Johnnie Cochran couldn’t handle the truth, so he sued me for $10M

February 5, 2016 | 12:06am

Johnnie Cochran got away with it. The late lawyer warped the United States criminal justice system in a successful quest to free the rich, famous — and, I believe, guilty...

Don’t blame Republicans for #OscarsSoWhite

January 31, 2016 | 11:30pm

Suppose they gave an Oscars ceremony and nobody came? Or rather, suppose they threw another tedious, self-congratulatory Hollywood circle jerk — and just a few white people showed up? This...

Film shows Carlos Danger is still in need of a good whacking

January 26, 2016 | 1:47am

Just call me Carlita Danger! I was shocked to my skivvies. Globs spewed from my nose. How is it that I, a boring, monogamous and technophobic dame whose idea of...

Circumcision ‘intactivists’ don’t want you (or your kids) to get snipped

January 25, 2016 | 12:26am

Anthony Losquadro is passionate about his penis. “I think about it all the time,’’ the 50-year-old Long Island bodybuilder, real estate manager and married dad of a boy and a...

Hunky ex-Marine Adam Driver is the hero Hollywood needs

January 18, 2016 | 1:13am

He’s a breath of fresh air in rancid Hollywood, a guy who’s not too busy, egotistical or unpatriotic to give his time, energy and talent to those who need it....

Rock ’n’ roll died with David Bowie

January 15, 2016 | 1:08am

He made the world a better place for rebels, oddballs and misfits like me — who lacked the coordination or temperament to master disco dancing or blow-dry stubborn hair into...

Madonna is the world’s worst celebrity parent

January 11, 2016 | 12:26am

Pop slut Madonna is 57 years old and clearly hates it. The diva of degradation has drawn attention to her talentless self by donning bondage gear while compulsively flashing her...

Hillary Clinton is running the most sexist campaign ever

January 8, 2016 | 2:44am

Hillary Clinton is waging the most sexist campaign in the history of presidential contests by showing up, dumbing down, girling up, and pretending that her husband’s sexual indiscretions — past,...

Stop using women as human incubators!

December 21, 2015 | 1:05am

I support abortion rights. I think Republican presidential contender Carly Fiorina should hang her head in shame for promoting the fiction that Planned Parenthood sells baby body parts to the...

Be worried about Muslim judge’s liberal agenda, not her religion

December 18, 2015 | 12:40am

From the reaction, one would think this woman was advocating for human sacrifice, not sending a loud and proud message about her Muslim faith. Carolyn Walker-Diallo was sworn in as...