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1. #1
   On May 30th, 2012 at 9:57 pm, wildcat84 said:

   I don’t know which I find more unbelievable: Her claims of Cherokee heritage or her claim that her womb ever bore life and her breasts ever nurtured it.

2. #2
   On May 30th, 2012 at 10:03 pm, TomB said:

   It’s about time that Ward Churchill’s star pupil is finally making her mark in the world.

3. #3
   On May 30th, 2012 at 10:16 pm, Stacy said:

   Can we say she’s really ‘milking’ her special status?

4. #4
   On May 30th, 2012 at 10:22 pm, AmericanGirl30 said:

   I REALLY hope that some mom who was nursing when she took the bar exam earlier than Warren comes out of the woodwork real soon! That would be the icing on the cake!

5. #5
   On May 30th, 2012 at 10:26 pm, granite said:

   First nursing mother to take a bar exam in New Jersey

   Sounds like one of those meaningless, made-up stats that you hear now and then at a slow time during a basketball or baseball game broadcast…the kind that is worse than the alternative – dead air:

   “Yeah, Phil, I was just told by our statistican Mike that (random athlete here) is the first small forward to get twelve points, 3 assists, and 3 rebounds from 8:30 to 8:50pm on a Friday night in a month with no “R” in it while wearing red B-ball shoes, the day after having a 4-egg omelette, bacon, and hash browns for supper,” and on and on and on….

6. #6
   On May 30th, 2012 at 10:42 pm, love2rumba said:

   Warren reminds me of the ‘Commander McFlag’ character from the ‘Rocky and Bullwinkle Show’ who had been anywhere and everywhere…

7. #7
   On May 30th, 2012 at 11:10 pm, HarryBailey said:

   On May 30th, 2012 at 9:57 pm, wildcat84 said:
   I don’t know which I find more unbelievable: Her claims of Cherokee heritage or her claim that her womb ever bore life and her breasts ever nurtured it.

   What a bizarre and vicious thing to say.

   Because you have different political views, she must be barren?

   Get a grip.

8. #8
   On May 30th, 2012 at 11:16 pm, CO2 Producer said:

   The traditional papoose was too cumbersome to bring to the bar exam, so she went back to her other roots and used a nursing sling made from alpaca wool like her ancestral Peruvian great-great-great-grandcousin thrice removed who nursed while working the fields in the valleys of the Andes Mountains back in the day.

9. #9
   On May 30th, 2012 at 11:23 pm, Republicanvet said:

   “A Marxist,breast-feeding Cherokee Indian Senate candidate taking a bar exam.”

   That plagiarizes writes great recipes including crab dishes harkening to her crab spearing ancestors. All the greatest statesman-like qualities a discerning voter should be looking for. /sarc
   …or raving leftists.

10. #10
    On May 30th, 2012 at 11:24 pm, right_on said:

    “I was the first nursing mother to take a bar exam in the state of New Jersey,” Warren told an audience at the Chicago Humanities Festival in 2011

    So, Elizabeth walks in to a bar, approaches a drunk, then whips out her hooters…

    Please…somebody make it stop!

11. #11
    On May 30th, 2012 at 11:28 pm, Republicanvet said:

    On May 30, 2012 at 09:10 pm, HarryBailey said:
    

    On May 30th, 2012 at 9:57 pm, wildcat84 said:
    I don’t know which I find more unbelievable: Her claims of Cherokee heritage or her claim that her womb ever bore life and her breasts ever nurtured it.

    What a bizarre and vicious thing to say.

    Because you have different political views, she must be barren?

    Get a grip.

    It IS bizarre. Libs are usually spawned under a rock in the barnyard.

12. #12
    On May 31st, 2012 at 12:22 am, Hangfire said:

    On May 30th, 2012 at 10:26 pm, granite said:
    Yeah, Phil, I was just told by our statistican Mike that (random athlete here) is the first small forward to get twelve points, 3 assists, and 3 rebounds from 8:30 to 8:50pm on a Friday night in a month with no “R” in it while wearing red B-ball shoes, the day after having a 4-egg omelette, bacon, and hash browns for supper,” and on and on and on….

    Random, hell.

    That was LaMonte Uskevich, Knicks, 1966.

13. #13
    On May 31st, 2012 at 12:51 am, Member-VRWC said:

    When asked how Warren knows that, her campaign said: “Elizabeth was making a point about the very serious challenges she faced as a working mom — from taking an all-day bar exam when she was still breast-feeding, to finding work as a lawyer that would accommodate a mom with two small children.”

    Let’s allow that Fauxcahontas had “serious challenges” as a working mom. That answer doesn’t address the question of how she knows she’s “the first woman to blah-blah-blah.”

    So if “serious challenges” is all she’s got, then she’s still in the business of making up crap about herself without a shred of evidence. This is simply the Pow Wow Chow recipes, part two.

    And let’s face it, a lot of women raising children have overcome serious challenges relating to carving out a career that were far more daunting than taking an all-day bar exam or finding a job as a lawyer, so Dances with Lies isn’t so special after all.

    Come on, Massachusetts! This woman is grasping for attention in a way that screams she is mentally ill or a grifter of the first order. You would consider such a person a suitable senator? Oh wait, you did elect The Swimmer to 8 terms. Never mind.

14. #14
    On May 31st, 2012 at 12:56 am, DonkeyHoatie said:

    Everybody’s equal.

    Unless you’re a Native American. Or 1/32 one.

    Unless you’re a nursing mother. That makes you a special case also.

    Yup. Equality. That’s what the law is all about. Yessirree.

15. #15
    On May 31st, 2012 at 1:16 am, bodfish said:

    A quick Google yielded the first woman graduated from South Jersey Law School (Rutgers Law School) in 1936.
    Further, that in New Jersey, first law graduate woman was 1910.

    Surely, in all that time Lieawatha is not the only law student with a child.

    Liar for cheap effect.

16. #16
    On May 31st, 2012 at 2:01 am, stuckinIL4now said:

    Wow, there’s the badge of honor that tops my list of badges of honor I’d like to wear, er, suffer …

17. #17
    On May 31st, 2012 at 2:04 am, happy2behere said:

    Giving the benefit of the doubt:
    1. Maybe possibly 1/32 Cherokee
    2. First nursing mother to take the bar exam in NJ
    This is supposed to persuade us to vote for her?

18. #18
    On May 31st, 2012 at 4:05 am, Bruce said:

    On May 31st, 2012 at 2:04 am, happy2behere said:

    Giving the benefit of the doubt:
    1. Maybe possibly 1/32 Cherokee
    2. First nursing mother to take the bar exam in NJ
    This is supposed to persuade us to vote for her?

    According the Democrats … yes! It realy doesn’t matter what she says claims anyway – the people of Taxachucets will vote for her. They voted for the murderer Kennedy, didn’t they?

19. #19
    On May 31st, 2012 at 5:32 am, redgypsy said:

    Oh for Pete’s sake, Elizabeth–women have been nursing babies and doing things all day long for…well, a long time. Why would that qualify you for any elected office? The fact that you’re “like regular women”?

    Oh wait. That makes you a “victim”, doesn’t it. Protected status!!

20. #20
    On May 31st, 2012 at 5:39 am, peteee said:

    might she also be the first 1/32nd fake cherokee, milking mom, who was laughed off the ballot?

21. #21
    On May 31st, 2012 at 7:25 am, single stack said:

    I’m confused. Is she claiming that she took with the exam with a baby latched onto her nipple?
    How is breastfeeding while taking an exam relevant to her qualifications for the office she’s seeking?

22. #22
    On May 31st, 2012 at 8:34 am, squeaker1 said:

    Who was the first person to SIT for the NJ Bar Exam while suffering from hemorrhoids? That would be someone worth honoring.

23. #23
    On May 31st, 2012 at 8:52 am, Old Country Boy said:

    Instapundit had a nice story about a lady (possibly his wife) that made the drive to the bar exam location, took the exams, etc, all while wet nursing her baby. This is not especially new or unique with princess elizabeth (Cherokees did not have princesses).

24. #24
    On May 31st, 2012 at 8:55 am, mondamay said:

    Was she also the first nursing mother on the cover of Time?

25. #25
    On May 31st, 2012 at 8:58 am, Truesoldier said:

    This is starting to sound like a the scene in Austin Powers in which Dr. Evil explains his life:

    Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it

26. #26
    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:01 am, Marc said:

    The rank mendacity of Elizabeth Warren is astounding. No state bar examining committee asks women whether they are pregnant, have children or how many children or the age of the children. If any state bar examining committee did such a thing, the EEOC and the Justice Department would come down on them like a hammer on nails. So there is no way to prove Warren’s claim. But more important for Warren, there is no way to disprove Warren’s boast unless an enterprising reporter gets a list of women who have taken the NJ bar exam and interviews them one by one. Without doubt, there would be other women who took the bar exam while having toddlers at home and did not feel the need to brag the way Warren does so incessantly. Now that we know that she is the first Native American woman to teach at Harvard, the first woman to take and pass the bar exam while nursing a baby when she got home from the exam, we can expect the next boast from Warren: She was the first woman to be named Chief of the Apache Nation. No, she doesn’t have any formal record of her selection to the post of chief but for Scott Brown to question it shows Scott Brown’s lack of respect for women.
    Gosh, this is all so funny that is has me going back to the early days of the WWF and Chief Jay Strongbow.

27. #27
    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:07 am, happyscrapper said:

    If she had any credentials to actually make people want to vote for her, she wouldn’t have to resort to these tall tales and idiotic statements.

    Clearly, this woman needs sympathy and professional help, not a job in Congress. Please, we do not need another nut-job in DC!! There are more than enough there already.

28. #28
    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:10 am, Truesoldier said:

    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:01 am, Marc said: there is no way to disprove Warren’s boast unless an enterprising reporter gets a list of women who have taken the NJ bar exam and interviews them one by one.

    This could also be a question for Warren. Did she talk to every woman taking the bar exam and ask them if they were breastfeeding moms? If she answeres yes, then you could follow up with “what compelled you to ask all these women this question?”

29. #29
    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:13 am, RedDog said:

    It just keeps getting better and better. The Dollar Store cashier gets jiggy widdit.

30. #30
    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:19 am, RedDog said:

    On May 31st, 2012 at 8:58 am, Truesoldier said:

    I must say I have not tried a shorn scrotum. I would be averse to nicks and the necessary use of styptic.

31. #31
    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:23 am, jsr said:

    Clearly Lies Through Teeth is part of the 1% so why should she expect anybody to give her credit for for her success, even if it involved significant sacrifice. After all in her own words

    “There is nobody in this country who got rich on his own. Nobody”

    Instead of complaining about her struggles she should be thanking the rest of us for her success.

32. #32
    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:23 am, thejim said:

    Do we think that EVEN Massachusetts voters won’t elect an obvious fraud such as Liz?

33. #33
    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:30 am, RedDog said:

    On May 30th, 2012 at 11:28 pm, Republicanvet said:
    … It IS bizarre. Libs are usually spawned under a rock in the barnyard.

    Actually they are an endangered species much like the Shakers, although for different reasons. Their world view requires that they copulate frequently, religiously, immediately destroying any products of conception which may ensue. In this case it is an anomaly that a child apparently “made it” through the gauntlet. Prior permission certainly would have been required as this event potentially challenges the security of the City.

34. #34
    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:31 am, Laree said:

    I don’t get it, now Warren is pandering to the La Leche League?

    I know that sounds Latino so she thinks she’s pandering to a minority group? Someone needs to tell Warren the group’s membership has nothing to do with minority status so in a way just like her

35. #35
    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:38 am, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah, First female law professor to give a unicorn a handy in the Harvard faculty lounge . . . . Another unverifiable undocumented first in leftist history! When will this nonsense stop??!! Surely the Taxachussetts electorate isn’t this dumb, are they??!! She wants to be one of the hundred of our best and brightest representative here in ole DC. Boy are we in trouble.

36. #36
    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:40 am, Laree said:

    Warren says she told schools of heritage
    Acknowledges identifying as Native American after hirings

    Does anyone know if cooked goose was one of the recipes Liz contributed to Pow Wow Chow….just saying it looks delicious

37. #37
    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:44 am, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    Well it’s obvious to me that the root of Elizabeth’s trouble is with the New Jersey Judiciary who doesn’t award trophies to those applicants who first exhibit some sort of out of the ordinary behavior or appearance.

    Because of them we simply do not know who was the first female applicant to take the test wearing pants or not wearing a bra? Heck, we do not even know who was the first left handed person to take test!

    I propose a challenge to expert photo-shoppers, (alas, I am not..), to design a trophy for the New Jersey Judiciary to award to Elizabeth Warren. My suggestion is to delicately combine statues of Lady Justice and a nursing mother.

    Then someone good with a knife can use it as a template to whittle one out of Balsa wood.

38. #38
    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:44 am, Chris in N.Va said:

    So, Lizzie-the-Hatchet Rabbit-Warren-for-Brains has progressed (how “progressive” of her!) from being merely a blond-haired “red”-head wannabe to a world champion “tit”-twit.

    Does that mean she’s also gone from doing the back-stroke to the breast-stroke?

39. #39
    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:47 am, J-Bone said:

    I’m picturing her wearing an Indian headdress and nursing an infant while taking the bar exam.

40. #40
    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:50 am, NJ-Aviator said:

    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:47 am, J-Bone said:

    I’m picturing her wearing an Indian headdress and nursing an infant while taking the bar exam.

    All while oogling a photograph of Karl Marx.

    Such a multi-tasking socialist.

41. #41
    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:58 am, spaceycakes said:

    tomorrow she’ll be Jewish; descendant of Queen Esther or some sh*t.

42. #42
    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:59 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Isn’t that about the same time her kid chipped a tooth?

43. #43
    On May 31st, 2012 at 9:59 am, abstractmind said:

    And i’m sure that anyone else taking the bar that day wouldn’t remember a screaming, crying child that’s hungry, or this woman popping her shirt open to oblige said hungry child?

    Sounds like someone wanting attention, and nothing more. Whether she’s breast fed 3 children at the same time (which might be a feat?) or never had children in the first place, none of this represents a qualification that pertains to her job.

    Unless she really did perform a “feed 3 at once” feat, in which case she could parlay that into showing how she could multitask.

44. #44
    On May 31st, 2012 at 10:09 am, Old Country Boy said:

    If she was really cherokee, she would have got down off her horse, had her baby behind a bush, then got back on the horse with her baby and rode to the bar exam.

45. #45
    On May 31st, 2012 at 10:19 am, Marshall_Will said:

    I’d have been just fine w/ her claim she had an infant “in diapers” at her time of the exam.

    Never having had a child OR passed the bar exam, where I’m concerned, impressive enough. Why the need for over the top ‘first’ assertions?

46. #46
    On May 31st, 2012 at 10:25 am, Paratus said:

    Hey, it’s hard being a blonde haired blue eyed,33 and a 1/3 Cherokee Princess that’s the head of the Apache Nation.

    This will assure her a victory in Mass-of-Socialist.

    The question I want answered is, can she dance?

47. #47
    On May 31st, 2012 at 10:25 am, Regulus said:

    At first, with her BS “I’m-an-Indian-too” BS, I thought that Warren was just cynically dishonest.

    Now, I’m beginning to think that she’s seriously mentally ill.

    Either way, when your “campaign” amounts to either demonstrably lying to puff yourself up or, at best, making weird claims that no one can verify because they’re so weird, it speaks volumes about your party’s candidate selection process. And none of it good.

48. #48
    On May 31st, 2012 at 10:32 am, Roman Con said:

    Hey! I thought she was getting “Swift Canoed?”

49. #49
    On May 31st, 2012 at 10:55 am, sparethoughts said:

    This is so ridiculous! Who cares and what exactly is her point? Many women who breast feed currently or in the past did their jobs, went to class, volunteer postions, served in the military, took care of other children, took care of their families and took all kinds of tests. I could even name many including one who took a huge exam in labor and left to deliver her child within a few hours of arriving at the hospital. So what?? Nothing so special about that, just a choice many moms make.

50. #50
    On May 31st, 2012 at 10:56 am, Dexter Alarius said:

    She could quite possibly also be the first menstruating 1/32 Cherokee lawyer under 6-feet tall to get a ‘Faculty Parking Pass’ at Harvard!
    Somebody call Guinness!

51. #51
    On May 31st, 2012 at 11:23 am, BFC Cpl Jack said:

    Why would ANY body even make that claim? My visceral reaction is “SO WHAT!!”

    I think that she should check-in at the nearest psych-ward. Or she inherited Ted’s stash of his dad’s bootleg Scotch.

    Obviously all the attributes that qualify her for TED’S old senate seat.

52. #52
    On May 31st, 2012 at 11:49 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    So, a dyslexic senate hopeful walks into a bra…

53. #53
    On May 31st, 2012 at 12:01 pm, BFC Cpl Jack said:

    I was going to ask, “Where is Miss Cheryl” to complain about all the snarkiness and that the Dems don’t like us because of it. Then I saw that she is here in her “Harry Bailey” guise at #-7 above.

    Honestly, next time Michelle is on Fox she should do a reading of this entire thread. My sides are sore from laughing.

54. #54
    On May 31st, 2012 at 12:20 pm, spaceycakes said:

    next week she’ll claim that she was the first woman to pass a huge turd whilst playing a saxophone during the LSAT

55. #55
    On May 31st, 2012 at 12:35 pm, TigerLady said:

    Does anyone seriously listen to this woman or care what she says? We know she’s a lib liar so what else do we need to know?

56. #56
    On May 31st, 2012 at 12:41 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    On May 31st, 2012 at 12:20 pm, spaceycakes said:
    next week she’ll claim that she was the first woman to pass a huge turd whilst playing a saxophone during the LSAT

    Actually, I think that was Chap, pre-reassignment surgery.

57. #57
    On May 31st, 2012 at 12:54 pm, granite said:

    On May 31st, 2012 at 12:35 pm, TigerLady said:

    Does anyone seriously listen to this woman or care what she says? We know she’s a lib liar so what else do we need to know?

    The scary thing is that many in the ridiculous state of Massachusetts may listen to her; and may not think that she is lying; they can vote; and, most firghtening of all, their vote counts as much as yours or mine.

    Massachusetts, after all, is the state that, cra**ing on America, sent Kennedy, Frank, Studds, & Kerry to D. C., where those dangerous clowns were able to exercise power – is this a nightmare? – yes, power over us….

58. #58
    On May 31st, 2012 at 12:55 pm, granite said:

    …frightening….

59. #59
    On May 31st, 2012 at 1:25 pm, mondamay said:

    On May 31st, 2012 at 10:25 am, Regulus said: Now, I’m beginning to think that she’s seriously mentally ill.

    She’s just trying to be like her idol:

    Hillary “named-for-the-mountain-climber and pinned-down-by-sniper-fire” Clinton.

60. #60
    On May 31st, 2012 at 1:29 pm, Pidge said:

    I hate to be the cynical type but ever since the media began heavily pushing her as the greatest politician and greatest human being, it automatically raises a flag that I should not trust this person.

61. #61
    On May 31st, 2012 at 1:29 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    I hope she doesn’t sound too rational for the voters of Massachusetts who normally like their reps to be flawed…

62. #62
    On May 31st, 2012 at 1:36 pm, paulie said:

    She admits to being a working mom? That can’t sit well with liberals can it?

63. #63
    On May 31st, 2012 at 1:40 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Now, I’m beginning to think that she’s seriously mentally ill.

    So she IS qualified for Congress.

64. #64
    On May 31st, 2012 at 3:51 pm, ParasiteHunter said:

    I intend to be the first angry white male with a bald head and hazel eyes to take the Michigan Bar Exam while under the influence of MDMA, smoking a cigar, on parole for murder and with a robot as a scribe. All while in a 1971 Chevy Camaro SS in the Detroit Windsor Tunnel doing 90 mph with Led Zeppelin’s “Babe I’m Gonna Leave You” blaring at 97 db. And I will sue the state if they don’t let my late mother score my exam in heaven via a Ouiga board.

65. #65
    On May 31st, 2012 at 4:16 pm, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    At least she hasn’t claimed that she’s being ‘swift-boated’ .. (yet).

66. #66
    On May 31st, 2012 at 4:17 pm, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    AlohaGuy said: So she IS qualified for Congress.

    BINGO!

67. #67
    On May 31st, 2012 at 4:32 pm, BB said:

    Yes, but was she wearing a Burka?

68. #68
    On May 31st, 2012 at 5:04 pm, Collateral Damage said:

    Massachusetts, I’m beggin’ ya, don’t embarrass yourselves again with this woman!?!

69. #69
    On May 31st, 2012 at 5:04 pm, ParasiteHunter said:

    Her friends Lewis and Clark will be greatly disappointed in her if she is not elected to congress to push for an exploration of the 1/32nd. District of the Louisianan Purchase.

70. #70
    On May 31st, 2012 at 5:06 pm, MyrmidoNOT said:

    On May 31st, 2012 at 3:51 pm, ParasiteHunter said:

    …only works, if you are a deNOcrat…

    And would probably go better with Eve of Destruction, by Barry McGuire.

71. #71
    On May 31st, 2012 at 5:25 pm, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    Nah, 1971 would be The Who’s Next album “Goin Mobile” or “Teenage Wasteland”

72. #72
    On May 31st, 2012 at 5:39 pm, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    (oops aka Baba O’Riley!)

73. #73
    On May 31st, 2012 at 6:04 pm, MyrmidoNOT said:

    On May 31st, 2012 at 5:25 pm, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    Works for me; however, upon further reflection (since we are talking about Motor City)…how about Devil With A Blue Dress – Mitch Ryder?

74. #74
    On June 1st, 2012 at 12:02 am, Marc said:

    Elizabeth Warren today stated that she was born in a wigwam.

75. #75
    On June 1st, 2012 at 9:09 am, Dexter Alarius said:

    I hear Warren is claiming support from the Tee-Pee Party.

76. #76
    On June 1st, 2012 at 4:03 pm, steamjetKC135 said:

    On May 31st, 2012 at 3:51 pm, ParasiteHunter said:

    I intend to be the first angry white male with a bald head and hazel eyes to take the Michigan Bar Exam while under the influence of MDMA, smoking a cigar, on parole for murder and with a robot as a scribe. All while in a 1971 Chevy Camaro SS in the Detroit Windsor Tunnel doing 90 mph with Led Zeppelin’s “Babe I’m Gonna Leave You” blaring at 97 db. And I will sue the state if they don’t let my late mother score my exam in heaven via a Ouiga board.

    Bingo! I just got a new Bucket List entry! That was some funny sh*t, thank you for that!

77. #77
    On June 1st, 2012 at 6:25 pm, MacEamonn said:

    On May 30th, 2012 at 10:42 pm, love2rumba said:

    Warren reminds me of the ‘Commander McFlag’ character from the ‘Rocky and Bullwinkle Show’ who had been anywhere and everywhere…

    I was confused for a moment and then I realized you meant Commander McBragg.

    Commander McBragg — Khyber Pass