Something Awful: The Internet Makes You Stupid

The World's Longest Fingernails or: I Wrote a New Book

Monday, January 2, 2012 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons

If you enjoyed my fiction in the past, you may enjoy the weird, disgusting world of my new novel, LIMINAL STATES.

Q: Why is Existor so awful? A: Awfully amazing? Thanks, man!

A Beginner's Guide To DOTA 2
12.31.11: by Ctstalker
The tower is death. The tower is divine retribution for all of the mistakes you've made in your life, from thinking it would be cool wear a scorpion jacket like Ryan Gosling's character in Drive to thinking it would be a good idea to go near the tower.
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North Korea Vows to Increase Its Levels of Insanity
12.30.11: by Elpintogrande
Kim Jong Un moves to consolidate his support in North Korea by announcing a new Five-Year Plan.
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15 Helpful Tips for Avoiding the Homosexual Plague
12.29.11: by Bobservo
The esteemed Dr. Paul gives advice on how to avoid the most debilitating of deserved diseases.
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Skymall Product Reviews: Cobra Walking Stick
12.28.11: by Livestock
It's just lovely, and the design goes great with most of my shorts and vests. Cobra walking sticks are great conversation starters and women are very attracted to the men who utilize them.
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Worst Goon Gifts [Receiving]: (Part 2 of 2) Comedy Goldmine
goon misery is the gift that keeps giving.
Crack College The Flash Tub
WT[explitive deleted!]? This is TWISTED AS HECK!
2011: A Year in Which Movies Were Released Current Releases
A year in review, perfectly timed.
Music News That Should Have Happened In 2011 Garbage Day
The stories that would have made it far more rewarding to follow music news in 2011.
Terrible and/or Extreme Products! Photoshop Phriday
The cutting-edge products you'll demand tomorrow -- TODAY!
2011" NOTHING LEFT BUT BULLSHIT (EFF THIS YEAR) Johnston Checks In
Levi Johnston reviews the year of GOP primary politics. Sort of.
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol; The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo; War Horse; We Bought a Zoo; The Darkest Hour Current Releases
Time to dump a whole bunch of movies into cinemas before the year ends.
Unworthy Goon Gifts (Part 1 of 2) Comedy Goldmine
when bad things happen to goon people.