Today’s Top Satirical Stories: PJ News Break with Scott Ott
--GOP hopefuls attack Romney, Obama attacks self.
--Obama praises Unions for moving to back of ObamaCare line.
--Obama reacts to milk-laden cargo shipwreck off NZ.
--Olbermann to lead Current TV election coverage. Who?
--Tim Tebow wins in OT, prays to Jesus for forgiveness.
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--Unemployment down. New jobs up. Who done it?
--Obama’s leaner Pentagon leans on drones. See one with a new gun.
--Romney explains Santorum bounce, and why it doesn’t matter.
--Two airlines add fees to cover EU emissions tax, but did they really have to?
Scott Ott breaks today’s top stories. Is it real, or is it PJ News Break?

Scott Ott breaks today’s top stories: Iowa blowback. Rick Perry lists three factors determining whether he’ll keep running. Obama recess appointment when Senate not in recess. First Lady accidentally does iCarly.

Scott Ott breaks today’s top stories: Iowa blowback. Rick Perry lists three factors determining whether he’ll keep running. Obama recess appointment when Senate not in recess. First Lady accidentally does iCarly.

Obama occupies Twitter to beat Boehner on payroll tax extension. European Court mandates U.S. airlines pay carbon tax, but Rick Perry sees Texas-sized opportunity. Iowa evangelical Christians mull whom to support, skittish about frontrunners. Scott Ott breaks today’s top news on PJ News Break.

Enviro group fights to save incandescent bulb ban.
High school athletes busted for Tebowing.
Obama campaign pivots from focus on do-nothing Congress.
Justice Department goes after Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
Scott Ott breaks today’s top stories on PJ News Break.

Dr. Paul closes in on Newt, but does Obama offer the best aspect of each Republican? The Postal Service delays closures, can Congress prevent insolvency? UNESCO welcomes Palestine, and another similar country. Which one?
PJ News Break covers the globe like a patina of dental plaque. You’ll never get these three minutes back, but then again, you probably won’t tell your grandkids about it either.