Trying To Draw Small

One of my drawing problems that I wish I could solve is that I draw too big.
So this morning I tried to do tiny caricatures.
It's extra hard for me because I tend to get distracted by details and I magnify them.
I'm hoping that drawing small will force me to see the major shapes better. So far I'm sloppy.

Mystery Doodles

Slab's First Fist: 8 Battle Begins

Both combatants simultaneously deliver a punishing blow.
Slab is bruised but not out.

DB fires a kick to the head with furious webbed force.


Slab's hurt! He has a mouth full of crushed jawbone and teeth fragments!

This would finish any regular bully, but it just makes Slab mad!Oh! A perfect driving elbow to the solar plexus from the ring bastard!

Followed by a flying knee! This could be it, folks! Nobody should have to take this kind of punishment!
Donald is jumping up and down! He's taunting his opponent! Oh the humiliation!"
Slab looks to his corner! "WhattadoIdo now 'Ern??!"
Ernie advises: "Do that move we learned in Sunday School!"

Slab leaps into a bill-crunching Superman punch! "What a fight! What a fight!"
Donald is knocked to the matt. He's on his back! "Ground and pound 'im like Father McGinty showed ya, Slab!" shouts Ernie! "Pretend he's one o' those ATHEIST duck bastards!"

Slab dives on the dazed mallard.

To be continued...

Original Doodles Glitch:

There are still some doodles left and I added a new set.


READ ABOUT CARTOONS AND CHAINSAWS HERE

Can you do me a favor though? If you put one in the shopping basket, then change your mind, please take it out of the basket. Otherwise it says "This one is gone." Then other people think it is no longer available. Last night someone put every drawing in a shopping basket and made other people think there were no doodles left.

If you see any other glitches, let me know.

Thanks!

Your best friend

John

Toons 3: My Tryout For Model Designer

When I heard they were gonna revive the Looney Tunes characters, only as babies, I quickly made some samples to show.
It turned out they didn't like these very much.
Once they started doing some models in house, they showed me and I instantly saw the direction to take.
The idea was to make their brains giant size and give them tiny vestigial bodies. OK. Got it.


Always eager to please, I changed direction and offered my own big brain versions.



Damn, I still didn't get the job!

BTW, the bacon doodles are up now and selling:

SIGNED BACON DOODLES FOR SALE



and lots more!
and if you bought a shirt, send me a pic to use in my next ad!
Retard with olive loaf is quality double sided art!

More Doodles

A lot of folks have asked me how they could get some of my doodles, so I am working that out.



I think I am gonna bring my doodles over to the store that sells my t shirts this week in case anyone wants to collect some.



If you click the doodles label, you can see oodles more. Of course, I will sign any that sell.

Remember, there is only one of each so if you want a certain one, be ready to snap it up when I announce they are in the store.

Oh, and if you have already bought a t-shirt, take a picture of you wearing it and send me a link. I'll feature you as a top model in a post.