Lim's election-selection poem

As you've heard, Vladimir Putin's party has 'won' the Russian elections and Lim has taken pen-in-paw to scratch out a ditty from a kitty!

Rah Rah Rah! Vlad's won again
president since way back when
'99 to oh-oh-seven
over there in commie heaven

Democratic? not so much
for he has that despot touch
cheating isn't winning still
handy while you raid the till

Russian voters like his style
he'll be 'round for quite a while
George and Vladdie once together
soulful eyes and warmer weather

Now it's ice and snow descending
rulers' reigns are never-ending
just in Russia fraud you see?
watch out for democracy.

Lim


Good advice, Lim! It's to be seen in Nov 2008 how "irregular" our own election-selection turns out to be. Rove's at work on it now...jc


Image of Topaz looking studious: compliments of my favorite photo snapper, Maya.

A Muscovite Kitten in Maine

As Vladimir Putin and George Bush were throwing down at the Bush family compound by the sea in Kennebunckport, Maine, Mr.A.Cat was phoning in this fur-ruffler which I am just now publishing:


A Muscovite Kitten in Maine
can water the shrub once again
his critics are shot
or given a lot
of poison to snuff their refrain.

The eye-gazing cats caught a fish
to bake up a dee-licious dish
of fascism stew
it's waiting for you
all bitter and hot as you wish.

Their meeting will gets lots of spin
depends on the cycle you're in
have Google retrieve it
but you won't believe it
when Putin and Bush start to grin.

So what can we do with the boys
who make all that bolshevik noise?
let's get them together
with tar and with feather
and take away all of their toys.


Mr.A.Cat

A Cat Phoned the Old FDA

It's not for certain that it was Mr.A.Cat making the call, but he's very concerned about the lax pet food safety in this country and has let us know in no uncertain terms...and you can see that Dame Cybil, an old colleague of Mr.A, is quite viciously upset with the FDA and about cheap global ingredients and their sorry consequences:



A cat phoned the old FDA
he had a few bon mots to say
to blame China now
for spiking our chow
won't serve all our fears to allay.

With plastics put into our gluten
you poison us like Vladdie Putin
the FDA now
is no cat's meow
just lazy and too high-fallutin'.



Mr.A.Cat, on behalf of innocent kitties (and puppies) everywhere