kassemg

kassemg

@kassemg Venice, CA
Comedian/Beautiful person.
http://www.youtube.com/kassemg
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The Hammer
@ Hey Kassem, don't show us your privates. But The Hammer is out on DVD today at Walmart and Best Buy!
 
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Shereen Marisol
Catch @ and @ this morning around 9:45am on 89.3fm
 
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kassemg
Unassuming Asian pizza delivery driver gets "Breaking Bad'ded" by @- (the Asian part is not impt)
 
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kassemg
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@ finally it has a name!
 
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kassemg
If you see me in public, say "Hi Kassem" and I will know it actually means you want me to show you my wiener behind the nearest dumpster.
 
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kassemg
Then you're doing it wrong. RT @: going deep with @ marathon on . i shall try not to jerk one out.
 
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kassemg
But restuarants* is spelled wrong in his video. Don't correct it.
 
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kassemg
Mr. @ has uploaded a new Gentlemen's Rant: Restuarants . It is funny.
 
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kassemg
I shower with shorts on so I don't accidentally look down and ruin my day.
 
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kassemg
Taking tweets prease.
 
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kassemg
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@ "I-phone?" Where are you from?
 
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kassemg
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@ I already think you're super cute, no need for flattery.
 
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Jonty Britz
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@ Sure, here's a pic! enjoy fapping
 
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kassemg
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@ Hey Harrison. You obviously don't know anything about my sex life.
 
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kassemg
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@ Yes, sure. For you.
 
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kassemg
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@ please don't become a stripper because of your weird dad
 
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kassemg
Hopefully Hannah saw that last tweet.
 
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kassemg
Doesn't matter who you are, I'd love to see your tits.
 
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kassemg
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@ pretty close!