s always the Repugnicants. It’s always them because the only way they can win elections is to rig the game ahead of time. They gerrymander districts. They impose ridiculous voting restrictions (I want to be the first guy to go to jail for giving someone a bottle of water while they stand in line to vote in Georgia). In counties they control they make it easy for white voters to cast their ballots by having plenty of voting precincts in the areas where whites live and hardly any in areas where blacks live. In states where early voting is allowed (most of them) they have restricted when or how those early ballots can be dropped off.

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They Like Their Civil Rights Leaders Dead

Martin Luther King on Face the NationToday is Martin Luther King Jr. Day, a national holiday where we’re supposed to reflect on what King’s legacy means to our current America. Oh, there’s lots of reflection on social media and elsewhere. Unfortunately, for conservatives and some centrists, today is a day for selective “reflection.”

You’ll see a lot of quotes being shared about equality, unity, etc. But these quotes are used as a weapon to sully King’s legacy and use it as a weapon, basically as a troll. The thing is, these people would have hated King (or actually hated him if they were old enough). King was not a popular man just prior to his death, with the Harris poll putting his disapproval at 75%. Gallup found he was increasingly unpopular, going from 41/37 approval/disapproval in 1963 to 32/63 in 1966, the last time they measured his popularity. In a reflection of today’s “oh dear, don’t rock the boat” thinking by many towards civil rights protests, Gallup found that as the decade progressed, a huge majority of Americans believed that civil rights protests hurt Black people more than it helped.

As Jeanne Theoharis pointed out in Time, a large percentage of America disliked King, and the civil rights movement.

Lest we see this as Southerners skewing the national sample, in 1964—a year before the passage of the Voting Rights Act—a New York Times poll found a majority (57%) of New Yorkers said the civil rights movement had gone too far. “While denying any deep-seated prejudice,” the Times reported, “a large number of those questioned used the same terms to express their feelings. They spoke of Negroes’ receiving ‘everything on a silver platter’ and ‘reverse discrimination’ against whites.” Fifty-four percent of those surveyed felt the movement was going “too fast.” Nearly half said that picketing and demonstrations hurt the Negro cause, and 80% opposed school pairings to promote school desegregation in New York City public schools.

Sound familiar? It should. Overly Celebrated Journalist Wolf Blitzer lectured that Black Lives Matters hurt Blacks by “not living up to King’s legacy.” After the Baltimore riots we had the George Floyd protests in 2022, and again the “not living up to Dr. King’s legacy” lectures started, despite protests being overwhelmingly peaceful and plenty of evidence that violence was instigated by counterprotesters or police (one could argue this is redundant).

But now, with King dead, his memory can be used by the very people he struggled against. With that in mind, here are some quotes to use in reply to your conservative aunt posting selective quotes of King’s and lamenting about how in the good old days, he “didn’t start no trouble like they do now.”

First, one for the filibuster-defenders dropping King quotes today.

“I think the tragedy is that we have a Congress with a Senate that has a minority of misguided senators who will use the filibuster to keep the majority of people from even voting.

Next, one for the moderates.

“I must make two honest confessions to you, my Christian and Jewish brothers. First, I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to “order” than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: “I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action”; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man’s freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a “more convenient season.” Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection.”

Then, about apathy, which is still a serious issue in America given we are pretty “what-evs” about our democracy falling apart.

“History will have to record that the greatest tragedy during this period of social transition was not the vitriolic words and the violent actions of the bad people, but the appalling silence and indifference of the good people. Our generation will have to repent not only for the words and acts of the children of darkness, but also for the fears and apathy of the children of light.”

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The Other America

There’s not much left to say about Martin Luther King Jr. on the national holiday that bears his name. The media and conservatives have attempted to transform him into a toothless Teddy Bear. To some extent that worked as the I Have A Dream speech has become King’s best-known oration. It *is* an impressive speech, especially as part of it was pure improv; inspired by a conversation King had with Mahalia Jackson.

I prefer King’s Stanford speech on April 14, 1967. It was a formal lecture entitled The Other America. and focused on American struggles, not American dreams. The country was just as divided in 1967 as it is today.

It was an interesting setting as Stanford University was and is a citadel of privilege and the home of the Hoover Institute, The transcript can be found here.

Here’s one of many money quotes from that speech:

“One America is beautiful for situation… millions of young people grow up in the sunlight of opportunity. But tragically and unfortunately, there is another America. This other America has a daily ugliness about it that constantly transforms the ebulliency of hope into the fatigue of despair… They find themselves perishing on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity.”

A video of the speech itself in its entirety:

Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Gutless Blunder edition

Circular firing squad!

Reload!

Ready – Aim…

Trump calls politicians who refuse to say they received Covid boosters ‘gutless’
NBC News ^ | 1/12/2022 | Rebecca Shabad and Marc Caputo

Posted on 1/12/2022, 12:18:24 PM by Kevin C

WASHINGTON — Former President Donald Trump on Tuesday criticized politicians who refuse to say whether they’ve received a Covid booster shot.

In an interview with far-right cable channel One America News, Trump said he received the booster and has seen politicians get asked in interviews whether they’ve also gotten a third shot.

“They don’t want to say it because they’re gutless,” Trump said. “You gotta say it, whether you had it or not. Say it. But the fact is that I think the vaccines saved tens of millions throughout the world. I’ve had absolutely no side effects.”

Trump said that the Covid vaccine largely prevents people from being hospitalized or dying from the disease.

“If they get it, they’re not going to hospitals for the most part and dying,” Trump said. “Before it was a horror, and now they’re not.”

1 posted on 1/12/2022, 12:18:24 PM by Kevin C
BERJAYA
To: Kevin C
Trump should forget about aspirations in 2024 and stfu.
2 posted on 1/12/2022, 12:21:05 PM by zek157
STFU?
Stray Tallying From Underwater?
Seek Tasty Farm Unguent?
Stop Tabloid From Ugliness?
Salivate To Foreboding Unfaithful?
To: Kevin C
I don’t know about Trump anymore.
3 posted on 1/12/2022, 12:22:03 PM by pleasenotcalifornia
I do.
To: zek157
He’s got a few days to turn his attitude around. That’s it.
4 posted on 1/12/2022, 12:22:39 PM by stanne
Well, you posted this on Wednesday and this is Monday, so I’d say – time’s up!
To: Kevin C
He sure is setting himself up for a fall. He never knows has never known when to stfu
10 posted on 1/12/2022, 12:29:40 PM by dkGba
FIFY.
To: Kevin C
Trump is a confused old man who apparently was brainwashed by Fauci. It’s unfortunate, but that is reality.
33 posted on 1/12/2022, 12:44:38 PM by devere
To: JoSixChip
I don’t support leaders that abandon their supporters and leave political prisoners behind in their hubris.
This is icing on a shitcake.
17 posted on 1/12/2022, 12:45:24 PM by zek157
Yummy!
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Well, it looks like DeMoron is going to have to save them.
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    “Help me, Obi-Wan DeMoron – you’re our only hope!”

Ron DeSantis: Flags in Florida will be lowered for late Nevada Sen. Harry Reid

Ocala Star ^ | 1/12/22 | CAPITAL BUREAU Posted on 1/13/2022, 1:01:35 AM by conservative98Flags in Florida will fly at half-staff to honor the late U.S. Sen. Harry Reid of Nevada, Gov. Ron DeSantis’ office announced Wednesday evening.

Reid, a Democrat, had been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in early 2018. He died Dec. 28 at the age of 82.

Reid “will be remembered for the way he demonstrated immense grit and determination in his personal life and political career,” DeSantis’ office said in a statement.

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with random ruminations – good neighbours edition

I guess you could call this one a guest post. It was written by the great geniuses behind MST3K, Kevin Murphy, for the pre-Rifftrax website “Timmy Big Hands”.

The site no longer exists, but I was able to save this wonderful piece with the assistance of the internet archive.

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The following series of letters appeared over eighteen months in a Minneapolis newspaper’s weekly gardening advice column “Ask Dan the Gardener.”

April 24th

Hey Dan:

Thanks for great column on leaf blowers. I took your advice and got the biggest one I could find– the Yard Monster Magnum with the big Tecumseh 5-horse motor. I used it to blow-rake the yard and it worked like a charm (I have almost half an acre!). And man is it powerful. Half my leaves ended up clear over to my neighbors yard! Sorry neighbors. I’m sure they won’t mind.

Thanks a bunch!

Larry in Bloomington

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May 15th

Hey Dan:

I am in love with my leaf blower. I have some advice for all your leaf-blowing readers: take the wadding out of the muffler to increase the horsepower and send those leaves to smithereens. Sure it’s a little louder, but with all that power, I’ll get my work done faster. I use it every morning before I go to work, to blow-sweep the driveway and the walks, and also it keeps my yard neat as a pin.

Keep blowing!

Larry in Bloomington

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June 9th

Hey Dan:

I just want to tell your readers a few uses for their leaf blowers they might not of thought of. I use it blow-sweep my garage, it sure beats a broom! And here’s a new one; you can use it to blow-brush all the twigs off your roof after storms. And the vacuum attachment lets me get every little leaf and twig out of the flowerbeds. My ex-wife told me she likes how the yard looks neat as a pin. Who knows, maybe I can win her back. (Just kidding honey, don’t call the lawyer!)

Larry in Bloomington

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July 6th

Hey Dan:

Say here’s a novel use for your leaf blowers out there: on Independence Day, remember how it was all hot and not windy? Well I just turned my leaf-blower on the flag and left it on all day, with Old Glory waving proudly. When I got home from the family picnic, the blower was still running, thanks to the Yard Monster’s extra big capacity gas tank.

Also, I’m wondering if you know if there is a social group or association of people who use there leaf blowers. Maybe I’ll start one and you can be a charter member.

Blowing Away,

Larry in Bloomington

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Sunday Morning Video: Lyle Lovett Live In 2007

Here’s Lyle and his crack band live at the Greek Theatre in Los Angeles. Did I say crack? I meant Large.

Saturday Odds & Sods: Love The One You’re With

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Meditative Rose by Salvador Dali.

It’s been a cold and contentious week in New Orleans. We continue to debate the merits of holding Carnival amidst the Omicron wave. My position is clear but, Mayor Teedy seems dug in and she has the hammer. I have a nerf mallet at best. Do they make those? Beats the hell outta me.

The featured image is an uncharacteristically subdued painting by Salvador Dali. I picked it because of the “rose in a fisted glove” image used by Stephen Stills in Love The One You’re With.

This week’s theme song was written by Stephen Stills in 1970 for his eponymous debut album as a solo artist. I have mixed feelings about Love The One You’re With. It has a swell melody and a great groove but some of the lyrics are hippie dippy tripe. In the end, the groove triumphs over the lyrics.

We have four versions of Love The One You’re With for your listening pleasure: the Stills original followed by terrific covers by Luther Vandross. the Isley Brothers and my 13th Ward homies, the Neville Brothers.

I love how Luther takes the tune to church, which reminds me of this Lyle Lovett song:

Now that we’ve had some greens and good cornbread, let’s jump to the break.

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On The Sunny Side Of The Street

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Things remain grim so another happy song is in order. There are worse things than dancing away your sorrows: “Just direct your feet to the sunny side of the street.”

On The Sunny Side Of The Street was written in 1930 by Jimmy McHugh and Dorothy Fields for the Broadway musical Lew Leslie’s International Revue. It’s a memorable tune from a long forgotten show.

We begin with Louis Armstrong. On The Sunny Side Of The Street was long a staple of his live shows. This version comes from his time as a big band leader.

My favorite version comes from Frank Sinatra and Billy May:

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The Brat Fatale Speech: Deluded, Dishonest Or Dumb?  

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The Vedas: Ann Blyth, Krysten Sinema, Evan Rachel Wood.

I dislike writing about the antics of the Sinematic Senator but yesterday’s speech left me no choice.  Veda Pierce Sinema took to the Senate floor to give a speech that was alternately deluded and dishonest. I would prefer to think she was lying about the process. I hate to think that any Democratic senator is that dumb.

It’s as if the Arizona Brat Fatale read Norm Ornstein’s recent piece about filibuster myths and learned all the wrong lessons from it. Deluded, dishonest, or dumb?

KTAR News Radio in Phoenix has posted a transcript of the Brat Fatale Speech. We begin with her ode to the voting rights bills. Let’s begin our exercise in quote and response.

And I strongly support and will continue to vote for legislative responses to address these state laws – including the Freedom to Vote Act and the John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act, that the Senate is currently considering.

I support these bills because they strengthen Americans’ access to the ballot box and they better ensure that Americans’ votes are counted fairly – it is through elections that Americans make their voices heard, select their representatives, and guide the future of our country and our communities.

She supports bills that cannot pass because of the 60-vote threshold. I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that someone who fancies herself a fashion plate would value style over substance. Deluded, dishonest, or dumb?

The debate over the Senate’s 60-vote threshold shines a light on our broader challenges.

There is no need for me to restate my long-standing support for the 60-vote threshold to pass legislation. There’s no need for me to restate its role protecting our country from wild reversals in federal policy.

She’s an elected official: repetition is the essence of communication. It’s a lame excuse for not explaining her position with clarity. Besides, she was against the filibuster before she was for it. Deluded, dishonest, or dumb?

American politics are cyclical and the granting of power in Washington, D.C. is exchanged regularly by the voters from one party to another.

This shift of power back and forth means the Senate’s 60-vote threshold has proved maddening to members of both political parties in recent years – viewed either as a weapon of obstruction, or a safety net to save the country from radical policies, depending on whether you serve in the majority or the minority.

In 2021, obstructionism is a Republican thing. Hell, it’s been that way since Bob Dole committed his caucus to oppose any health care reforms proposed by the Clinton administration. Of course, Dole’s move was deeply cynical, not deluded, dishonest, or dumb.

The 2013 decision by Senate Democrats to eliminate the 60-vote threshold for most judicial and presidential nominations led directly to a response in 2017 by Senate Republicans, who eliminated the threshold for Supreme Court nominees.

These short-sighted actions by both parties have led to our current American Judiciary and Supreme Court, which, as I stand here today, is considering questions regarding fundamental rights Americans have enjoyed for decades.

This is one of the few times that the Sinematic Senator has criticized both sides. Maybe she’s angling for a regular column at Politico. Deluded, dishonest, or dumb?

I share the disappointment of many that we have not found more support on the other side of the aisle for legislative responses to state-level voting restrictions.

I wish that were not the case – just as I wish there had been a more serious effort on the part of Democratic Party leaders to sit down with the other party and genuinely discuss how to re-forge common ground on these issues.

Joe Manchin wasted months trying to convince Republicans to support *his* ideas about voting rights. The only possible taker was the most honest member of the GOP caucus Lisa Murkowski who is a genuine maverick as opposed to a fake one like Veda Pierce Sinema.

I don’t need to pose the Three Ds question this time. D is for dishonesty.

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It’s A Medical Mystery

Couple flummoxed by medical bills

So a couple of weeks ago the wife (Cruella) went to the doctor for her annual “well woman checkup”. If you are a woman you know what that means. If you are a man, ask a woman, and it would be best to ask a woman who understands your tolerance for the realities of the female anatomy, to explain it to you.

Cruella checked out just fine as she knew she would. She went out and had lunch with her friends, then tootled on home and thought nothing more of it. The next week an envelope arrived from Palo Alto Medical Foundation, the medical corporation that her doctor works for. In it was a bill for the “well woman checkup” to the tune of $493. Well that’s a surprise since our Blue Cross insurance should have covered the entire amount charged for the check up.

Here’s an important thing to know about my wife. Years ago she had a thought to get into a new line of work and decided medical billing would be an interesting application of her skills. Thus she took courses and bought text books on how to “code” as they say in the biz. Code refers to the various permutations of numbers and letters that are used to define the procedure a patient comes in for (in this case a well woman checkup) and the diagnosis the doctor comes up with (she’s fine, come back in a year). Those codes are the basis on which the doctor or the corporation he works for charge your insurance company and you. Suffice it to say that even though she never actually entered that field, the information never left her head. And the textbooks became fixtures in our bookcase.

It turns out that we got this bill because instead of the visit being coded as a well woman checkup, it was coded as a well woman checkup WITH a diagnosis that something was wrong. Z01.411 versus Z01.419. I am not making these code numbers up. Getting on the phone she called the doctor’s office and was told, no we in the office coded it properly, you’ll need to call the corporate billing department to see if they changed anything.

Ah yes, welcome to the third circle of hell. When you go to the doctor at Palo Alto Med, which by the way is actually owned by a larger corporation called Sutter Health, the doctor’s office is responsible to code the reason for and result of the visit. That information is sent on to the actual Sutter Health billing department, ostensibly to double check it was billed properly, before it is sent on to your health insurance company so they can pay the bill. In order to make sure the code is correct, or perhaps to justify their code, the doctor also sends on their notes from the visit.

Oh you thought your medical records were private. How quaint.

So now Millie in billing gets to read all the doctor’s notes on your visit and can decide, nope, we gotta change this code or add in another code here because in the notes there is a mention of maybe possibly kinda sorta if I squint real hard there might be a potential problem. Thus Z01.411 becomes Z01.419. Then she ships it all off to Blue Cross happy in the knowledge she has served her corporate masters well. She kicks back, puts her feet up on the desk, takes a long sip from her martini glass and pulls out a Kool Menthol to celebrate her achievement. That’s assuming she redid the coding in an honest attempt to be as correct as possible.

Thing is, Sutter Health is actually kinda known for not being the most reputable when it comes to doing honest coding. To the tune of a $90 million dollar fine by the federal government.

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Friday Guest Catblogging: Carnival Cat

My friend Carolyn’s cat Lillian decided to take advantage of her human’s Mardi Gras decorations. Kitty’s position on the Thoth/Endymion controversy is unknown.

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You Tell That Ol’ Virus Who The Boss Is

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Helen Lewis represents the sort of mindset that I worry is taking hold in the U.S. In her piece in the Atlantic, she pretty much made the case that she is so over COVID.

To be fair to Lewis, the headline is a bit misleading. She did say she would continue to respect and follow pandemic rules and recommendations in her home country, Great Britain. But the general tone of the piece is this new “I’m over it” phase of the pandemic that seems to be growing.

This is, of course, the most magical of magical thinking. A virus doesn’t really care if you are “moving on” because, well, a virus doesn’t “care.” It’s a virus, not an ex after a bad breakup.

Lewis has replied on Twitter, saying her main point was this has been all very hard. I don’t want to be the Pain Police, because this has been hard. It has been difficult for parents and their children, no doubt. Often we’ve been confused about what we should do, partially due to the fact this was a novel virus when it showed up, and partially due to some communications bungling that is, in part, because of how depleted our public health infrastructure has become over our years of hyper-focus on budget deficits.

But at the same time, people are acting as if wearing a mask in a theater during a Marvel movie is the same sort of stress and trauma as the Bataan Death March. Lewis has certainly experienced multiple lockdowns, but let me tell you, if a rural American is whining to you about being in two years of lockdowns, chances are strong they are so full of shit they float. Here in my neck of the woods, rural central Pennsylvania, I can certainly tell you that there are a ton of folks who haven’t lived like they are in a pandemic for at least a year. For some, they never did.

I really can’t fathom the amount of sacrifice that was asked of our society in World War II ever happening today. Just imagine asking some of our fellow current humans to experience rationing, blackouts, air raid drills, etc.

“No, Mr. Churchill, This Is Not Our Finest Hour. No More Hiding Underground,” by Helen Lewis, is the sort of thing that is not hard to imagine The Atlantic running. “I Want to Bake 20 Loaves of Bread to Give to My Friends. The Government Says I Can’t” is another. “I will most certainly NOT turn off all my lights, if I want to turn them all on I will and no air raid drill warden thug will tell me otherwise!!!!!” Tweets @FreedomLoverGuy443932.

That’s not even including hot takes by the Smartest Boys and Girls on Substack asking why we’re fighting Hitler in the first place, and GOP lawmakers demanding we support the Nazis, but that’s another post for another time.

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Cawthorn In The Side

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There seems to be a competition among Republican Congresscritters as to who can pose for the most OTT picture of them with guns. Let’s stipulate that wingnuts are usually gun nuts and vice versa. This picture of North Carolina Rep. Madison Cawthorn has it all: guns, greenery, and a dog. Who could hate this guy? Anyone with a lick of sense.

The 26-year-old Cawthorn is the youngest member of Congress and among the Trumpiest. He was elected to succeed Mark Meadows and he’s even wingnuttier than Trump’s former chief of staff, that’s saying a lot.

There’s a novel attempt to disqualify Cawthorn from running for reelection based on his participation in the so-called Stop The Steal rally. I’ll let Slate’s crack legal maven Mark Joseph Stern fill in the blanks:

On Monday, a group of North Carolina voters filed a challenge to Republican Rep. Madison Cawthorn’s candidacy in 2022. Their complaint alleged that Cawthorn is constitutionally ineligible to serve in Congress because he “engaged in an insurrection against the United States” by facilitating the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol. The complaint is a longshot, but it is firmly rooted in the 14th Amendment, as well as a series of state laws that are surprisingly favorable to Cawthorn’s challengers. Even if the challenge fails to keep Cawthorn out of Congress, it could still succeed in forcing him to reveal new details about his involvement in the Jan. 6 assault.

Although the 14th Amendment is best known for granting birthright citizenship, due process, and equal protection to newly freed slaves, it also contains several provisions designed to limit former Confederates’ influence in American governance after the Civil War. Most notably, its “disqualification clause” states that no one who “engaged in insurrection or rebellion” against the U.S. may hold public office—unless Congress grants them amnesty by a two-thirds vote. This provision was enforced only briefly, Indiana University McKinney School of Law professor Gerard Magliocca has documented, as Congress granted broad amnesty to erstwhile Confederates in 1872. Still, the disqualification clause remains on the books as an unused tool to keep insurrectionists out of the government they sought to topple.

If anyone deserves disqualification, it’s this neo-Confederate Trumper. Stern goes on to describe Cawthorn’s questionable antics on and after Dipshit Insurrection Day:

On Jan. 6, Cawthorn spoke at the notorious “Stop the Steal” rally that preceded the Capitol attack. He faulted other Republicans for “not fighting” and praised the crowd for having “some fight.” At 1:31 p.m., as violent protesters breached the perimeter of the seat of government, Cawthorn declared that “the battle is on the house floor.” Shortly thereafter, rioters began smashing the windows of the Speaker’s Lobby to reach that very floor. After the horrific events of that day, Cawthorn voted to reject electoral results cementing Trump’s defeat and said he did not regret his speech at the rally. Later, he expressed sympathy for the insurrectionists held in jail, describing them as “political hostages” and “political prisoners” whom he would like to “bust” out. The congressman also warned of “bloodshed” if “our election systems continue to be rigged” and encouraged his fans to stockpile “ammunition” to prepare for the coming “bloodshed” over “stolen” elections.

I used to dismiss overheated rhetoric such as this before 1/6/2021 as trash talk from white trash politicians. It’s impossible to do so in 2022, But violent rhetoric and violent action are different things. It’s unclear where Cawthorn’s extreme rhetoric falls on this cacophonous continuum.

Since Cawthorn’s rants took place outside the Capitol, the speech and debate clause of the Constitution does not apply. The speech and debate clause is being invoked to protect Gym Jordan and K-Mac from subpoenas. But an op-ed piece in the WaPo by Abbe Lowell argues that Congress *can* subpoena its own members. Stay tuned.

 Novel legal arguments often do not prevail ,but the Cawthorn challenge has a shot because of the interplay between North Carolina election law and the 14th Amendment. If successful, it could lead to more such challenges as well as a swell slogan: Disqualify The Dipshits. You heard it here first.

There have always been extremist members of the House of Representatives but there’s a bumper crop of nuts in the 117th Congress. It’s time to remove this Cawthorn from the side of the body politic.

Repeat after me: Disqualify The Dipshits.

The last word goes to Eurythmics:

Let’s Go Brandon Moscow Mitch

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Fuck him

McConnell characterized Biden’s speech — in which the president called for the Senate to change its rules by “whichever way they need to be changed” in order to pass Democrats’ voting bills — as “profoundly, profoundly un-presidential,” deeming the remarks a “rant” that “was incoherent, incorrect and beneath his office.”

The Kentucky Republican repeatedly took issue with Biden linking Republicans to Jim Crow-era legislation to standing in the way of election reform now, as at least 19 GOP-led states have passed laws in the last year that experts at the Brennan Center for Justice say restrict voting access.

First, Moscow Mitch (a label he earned, even if he doesn’t like it) is more than willing to up the rhetorical ante when it suits him.

If you dish, have thick enough skin (or shell) to take it.

Second, voter suppression isn’t even a tacit, wink/nod, hush-hush GOP tactic.

They’re openly endorsing it.

And while I’m Let’s Go-ing, how about a shout out to the elite media, that’s done their usual stand-up (i.e., piss-poor) reporting.

Plenty of horse-race, insider gossip, cult-of-the-savvy garbage, and remarkably little about the issue: voting.

It’s not rocket science, though yeah, I’m not so naïve to be unaware of how politics really work.

But c’mon, the media should be doing it’s damn job.

Voting is a basic right.

In this day/age, it’s not at all difficult to ensure access to voting without opening the door to fraud (oh, and to repeat, let’s not forget the most significant attempt to commit fraud in the 2020 election was by DJT, and is ON TAPE, with no 18 and a half minute gap).

One political party is doing its best to limit the franchise.

The other is…

And that’s my third Let’s Go.

Biden made a decent enough speech, and sure, there’s the ultimate tag-team heel, Sinemanchin, demanding the rest of the lesser-of-evils party kiss the ring (with Sinema, it’s a particularly odious one).

But again, there’s got to be something more they can do.

Occasional speeches and going through the motions seem more like college tries than anything else.

And with small d democracy itself at stake, I’m…not optimistic.

Hell, I’m so old I remember when this country distinguished itself from the Russians by insisting that the government was We, The People.

Oh, wait, Russians…Moscow Mitch.

I’m not liking how this looks.

Pulp Fiction Thursday Cards On The Table

Another day, another Christie/Poirot cover. Make that three covers.

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Fauci Calls A Moron A Moron

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Dr. Anthony Fauci rock star physician and all around badass appeared before the Senate HELP committee yesterday. He was anything but helpless as Republican senators insulted him thereby proving their Trumper bona fides.

He first sparred with longtime antagonist Senator Aqua Buddha d/b/a Rand Paul; a man with hair that looks like a Brillo pad.

The Kentucky Kretin was on the receiving end this time:

“So you are making a catastrophic epidemic for your political gain,” he told the senator. “So I ask myself why would the senator want to do this?”

Fauci expressed his ongoing frustration, noting that Paul’s attacks against him have spurred an escalation in the death threats he has received from the “crazies out there.”

“What happens when he gets out and accuses me of things that are completely untrue, all of a sudden that kindles the crazies out there, and I have threats upon my life, harassment of my family, and my children will have seen phone calls because people are lying about me,” Fauci said.

Freedom, man.

Aqua Buddha is a second-generation libertarian loon who is almost as entitled as the Impeached Insult Comedian. That’s way entitled, y’all.

I believe Aqua Buddha’s picture is in the dictionary next to white privilege. I guess that comic book about him went to his head:

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Freedom, man.

Believe it or not, it wasn’t Senator Aqua Buddha that inspired the post title. It was Kansan Roger Marshall; a mostly non-descript pol who channeled the nasty and gnarly spirit of Bob Dole yesterday.

Marshall implied that Fauci is getting rich by devoting his medical career to research and public service. Say what? The private sector is the road to riches for docs like Tony Fauci. In the immortal words of Randy Newman, the Kansan “don’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.”

In today’s GOP everything’s a conspiracy:

Marshall pressed Fauci’s buttons after conspiratorially insisting that the nation’s top infectious diseases expert had not made his financial disclosure form available to the public.

Fauci pointed out that his financial disclosures have, in fact, been available to the public for years because of his work at NIAID.

“What are you talking about?” Fauci asked the senator. “My financial disclosures are public knowledge and have been so.”

“You are getting amazingly wrong information,” he marveled.

After Marshall’s time ended, the White House chief medical adviser was caught on a hot mic continuing to vent: “What a moron,” he said. “Jesus Christ.”

I’m glad that the good doctor went old school Brooklyn on Marshall’s bucolic bunghole. What a maroon, what a moron.

Relive the moment via the magic of the Tweeter Tube:

Marshall is a verifiable moron. As a congressman, he joined the Matt Gaetz led anti-impeachment shenanigans in the bowels of the Capitol. They ordered pizza that day: I bet Marshall likes pineapple *and* anchovies on his pie.

On Dipshit Insurrection Day, Marshall was one of seven senators who voted to reject the election results. This decertification moment proves that the Kansas Kretin is a certifiable moron.

In his hot mic moment, Dr. Fauci spoke the truth by calling a moron a moron. Was he channeling Jeff Garlin as Murray Goldberg?

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Wow, man, did the guy who made that GIF take a hit or seven from Aqua Buddha’s bong? The post I just linked to is a good example of my writing circa 2010. I’d forgotten that I used to call him Weird Rand. Aqua Buddha forever.

Freedom, man.

The last word goes to The Beatles with the song that should be the HELP committee’s theme song:

The Blame Game

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Everyone is up in arms against the Biden administration because of the rapid spread of the Omicron variant. Focusing solely on the administration only obscures what the real exacerbating issues are.

First, and maybe most importantly, Omicron is a game changer. It evades the immunity conferred by vaccination so it is spreading to many, many more people than any previous iteration of Covid. There is literally nothing that the Biden administration could have done to prevent its existence.

Second, the lazy mainstream media, which is still collectively angry at Biden for leaving Afghanistan, fetishisizes the stupidest shit, like home rapid tests, which are USELESS UNLESS YOU ARE SYMPTOMATIC. So now we are going to get a bunch of home tests, a huge waste of money because most people don’t understand that they are only useful if you are visibly sick. And then the media will bash Biden for that too. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Third, there has not been a concerted effort across the government urging vaccination, masking, and social distancing. That is because one party, the GOP, is a death cult with a finely-tuned propaganda machine. For every exhortation from the anti-Covid crowd, there are 30 from the death cult. The end result is that a big chunk of people then is always primed to do the thing that harms the US.  And because it’s now an ingrained, knee-jerk response on their part there’s no way to reach them.

You can’t reach those people because they can’t think critically. That’s why the GOP has been hellbent for a few decades now on killing public education. Deliberately underfunding schools means that teachers have to spend more time on simple academic survival, and that erases time spent teaching kids how to think critically.

And that’s also why the GOP is so intent on banning books—if you can’t read a book that might make you think, then crisis averted. But without critical thinking skills citizens become passive recipients of the propaganda meant to make them angry at the people who are actually trying to help them, for example it’s Joe Biden’s fault that his legislative agenda has stalled when in reality there is nothing a president can do to force a lawmaker to change their position on an issue. So instead of putting pressure on recalcitrant lawmakers, people just blame Biden and move on.

Lack of critical thinking also makes people cynical, and cynical people don’t vote. The media keeps setting up unrealistic expectations that the Biden administration can’t meet, so when the expectations aren’t met they become another presidential disappointment. For example, the media has been abuzz these last few days about the possibility of filibuster reform and the passage of strong voting rights protection, no one ever just tells the truth:  it’s dead in the water because the Democrats don’t have enough votes for it and the Republicans only do things that hurt the US.

The lack of critical thinking extends to liberals, too. Think back to some of the reactions to the House commemoration of the Dipshit Insurrection. So-called liberal twitter was more upset about Nancy Pelosi playing a clip from Hamilton than what actually fucking happened a year ago. This is part of a larger movement where random liberals are attacked for saying something cheesy for corny, even if what they say has nothing to do with how the government is run.

See, being corny or cheesy is off limits to the cynics because it’s important to ridicule people who express hope. Because if you extinguish everyone’s hope then the world remains mired In your miserable worldview and you don’t have to acknowledge the anger you feel over what the GOP is doing. And if you don’t have to feel that anger, you don’t channel that energy into political action.

This cynicism push is led by the newest incarnation of GOP shit stirrers. They used to be Bernie Bros who mysteriously became Trumpers after the Democratic Primaries were over. This time they are faux progressives. It’s widespread and it hurts the Democratic Party, and I don’t know what to do about it.

But my husband and I are on our first vacation in 9 years, so I’ll think about that tomorrow. Or next week when we’re back home. Greetings from Key West and joy be with you all.

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Album Cover Art Wednesday: Think Tank

This cover for Blur’s 2003 album Think Tank is by the legendary street artist, Banksy. The original art work was taken to the Banksy and sold at auction 4 years later for 75K quid.

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Here’s the whole damn UK album via YouTube.

Malaka Of The Week: Christopher Key

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There’s so much crazy in the country right now that I can’t keep up. I completely missed the traveling freak show staged by an anti-Vax dipshit from Alabama named Christopher Key.  He toured the country threatening to “execute Democrat governors” with a flamethrower or one of the other weapons in his arsenal. He claims jurisdiction as the head of the Vaccine Police. I am not making this up.

Now Key is advocating a novel albeit gross cure for COVID. And that is why Christopher Key is malaka of the week.

Malaka Key provides his back story on his web site:

My name is Christopher Key, I have owned a health club called Steel City Fitness, which specialized in health and wellness, and co-owned SWATS, a company with its own controversy. I also started a company called Health Management Systems that utilized a device that measures body fat.

I have been on the cover of Sports Illustrated, and I helped professional athletes and the public without drugs, chemicals, and surgery until the government came and seized everything he owned and shut me down. This happened seven years ago.

I was recently fired from my job of six years for being a patriot and standing against a tyrannical school board in Alabama. Because of these efforts, the mask mandate was lifted, and kids will not have to provide proof of inoculation to return to in-person learning in the fall.

Fired for being a patriot? Is that a thing in Alabama? Who knew? Does dipshit Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville know about this? All I have are questions.

In addition to making specious claims about the COVID vaccines as “bio-weapons” on his web site, Malaka Key hawks many products of dubious merit including deer antler spray and laetrile. The latter was a hot fake cancer cure back in the 1970’s. Deer antler spray apparently makes one virile but for who or what? I am not going there: every time I make an Aggie joke I get in trouble.

It’s time to reveal Christopher Key’s “cure for COVID” which is a disgusting as it is specious: DRINK YOUR OWN URINE. Again, I am not making this up.

The Daily Beast has been all over Kay’s malakatude quest so it’s only fitting to quote an entry from the Cheat Sheet:

“The antidote that we have seen now, and we have tons and tons of research, is urine therapy. OK, and I know to a lot of you this sounds crazy, but guys, God’s given us everything we need,” Key said in a video posted over the weekend on his Telegram account after being released from jail over a trespassing charge. “This has been around for centuries,” he added. “When I tell you this, please take it with a grain of salt,” the anti-vaccine advocate warned while saying people might now think he is “cray cray.” “Now drink urine!” he continued. “This vaccine is the worst bioweapon I have ever seen,” he concluded. “I drink my own urine!”

That’s going to be a tough sell: even Trumpers are unlikely to drink their own pee and they’re dumb enough to believe the BIG LIE.

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