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Breaking: Now It's A Party!
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Romney Wins New Hampshire
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Boss's Threats Hilarious
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New Hampshire Primary Excites Tiny Percentage Of Population Who Even Cares What Happens Anymore
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Fish At Pretty Good Place In Its Life Right Now
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Your Horoscopes - Week Of January 10, 2012
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Blue Ivy Taken By Evil Witch Who Gave Beyoncé Her Beautiful Singing Voice
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Heartbreaking Country Ballad Paralyzes Trucking Industry
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Angels Hoping They Can Get Mike Napoli Back Now That They Have Albert Pujols And C.J. Wilson To Trade
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2011 Top Story: Queen Beds Kate Middleton In Royal Tradition
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BCS National Championship Game
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First Mixed-Embryo Monkey Born
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Capitol Building Haunted By Spirit Of Killed Piece Of Legislation
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Local Hamburger To Star In National Ad
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'Maybe Hang Out In The Water Awhile, Then Look For Some Old Bread,' Duck Tells Self
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Masochistic Record Wants To Be Broken Again
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Feds Break Up Brutal Las Vegas Man-Fighting Ring
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On Tebow Taking The Broncos To The Playoffs
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All Of Area Man's Hard Work Finally Pays Off For Employer
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NFL Coaches Admit It Sucks When You Have To Punt
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USB Drives To Watch In 2012
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NFL Playoff Picture
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Andrew Luck
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Norv Turner Fired As Coach Of Chargers, Right?
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What Did We Find In Our Winter Coat Pockets?
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Perry Stays In Race
ISSUE 48•01 | 01.06.12 | American Voices
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Rex Ryan: 'Mark Sanchez Was Absolutely Our Quarterback This Year'
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U.S. Gives Up On Trying To Impress England
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Did The Media Treat Bachmann Unfairly Because She's An Insane Woman?
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Best Debate Moments
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Fracking Causing Earthquakes?
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'These Last Two Are Gonna Be Real Turds,' George R.R. Martin Assures Fans
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NHL Tries To Pass Off Commercial Flight As Flyover For Winter Classic
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President Obama Wondering Why He Always Has To Initiate Phone Call With NCAA Champions 01.12
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Alex Smith Boasts 49ers Have What It Takes To Win Despite Him 01.12
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Ray Lewis Announces 2011 Final Season Before Killing Younger Player, Inhabiting His Body 01.10
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Barry Larkin Jeopardizes Hall Of Fame Chances After Dropping Whole Tray Of Food In MLB Cafeteria 01.09
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Nation's Disenfranchised Finally Rise Up, Demand Justice, Are Denied It 01.12
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Grover Norquist: 'I Engaged In A Week-Long Drug-Fueled Orgy With Corporate Income Taxes' 01.12
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Obama Spends Wednesday Doing Some Urgings, Some Callings On 01.11



I Thought We'd Have Flying Slaves By Now
ISSUE 48•02 | 01.10.12 | Commentary
When I pictured the future back in the 18th century, I have to admit this isn't quite what I had in mind. more»