Title: My Bare Lady
Author: King Coral
Cover artist: Uncredited
From The Doug Peterson Collection (recent addition)
Best things about this cover:
- Eliza Wear-Little! [pats self on back, whispers 'nailed it.']
- Lose the evil-octopus wig, put the pants *on*, ditch the belly-scratching doofus, and we're in business!
- Best word on this cover: "desert."
- This cover looks like it's covered in a horrible white film. I know. I KNOW. Gross.
- King Coral! I loved her 1971 album, "Tapas Tree."
Best things about this back cover:
- One of the greatest taglines of all time.
- Ordinary women know nothing of Naked. Nothing! Why, it involves lotions, unguents, pulleys, dry ice, oxen ...
- Teacher of tricks! For my first trick ... Disappearing Dignity!
Page 123~
Light, tender, soft little caresses and moist warm kisses were bestowed and received by our bodys, with no force, and no searching.
Come for the passive voice, stay for the improper pluralization!
~RP
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