Hotel Door Hanger

I really wanted to use a font called serial killer for the "Stay Out" but I couldn't find it.

One of those hyper, overly enthusiastic door to door sales men came to my home
You know the type, short sleeved dress shirt, polyester clip on tie; them and Door to Door Mormons are the only ones that still use Brycreme
He wanted to sell me "A home security system"
I told him... "I don't need no stinking burglar alarm ...I got dogs and guns"

To Whom It May Concern

Ditzy Wallflowers is on a short hiatus
I'm one of several people posting on Frequently Felt. There's a button to your right
It's much more rough and raw, I've kept Wallflowers rated PG
Frequently Felt is for grownups, sick perverted grownups.
Go there if you dare or stay here and continue
Ditzy Wallflowers might seem quite frisky to some but to me it's innocent fun

The Silent Majority (no roars and only a few ladylike whimpers)

Based on pop culture, especially romance novel ravishments, women comics who's bondage jokes elicit lots of knowing looks and a few blushes but rarely an icy silence and even extending to staid old magazines like Redbook; it's pretty obvious that the women who are up for some vigorous manhandhandling far out number the ones who aren't.

Yeah, you

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Ahh, the old dick in the box ploy

As they say in Mordor, "Looks like meat's back on the menu boys"