Nick DiPaolo and Artie Lange not impressed by the “music” of woman-beater Chris Brown; prefer The Who (audio)

PLUS:

Nick DiPaolo and… Scott Thompson… and some… fat, unfunny liberal woman…

Adam Carolla re: Wendy Williams calling him a racist:

“If she ever wants to f*ckin’ bring it with me, if she ever wants to call in or come on or get it on, I will f*ckin’ smash the shit out of her.”

I’d forgotten that part: the movie’s fictional “government” thinks it needs to spend millions on a superduper helicopter to “create race riots in L.A.” (??)

When all they would’ve needed was a drunk career felon who wouldn’t stop for the cops.

PS: Contrary to civilian “wisdom,” Rodney King was not on PCP. That was all booze.

That’s how we built this country – together. We constructed railroads and highways, the Hoover Dam and the Golden Gate Bridge. We did those things together.

Together, we touched the surface of the moon, unlocked the mystery of the atom, connected the world through our own science and imagination.

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But what has Obama accomplished?

Being President is Obama’s first real job. And like any typical 20-something in his or her first real job, Obama seems pretty annoyed about having to do his.

As Mark Steyn points out:

Between 2007 and 2010, Americans’ median net worth fell 38.8 percent – or from $126,400 per family to $77,300 per family. (…)

But these days we can’t build a new Hoover Dam, only an attractive new corner office for the Assistant Deputy Assistant Deputy Assistant Secretary to the Secretary of Deputy Assistants at the Department of Bureaucratic Sclerosis, and she’ll be happy to issue a compliance order that the Hoover Dam’s mandatory fish ladders are non-wheelchair accessible, and so the whole joint needs to close. That we can do! If only we dare to dream Big Dreams!! Together!!! (…)

Today our money-no-object government spends lot of money but to no great object. What are Big Government’s priorities now? Carpeting Catholic universities with IUDs. Regulating the maximum size of milk-coffee beverages.

Grantland:

Sandler’s truth is that his onscreen persona has aged with his fans and experienced the same things at roughly the same time they’ve experienced it.

Over the course of 20 years, Adam Sandler has gone from being a staple of sleepovers to dorm rooms to lousy apartments to the suburbs. (…)

If you’ve grown up with his movies, Adam Sandler embodies a part of you that, at some point, starts to seem sort of ugly and embarrassing.

Liberal white woman falsely claiming to be an Indian suddenly using the word “hammered” a lot.

These people really are too stupid and tone deaf to be permitted to run your lives.

What are you talking about?

Yes, Halford was replaced by a cover band singer, but being gay had nothing to do with it.

• After spending nearly 20 years with Judas Priest, Halford announced to the band on 4 July 1991 that he was leaving…
• In 1998, Halford came out as gay publicly on an interview with MTV News.

I’m surprised that Wikipedia editors didn’t include the arguably most famous instance:

Cough.

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Nobel Prize Foundation’s prize pool shrinks.

Hey, maybe you can ask that fraud — and Toronto School Board heroine — Rigoberta Menchu to give back her prize money.