Heather B. ArmstrongVerified account

@dooce

NYTimes Bestselling Author and creator of ᖱooce® "The Valedictorian of Being Dead: The True Story of Dying Ten Times to Live" available April 23rd

Salt Lake City
dooce.com
Joined April 2007
Born July 19
381 Photos and videos Photos and videos

Tweets

You blocked @dooce

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @dooce

  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 26

    In which you’ll learn about my book, my boyfriend, and my bull head stud earrings. 📖 Dying to beat depression: how 10 induced comas saved a blogger's life

    13 replies 26 retweets 165 likes
    Undo
  2. Aug 7

    But I watched First Blood. I would know what to do.

    seriously though most of you would wet your pants at the sight of a single feral hog
    11 likes
    Undo
  3. Aug 7

    Oh, the temptation to wade into this conversation.

    Replying to @newnamenoah @a49ersfreak @IntoRainbowz
    You’re totally overblowing what I said. I never said it necessarily did but I only said that self touching your own male parts makes you used to touching male parts. I’m not saying it 100% causes same sex behavior.
    6 replies 16 likes
    Undo
  4. Aug 4

    My dude. I think you got sold some bad weed.

    In the past 48hrs, the USA horrifically lost 34 people to mass shootings. On average, across any 48hrs, we also lose… 500 to Medical errors 300 to the Flu 250 to Suicide 200 to Car Accidents 40 to Homicide via Handgun Often our emotions respond more to spectacle than to data.
    1 reply 2 retweets 75 likes
    Undo
  5. Aug 4

    I am sitting in the Netherlands watching with them as you heartless, soulless monsters spout this kind of completely moronic idiocy. And you are an embarrassment to humanity. Either grow some balls or a brain.

    For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. Sadly, there are some issues, like homelessness and these shootings, where we simply don't have all the answers.
    Show this thread
    1 reply 7 retweets 57 likes
    Undo
  6. Aug 2

    Our Uber driver in Amsterdam yesterday is finishing his second graduate degree in aviation engineering. He was born in Afghanistan, immigranted here when his father was killed by the Taliban. His mother lives with him. What you learn when you say hello and mean it.

    4 replies 5 retweets 174 likes
    Undo
  7. Jul 29

    This. This is my favorite tweet of the year. It won and it’s still only July.

    BERJAYA
    you think the scooters are out of control in the US and then you get to paris
    1 retweet 29 likes
    Undo
  8. Jul 27

    A man just explained directions to me in French for five minutes and I understood every word and I felt like I crossed over. Is this where God lives? I can’t see. Where is everyone?

    9 replies 159 likes
    Undo
  9. Retweeted
    Jul 26

    Check out this : The Valedictorian of Being Dead: The True Story of Dying Ten Times to Live where shares her experience as one of only a few people to participate in an experimental treatment for depression that worked for her

    BERJAYA
    1 retweet 7 likes
    Undo
  10. Jul 25

    Happiest of birthdays to , the father of my two girls. Thank you for your generosity these last few months and for working with me to make this work. You are beloved to me. ❤️

    9 replies 201 likes
    Undo
  11. Jul 25

    8 likes
    Undo
  12. Jul 25

    OH MY GOD. It is every degree here.

    BERJAYA
    9 replies 21 likes
    Undo
  13. Jul 24

    For my mom: Every photo of me from this trip looks like her. Especially this one. And I am here, alive, only because of her. She is the mother so many desperately wished they had, and I have her. 💙💙 (sorry I had to mess with the Mormon dudes, Mom, but I know you were laughing)

    BERJAYA
    1 reply 1 retweet 80 likes
    Undo
  14. Jul 24

    Yes, and so is throwing around misogynistic bullshit on the Internet. Oh, and access to the Internet. Oh, And being alive to do that. Oh, and having the *time* to do that. Oh, and having a device to do that. Denied to many. And still. No church should ever be burned down.

    Replying to @dooce
    Getting old is a priviledge denied to many.
    1 reply 2 retweets 21 likes
    Undo
  15. Retweeted
    Jul 23

    I know some of you don’t think Mercury Retrograde is real, but I would love to see you tell this Mercury Retrograde that to its face.

    38 replies 48 retweets 420 likes
    Undo
  16. Jul 24

    You got it all wrong. I’m not a journalist. I’m a hack. Details matter.

    So an old, white, divorced, historically illiterate, affluent, exmormon, female journalist holds the burning of a chapel from her former religion contemptuously? And she can hardly keep her shit together when people ably call her out on her nonsense? I’m shocked. SHOCKED!
    Show this thread
    2 replies 16 likes
    Undo
  17. Jul 23

    I’m inside avoiding a heat wave hitting Paris and white Mormon dudes who! are! so! mad! at! me! are super easy to mess with! Who knew. That was the most fun I’ve had on Twitter in years. I don’t normally interact here, so that was thrilling. They can’t stop, won’t stop. 👋🏻

    14 replies 96 likes
    Undo
  18. Jul 23

    I condemn elevating white people’s problems over the marginalized and disenfranchised. No church building should ever be burned OBVIOUSLY.

    Replying to @dooce @Laurathecellist and 3 others
    Do you condone or condemn the burning of Church buildings?
    8 replies 35 likes
    Undo
  19. Jul 23

    Hey , this member is representing you well.

    Replying to @dooce
    BAHAHAHAHAAH!!! Do those "physics" explain why no one who follows you cares about your tweets?
    3 replies 1 retweet 18 likes
    Undo
  20. Jul 23

    . I know these people aren’t your people. You are the living face of the church I once loved. If they had only a fraction of your generosity and humility this religion would make sense to me and so many others.

    How in the world does have 1.2 million followers? Her tweet quality is absolute dogsh*t, and her interactions are comparable to mine. But lol of course she loves BCC.
    5 replies 2 retweets 43 likes
    Undo
  21. Jul 23

    Behold: White, male, American Mormon. Good work.

    Replying to @dooce @JAEbberts @brittnm96
    Are you positive none of those comas caused brain damage?
    2 replies 3 retweets 22 likes
    Undo

@dooce hasn't Tweeted yet.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·