Pro: Home cooked meals. Duh.
Con: They still expect you to do the dishes.
Pro: They have a waaay better cable package than you.
Con: All they do is watch Bill O’Reilly.
CAUTION.
Pro: Free Internet!
Con: It’s dial-up.
Pro: They take your advice and get wireless internet.
Con: You’re the new live-in I.T. person.
WHY won't it SCAN.
Pro: Free Netflix!
Con: It’s always a documentary about the latest thing to give you cancer. This month? Bottled water.
Pro: The dog gets a lot more exercise here.
Con: He has tripled his caloric intake as the new garbage disposal.
Pro: You get to use land lines again.
Yesss.
Con: Courtesy Callers.
Pro: You don’t have to pay rent.
Con: You have to tell people you live with your parents.
Pro: TiVo!
Con: Can’t record anything, the queue is full with past episodes of The O’Reilly Factor.
Pro: You start watching a lot more Oprah.
Con: You start watching a lot more 19 Kids and Counting.
Is TiVo recording this? Make sure it's recording.
Pro: You find out your parents enjoy some of the same shows you do.
Con: There’s something uncomfortable about watching Tosh.0 with your parents.
What's He Doing Mary?
Pro: They provide a great example of what marriage should be like.
Con: I’m the only one in the house not getting laid.
**This is dedicated to my parents. My saviors. I might be under a bridge somewhere without them. And to my stepdad, who has watched waay more Say Yes To The Dress than any man ever should.
