Democrat Operatives In Last-Ditch Effort To Salvage Elizabeth Warren's Candidacy

LIZZY TIZZY  

Dems: Nothing To See Here, Blame Scott









It's hard to remember the last time a candidacy has imploded faster than Elizabeth Warren's in Massachusetts. The loopy Bay State Democrat has been crushed by revelations she's long claimed, falsely, to be an ethnic minority. 

At best, she's 3% Cherokee. 

Her own responses to press questions have been contradictory at best. The latest: she was just hoping to socialize with "other" Native Americans.


Who's running this ridiculous campaign, anyway?




But in the absence of another Democrat ready to step in to replace Warren (yes, we really ARE at that point now!), party hacks are desperately trying to throw Lizzy a lifeline. Though the story was actually broken by the scrappy Boston Herald, blaming Senator Scott Brown (R-MA) is central to this dubious strategy.


During today's Bill Press Show, the libtalk host and partisan operative guest tried to do just that, with especially dishonest results:

BILL PRESS (03 MAY 2012 - 31:20): If I were in Massachusetts, I’d be voting for Elizabeth Warren, but even more so now that I know she’s a Native American. What’s that whole thing about? 

ADAM GREEN: Yeah, it’s kind of absurd. You know it’s not even a scandal, a controversy I guess. 

PRESS: Scott Brown I mean is this how desperate he is?

GREEN: Totally, totally.

[…]

GREEN (33:26): It’s really important that someone like her, someone with such a distinguished record of actually, not just talking about Wall Street accountability, but doing it. You know being willing to bring Wall Street executives before her, grill them hold them accountable. Someone like that needs to be elected. It’s a really important test case and part of the reason Scott Brown is drawing up this absurd Native American issue is to distract from the other press attention that’s out there. 

Think Dems will really stand by Warren for much longer? They're almost certainly lining up alternates as we speak - bank on it.

Lefties Quick To Dump Arianna After Obama Ad Criticism

HUFFING-DUMPED  

Zsa Zsa's Obama-Osama Ad Slam Too Much For Left









With Obama's hoped-for re-election approaching, our "progressive" friends are shooting first and asking questions later. As Arianna Huffington has most likely discovered, excommunication from the liberal movement takes relatively little this year.

Zsa Zsa's crime? Daring to criticize Obama's football-spiking campaign strategy regarding Osama's planetary removal. 

That means the AOL - Huffington Post mogul's now a "conservative" once again and punishment includes a political relocation to Siberia. 


Listen below as libtalker Randi Rhodes reveals the party's Huff talking points:

RANDI RHODES (01 May 2012 - 50:24): Is she turning into a Republican again, cuz she switches sides more than Mitt Romney does - you know that - she was a Republican then she was a Democrat when she realized that there was a growing need for uh information from the left - sorta showed up around my old - my old employer, started hanging out there and realized there was some people with money - and, you know, now all of a sudden she realized she's on Mitt Romney's side again? I mean, you know - listen - the reason your website is successful is because it contains virtually nothing from you! Keep your mouth shut and keep raking in the money.

Oh - and give the same advice to Mitt Romney won't you please, Arianna? She said - to turn it into a campaign ad is one of the most despicable things you can do – despicable [Randi puts emphasis on the pronunciation of the word despicable to make fun of Arianna’s Greek heritage and accent] is a very strong word coming out of the mouth of somebody who sounds like a James Bond villain!

 

At least the people who worked for the President's campaign get PAID, Arianna!

Funny how HuffPo working conditions never bothered more than a few of our "progressive" friends in the past. They were perfectly happy to look the other way as long as Zsa Zsa remained a loyal, unquestioning partisan.

Does this really make Arianna a conservative or is she merely taking issue with Obama's campaign strategy?

Caller To Sharpton: Did Cheney Take Trayvon's Heart?

CARDIAC SUPPRESSED  

Even The Reverend Has His Limits









Did you hear the one about Dick Cheney stealing Trayvon Martin's heart for personal use? We hadn't either, but it's apparently been circulating for weeks. 

If it were a joke, there might be a tasteless punchline to offer, but this one's merely a ridiculous conspiracy theory. Did it begin with a Jon Stewart gag? 


The silver lining in this sad state of affairs is an indication that even the Reverend Al Sharpton has his limits. Who knew? 



During yesterday's edition of Keeping It Real, Sharpton could barely contain his irritation as a caller asks in all seriousness whether Trayvon's heart was transplanted into the former vice president's body:

SHERRY IN SOUTH CAROLINA: I never got a clear understanding of Trayvon’s heart, was it actually given to Dick Cheney, or was it not? 

SHARPTON: No I don’t know anything, I don’t think they gave Trayvon’s heart to Dick Cheney, no. 

SHERRY IN SOUTH CAROLINA: Did they give it to anyone? 

SHARPTON: As far as I know his heart was not donated to anyone, I have not heard that from the family at all, but I know Dick Cheney didn’t get it.

SHERRY IN SOUTH CAROLINA: Okay, all right. I’m finally cleared up on that. 

SHARPTON: And that’s thank you for your call. And see that’s another thing, they put out outrageous rumors that people don’t know right from wrong, that’s why we need to stay right on these stations and give information, cause people innocently can be misinformed not trying to do anything but get the right information cause you get inundated by these people that just sit around fantasizing all day long. 

Some people will truly believe ANYTHING and that's what makes this a dangerous world.