McCain: Made of Fail

McCain Says Tax, Spending Cuts Will Spark Economy:

McCain, 71, earlier this week laid out an economic plan in which he calls for new tax cuts and spending reductions as a prescription for continued economic growth. The economy has emerged as the top issue in the election campaign, as growth has slowed over the past six months, the jobless rate rose to 5.1 percent last month and housing starts dropped to a 17-year low.

Notwithstanding the current slowdown, he said, "the fundamentals of America's economy are strong" because of increased exports and innovation.

FAIL.

And not just a little fail, either. Massive fail constructed from grade-A failery, with lots of little faily bits all over it.

McCain has vowed to bring the federal budget into balance before leaving office if he is elected president while at the same time cutting taxes for businesses and individuals.

Also: Unicorns for every American! Wheeeeeeeeee!