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Russian separatists order Jews to register in east Ukraine http://usat.ly/1j7b2en  via @usatoday

How come only fat people get a pass for being sweaty? Sweaty rights for all!

@ZenonEvans Stay strong, pizza people. We're keeping your scrumptious suggestions in mind as we continue to expand the products we offer.

@jilliankuzma Thanks for sending that my way - I owe you one.

Will @GoogleShopEx deliver pizzas?

I don't care at all about Game of Thrones. What I really want to know is what's up with George RR Martin's choice in hats.

Your honor, I admit that I cannot see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Idea: Ukraine should hire the Bundy Ranch posse to secure the eastern border.

@MarkTrueblood Reporting on his strange habits =/= vilification.

@MarkTrueblood I didn't accuse Carney of being a communist or even sympathizing with communists, but he does collect their propaganda.

@MarkTrueblood Does Carney not? And is it incorrect to describe the USSR as such? These are statements of fact.

@MarkTrueblood Please point me to the sentences that vilify Carney.

@elektromoskva Will do, thank you!