It's damn well time Christians had a turn at running this country

Tales from my hometown newspaper: Random God-Damned Random Poultry Sons of Bitches is.gd/u984Ud

RT @tomtomorrow: ICYMI: my background strips on East Haven racial profiling, abt an incident in 1997: thismodernworld.com/archives/6629

My Calista Gingrich action figure just killed my hamster and is wearing its tail like a mink stole.

Thought Newt's speech to Xtian broadcasters was secret RT @romenesko: ...writes of swimming in kiddie pool full of vomit, urine & semen.

Brewer was simply administering the "Pull My Finger Cultural Knowledge" portion of Arizona's Citizenship Determination test

.@SenJohnMcCain, what do you regard as your best pick: Mitt or Palin?

When will Seal Team 6 stop being misused & finally be unleashed to do the important work of freeing our light bulbs.

Targets guys w/small penise? RT @JessicaValenti: New Ron Paul ad eerily like Ford truck commercial. bit.ly/yjOcrV

Newt vows his proposed moon base will be coal-fueled & lit with incandescent bulbs

RT @lawnav @DJShay12 she's just pointing out to pres that if he keeps deporting record number of illegals she won't have issue to run on.

Newt in Tampa today touting his moon base plan's "high blow job factor"

*drops mic* RT @JohnFugelsang: Jan Brewer is the first US Governor to serve on an outpatient basis.

proudly caucasian rt @GGordonLiddy Former Senator George Allen joins me now to talk about his race

I'm so old I remember when #NPR reporters thought US troops murdering civilians was wrong #p2 #NPR twitter.com/nprnews/status…

Who's the arrogant prick who's a hit with the least discerning chics...NEWT!

With Lettuce and Mayo, but Hold the Zygote, Please. is.gd/pxNLhR #choice #p2

With Lettuce and Mayo, but Hold the Zygote, Please. is.gd/pxNLhR

re: Daniels rt @daikiki It's the Pettysburg Address.

Uh oh. It does that just before he shanks someone. rt @dorisatkinson Wow, did Mitch Daniels realize his left eye kept twitching?