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Mena Suvari Spandex Jogging Workout for Her Return to Single Status

Well, bad news, Mena Suvari and her concert promoter husband are calling it quits after a year and a half of matrimony. You know, the kids gave it a good shot, especially if you consider that a year and a half is almost 18 months or something like that.

The good news of course is that the often-sexy Mena Suvari has now begun her return-to-single status workouts, getting the old body back for whatever, or whoever, comes next. Out jogging in her spandex two piece, we can see the burgeoning body of the future comeback. We will definitely be tracking this anatomical adventure. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Nip Slip on ‘The Bachelor’, Jennifer Garner Sideboob, Monica Bellucci Nip Peeks, Uma Thurman Nekkid, and Much More…

 

Yep, it's our very favorite time of the week. Friday. The boxed wine is already on ice. The Girl Scout Cookies borrowed from that one young scout not paying careful enough attention to her supply outside the grocery store have been cracked open. And the escorts-by-the-minute are about to arrive for their most auspicious duties. But the end of week is never complete without the blessed relief of our blessed readers' finds. The uncovering of all things boobtastic and fantastic in the mediasphere of hot bodied celebrity awesome. And you never fail to deliver.

This week's funbag filled Reader Finds includes Kelly Brook in a teasy lingerie photoshoot, a nip slip caught on The Bachelor TV show, Jennifer Garner classic sideboob, Monica Bellucci hot topless artsy photoshoot, Uma Thurman nekkid on the beach, Seren Gibson flashing perhaps the worlds' finest natural pair, Lucy Pinder doing what she does best, Bar Refaeli hot and see-through, Canadian pro-wrestler Gail Kim flashing her turnbuckles, former Miss Teen USA Lyndsey Evans flashing for the Bunny, and German fashion model Micaela Schaefer exhibiting topless wonderments. Yep, it's chocked-full today.

Kate Beckinsale Ever Hot, Pimping Underworld at L.A. Premiere

The day has finally arrived. And while our cinematic expectations are tempered for Underworld Awakening, our sextastic expectations of the uber-hottie Kate Beckinsale in tight lycra Lycan-killing wardrobe is already off the charts. (Be sure to check out our One Word Movie Review for the film later today). Kate certainly tore it up classy style at last night's L.A. premiere at the Grauman's Theater. Stylish yum.

It's not fair to say Kate Beckinsale stands alone in the MILF category, but she certainly stands near the front of the line, preferably with her rear in skin tight pants facing toward us like a glowing beacon of carnal opportunity. Such a super fine mama. Enjoy.

Carol Abranches Hot Sultry Sexy in Lingerie for Paparazzo

Here's a solid recipe for Sudamericana model success. Get yourself photographed on a boat in a bikini next to a major soccer star. It works every single time. Your celebrity stock and hotness will fly through the roof. 

Such is the case with Brazilian model sexy bomb Carol Abranches who had a bunch of snaps of her taken recently with Brazilian soccer extraordinaire, Neymar, doing some partying on a boat bikini style, and suddenly Carol becomes the talk of every gossip rag, and, more importantly, ever glamour mag wants to photo her in something skimpy (or less, coming soon).

Viewing Carol Abranches ridiculously hot body in Paparazzo magazine, I'm reminded of two very distinct things. First, oh, man, we do so love hot Latina babes. And, second, I've got to get me a yacht! Enjoy.

Christine Theiss Hotness Kicks Butt in FHM Germany

Do you love when hot muscle-bound sweaty German blondes kick your ass in the ring of life? Of course you do.

Which is why if you haven't been forced to fall in lust with Christine Theiss before, the time is now. Considered the world's top female kickboxer, this Alemanian sextastic took off the battle gear and put on the boudoir gear for FHM Germany to show that sometimes a woman needs to kick ass, and sometimes, she needs to have her ass... well, the point is, Christine Theiss is one fine looking lady after she hits the showers.

You will not soon forget the name Christine Theiss. And, on the off chance you do, she will roundhouse knock some sense back into you soon enough. Enjoy.

Jorgie Porter Pudding and Pie on Display in Sexy Lingerie Pictorial

Oh, we do lust our Jorgie Porter, sextastic Ice Dancing reality starlet and Hollyoaks soap actress. When we heard Jorgie was doing a roasting hot lingerie spread in Nuts, we reached out with our virtual grabbing tentacles across the digisphere for a little peek-a-boo time with this hot bodied blonde. And, boy, was it worth it.

Jorgie Porter ought to have some laws written about her concerning exposure, as in, she must always be mostly exposed when in public. Such a hot little television treat. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Kisses Ashley Benson And Shares the Special Moment

Well, it's not exactly a full-on wet Frenchy style kiss, but I've missed my darling little Latina diva Selena Gomez so much, when she sends out a picture of herself kissing Ashley Benson (who happens to be dating Justin Bieber's swagger coach, hence, why they're in Cabo together), I'm going to want to check it out just a bit, at least.

While we thought 2011 would end with the cessation of her relations with The Devil's Midget, sadly, that inexplicable underaged affair continues on, but it does nothing to diminish our lust, love, and longing for Selena Gomez. Even under whatever horrible deal she made with Satan that keeps her in her current romantic situation, she's still so deliciously hot. Enjoy.