Verging on shutdown

Bravely the House soldiers on toward a government shutdown at midnight Monday night, proud in its assertions that it knows best for the country, the other half of the legislative branch is full of traitors and knaves and the President is beyond the pale (heh heh! Get the joke?).

The Senate and the White House reacted with disgust.

Mr. Reid made it clear that failure was inevitable. “After weeks of futile political games from Republicans, we are still at Square 1,” he said. “We continue to be willing to debate these issues in a calm and rational atmosphere. But the American people will not be extorted by Tea Party anarchists.”

The White House was just as blunt. “Any member of the Republican Party who votes for this bill is voting for a shutdown,” the press secretary, Jay Carney, said in a written statement.

It’s astonishing, pathetic, and frustrating. We have a rump group of Tea Party Republicans in the House who are entirely sure of their own righteousness and who are willing to destroy the country (that’s next, when the debt ceiling battle begins in October), assured that they’re doing The Right Thing according to Rand, Norquist, Hayek, Milton Friedman or somebody. And because there are about 80 of them, they can do that.

Speaker Boehner is a stupid or selfish man

He or his office groused after hearing President Obama warn the House not to shut down the government

“The House will take action that reflects the fundamental fact that Americans don’t want a government shutdown and they don’t want the train wreck that is Obamacare,” Boehner spokesman Brendan Buck said in a statement. “Grandstanding from the president, who refuses to even be a part of the process, won’t bring Congress any closer to a resolution.”

John, buddy, he’s got no one to negotiate with even if he wanted to. The Senate is on board with the continuing resolution funding the government through November 15; it’s just that legislative body of which you’re ostensibly Speaker which can’t get its act together. Since you’ve given over your nominal authority over the House to Senator Ted Cruz of Texas (or perhaps he’s just taken it), maybe you should try to reclaim it and then tell your Caucus you’ll just get enough votes for passage from the Democrats.

But you won’t do that because a) you want to keep your job as Speaker and that would enrage your Tea Party members and b) you’ve lost whatever feeling you once had about public service which prompted you to run for the House in the first place.

Election nullification?

The GOP issued a list of demands it wants met before it will sign on to a continuing resolution to keep the government running. It’s interesting: it more or less matches the Romney campaign’s platform.

. . . we have congressional Republicans, who think they’ve found a way for the GOP to present a policy platform to the nation, watch it get rejected, and then implement [it] anyway — as if election results are a mere suggestion that our elected policymakers should ignore as part of an extortion scheme.

Reprehensible doesn’t cover it. Despicable doesn’t cover it. Treasonous might. The last time an American political party tried this 600,000 people died.

Mr. Cruz, he crazy!

I have nothing to add to this headline

Cruz Likens Obamacare Defunding Skeptics To Nazi Appeasers

other than to suggest that Ted Cruz has no desire to be a legislator and that he’s only using his Senate term as a springboard from which he can launch campaigns for higher office, whether Texas Governor or President of the United States. If he wanted to legislate he wouldn’t be infuriating every other member of the Senate on both sides of the aisle.

I don’t think they’ll ever learn

Half of Colorado is floating away and its Congressional delegation is unanimous in requesting Federal disaster relief.

Every member of Colorado’s congressional delegation, Republicans and Democrats, has come together to request emergency federal relief as our state recovers from this enormous natural disaster. Gov. John Hickenlooper has already stated that federal relief legislation may potentially be necessary to provide the funding the state needs to address the damage done. The damage to roads and bridges alone is estimated to be many times the state’s annual transportation budget.

Fine, happy to help. Just out of curiosity, though, how did your delegation feel when half of New Jersey was washed away by Hurricane Sandy? “How many Colorado Republicans voted against Sandy aid? Literally all of them.”

When it happens to you it’s desperate and you need all the federal money you can get. When it happens to other people, it’s “Too bad, so sad, buzz off.”

Just wanted to get that straight.

Car Reg Fees

The registration cost for the 1997 Geo in 2011 was $178.42. That was the last time I registered that car. Last year it was my first with the 2005 Mini. It cost $274.35. Surprise, surprise, the dollars didn’t change this year; it remained $274.35. That’s still a bit of a sticker shock considering the consistently hundred-buck lower amount for the Geo, though.

Flu shot, 2013 edition

I feel about flu shots and the inevitable sore shoulder I get after being vaccinated the way Archie Goodwin felt about mornings:

I would appreciate it if they would call a halt on all their devoted efforts to find a way to abolish war or eliminate disease or run trains with atoms or extend the span of human life to a couple of centuries, and everybody concentrate for a while on how to wake me up in the morning without my resenting it. It may be that a bevy of beautiful maidens in pure silk yellow very sheer gowns, barefooted, singing Oh, What a Beautiful Morning and scattering rose petals over me would do the trick, but I’d have to try it.

Yes, I got one today.

The Dodgers win the Pennant! The Dodgers win the Pennant!

Apologies to Russ Hodges for appropriating his language from 1951.

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Dodgers closer Kenley Jensen and catcher A.J. Ellis celebrate after the final out in a 7-6 victory over the Diamondbacks at Chase Field in Phoenix on Thursday afternoon. (Wally Skalij / Los Angeles Times / September 19, 2013)

After the final out some of the Dodgers ran out to centerfield and jumped into the pool beyond the fence there in Phoenix.