Remember When Reebok Named a Pair of Shoes "Incubus?"

As in, "Hey Jones, you buying a new pair of Air Jordans, or are you gunna go for the Reebok Incubus?"

Meanwhile, Clarence Thomas interviews a potential clerk...

The Golden Paladinos?

Didn't they open up for The Butthole Surfers back in '92? Or maybe it was The Revolting Cocks?

Rich Iott prepares for his next big role.

The Republican candidate for Ohio's 9th Congressional District, Rich Iott ( pictured on the Far Right), preparing for his next historical reenactment as The Dictator of Moronica.

Saturday Morning Cartoons

My friend Steve Lafler has an extensive career overview/interview at The Comics Journal.

Part one

Part two

Part three

Three Balls and Two Strikes

Before I became an Internationally Known Independently Wealthy Cartoonist, I spent a considerable amount of time as a "worker", working for The Man, every night and day. At one of the day jobs, the international corporate fuckers tried some bullshit, in the name of maximizing profit, that was endangering the lives of us workers, as well as the general public. An attempt to change the situation got some good people fired. The workplace was "At Will", and the message was simple;" Boat Rockers and Whistleblowers will not be tolerated. You are At Will, and we can fire you at any time for no reason."

We got a new manager at work, and we Hoped that things would Change. After a number of months of trying to work with the new manager at solving some of the problems, we were told in no uncertain terms that if we didn't like the way things were, we could quit or we could get fired.

That was the last straw, and a group of us started the arduous task of forming a union. The company violated a number of labor laws in its opposition to our organizing effort, they spent a considerable amount of money on Union Busting Consultants, and more good people got fired. At one point, before we had the vote on whether or not to unionize, we actually went on strike to protest the firings and harassment of workers during the organizing effort. At Will workers went on strike before becoming a union. We brought the local branch of the international corporation to a grinding halt one day, and an expedited vote was scheduled after the intervention of Government Officials. We won the vote, and became unionized.

The act of striking, while still At Will Employees, took an enormous amount of courage. People overcame a great deal of fear in order to improve the workplace. We had Hoped that things would Change after unionizing, and they did. Things didn't become perfect overnight, they'll never be perfect, but things improved. The success of The Change we had Hoped for is directly related to The Strike.

And that brings us to Barack Obama and The Democratic Party. He's the Manager telling us we should be afraid if we don't vote his way. I'm the worker telling him, no, I'm going on strike with my vote if he doesn't Change. Voting is a political act, and so is the threat not to vote.

Baby steps to the front door, Bob, baby steps to the front door.

Fuck You

Fuck You, Obama, you arrogant fucking War Pig.

Fuck you, and the empire you rode in on.

The Authorities are hot on the trail of the fake pimp from the fake Acorn Video

Image from Comically Vintage

Wingnuts featuring Good Ol' Karlie Rove

My friend Mark Hoback at Fried Green Al-Qaedas is writing a funny series on The Secret Cabal of Republicans trying to regain control of the levers of power. Part One is here, Part Two is here, Part Three is here. I did this cartoon for Part Four.

This one's for you, Tengrain

Let's Roll!



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Colorado Coal Mine Scrip

If you search for Columbine Massacre, you see the top results are for a couple of high school kids shooting up their school. I was working in a school about 20 miles north of Columbine High when it all went down, and it was a truly spooky time.

However, the original Columbine Massacre took place about 20 miles north of Columbine High, and is now sometimes referred to as the Columbine Mine Massacre to differentiate it from the high school shootings.

At least two, and possibly three machine guns were available at the mine and miners later claimed their ranks were decimated by a withering crossfire from the mine tipple – a structure where coal was loaded onto railroad cars – and from a gun on a truck near the water tank. John Eastenes, 34, of Lafayette, married and father of six children, died instantly. Nick Spanudakhis, 34, Lafayette, lived only a few minutes. Frank Kovich of Erie, Rene Jacques, 26, of Louisville and 21 year old Jerry Davis died hours later in the hospital. The American flag Davis carried was riddled with seventeen bullet holes and stained with blood. Mike Vidovich of Erie, 35, died a week later of his injuries.

During my days in Colorado, I used to live next to an old coal miner. He was in his Eighties at the time, and when he got a couple of beers in him, he'd occasionally tell horror stories about working in the mines. He'd seen one too many guys die or get maimed, and quit the mines while he still had the use of his limbs.

The company town for the Columbine Mine was called Serene.

Serene was located on rolling hills just west of the present-day Interstate 25 on State Highway 7, north of the State of Colorado Historical Marker that commemorates the Columbine Mine Massacre. The area that once was the company town of Serene is now a public landfill in extreme southwestern Weld County, just outside the limits of the town of Erie and the city of Broomfield.

Wingnut Mardi Gras

A Few Words on Glenn Beck's Rally

Not enough brains at the rally for all the zombies.

MC 900 Ft Penis

One of the 5 year old Ken Mehlman cartoons I did suggested that Ann Coulter was actually Ken Mehlman in drag. Some people were offended and suggested I was somehow belittling gays and transexuals. That certainly wasn't my intent, and ultimately the cartoon is a failure for not clearly making the point I wanted it to make.

I'm all in favor of equal rights for everybody: gays, lesbian, transexual, transgender, Senators that like to wear diapers during sexual escapades, etc....

The cartoon was trying to illustrate that the people claiming some kind "Family Values" and "Moral Superiority", and who were actively suppressing the rights of the aforementioned groups, have their own "Dirty Little Secrets". The cartoon was about the double standard that exists within the "Ruling Class". For example, there's the "Marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman, so we must deny the opportunity to gay people" bullshit. How many sacred bonds has John McCain had? Rudy Giuliani? Newt Gingrich? Rush Limbaugh? Ken Mehlman chooses to work for these people. Paging Senator Ensign, paging Senator Vitter, paging Larry Craig, paging Mark Foley, your table is ready!

So, yeah, Bravo Mr Mehlman, for coming out of the closet. Are you going to use your surge in popularity to rectify the ills you helped to spread during your work with the Republicans, or are you just going to write a book, give a few speeches, and cash in while the market is hot?

Ken Mehlman Totally Nude Sucking Cock

Want to hear something really funny? I get comments emailed to me, and today I checked my email and there was a comment on a 5 year old Ken Mehlman cartoon, "The Unbearable Lie-ness of Being Ken Mehlman." Now, I haven't been too active posting, and I've only been averaging about 100 or so hits a day, mostly google image hits. I checked the site meter to see if there were any other people visiting a 5 year old Ken Mehlman cartoon, and as of 5:00 pm, there are 1929 hits and climbing. Let's see if the Sandy Underpants Hit Generator Strategy can amplify the hits.

Let's throw in a couple of bonus "Ken Mehlman Naked Ass Fucking" and "Ken Mehlman Topless Man Boobs" for good measure.

UPDATE: Ken Mehlman Sex Tape!

Under John Bolton's MilkyWhiteWood

Mosque Rat Love

Bonus Points: Captain and Tennille singing to war criminal Henry Kissinger!

Ricardo Montalban Died For Your Corinthian Leather Sins

Traveling down the Linkage Road one day, I ended up at Tumblr. After poking around a bit, I thought I'd give it a spin around the block.

Meanwhile, Comixed is fun in a Beverly Hillbillies Meets Richard Nixon kind of way. It's a quick pressure release valve for some of the ideas that bubble up from my brain, when there isn't enough time to translate it into a drawing. It's like Photoshopping, but text is your only tool.

Shorter Ross Douthat:

Straight Marriage! It's Thickerer!

"Gin Drinkers Are A Breed Apart."