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Why vampires hate a crucifix

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We’ve all seen the movies and we know the best way to scare off an evil vampire is with anything religious, especially a crucifix.

So why are vampires hating on crucifixes? I’ll let Richard Pryor tell you:

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2 Responses to Why vampires hate a crucifix

  1. BERJAYA

    Bobby3036 Reply

    December 19, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    This may be an oldie but it still makes me laugh my ass off. I miss Richard Pryor.

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      Bill Formby Reply

      December 21, 2011 at 10:51 am

      I miss him as well Bobby.

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