CATAGORIES: FASCINATING,GENERAL NONSENSE,i love it when this happens,IRAQ & AFGHANISTAN,ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PROFOUND STUPIDITY,MILITARY — DaneBramage @ 3:50 pm

A long while back when the Jug was young, there was a thread on creating weapons to successfully fight Jihadists.  There were several brilliant suggestions. One I remember devising whilst in a severely inebriated state, was the “Pork Gut Bazooka”. This would be standard anti-tank weapons with projectiles comprised of the viscera of a porcine origin. Naturally, I thought this genius and should be  implemented immediately because of the disdain of what is considered an unclean and an holy beast by the extremists of this certain faith. From my understanding such an assault would prevent the targets from their expected reward of entrance into heaven and therefore,  the inherit benefits of dying while fighting Jihad. Upon knowing of these weapons the opponents would immediately surrender and the War would have ended by the end of 2006.

It seems that a variation of this theme has just hit the market.  I will be consulting my attorney post haste.