Slab's First Fist 17 : the Decision

" and the winner... by stoppage is..DONALD, THE RAPTOR....BASTARD!!"

Bobby Bigloaf is up and cheering his cartoon hero. He rushes to congratulate him.

The vanquished Slab and his ruined pooberty fists skulk away in shame.

Bobby gives a Donald a well-practiced, furry-worthy-man-hug as Big John looks down with pride at the scene of youthful joy. There's nothing like a good dose of violence to warm the heart of any decent red-blooded boy!
"Gee Mr. Cartoon Bastard," squeals Bobby, "you sure showed those bullies!"
Then the poor little future cartoon-scribe laments his own natural wimpiness. "Gosh, I was wish I could kick some bully butt like you, but I'm just a little old defenseless fatty."
Big John has the answer: "Bobby, you don't have to work out for 10 years to get a black belt in self-defense! We need you eating potato chips and writing superhero comic books!
What you do need is this fancy-ass official Donald Bastard T shirt! No one's gonna mess with you in a manly shirt like this!

Bobby quickly tears the sweat-stained white shirt off of his smooth shiny chest...

To be continued...

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My Hero, Fedor

Who would have thought the best fighter in the world was also a cartoonist?!
Who knows, maybe he has other secret talents too. I vote him president of world culture.






This is the great Fedor Emelianenko - the most fun fighter in the world to watch.
The guy fights in every style, thinks like a scientist and artist at the same time.
What's extra cool is he never shows emotion. He just analyzes his opponent and then takes him apart.
Look at him take out Mark "The Hammer" Coleman.




Obviously Fedor does have much emotion because he puts it into his cartoons.
He just doesn't give it away in the ring. He won all these fights, by the way, and in very entertaining ways.



Somewhere I have a drawing I did of him for a new idea for a cartoon series, but I can't seem to find it. I'll do more then.



HOW CARTOONISTS NEED TO TRAIN FROM NOW ON