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Sarah Palin History Channel: Signing Declaration of Independence, Conan Skit

It could be argued that Conan's recreation of Sarah Palin's Adventures in History is one of the highlights of comedic recreation from 2011. Conan's version is supposed to be absurd, but it's just barely more silly than Sarah's. Admittedly Conan's is better costumed and boasts a slightly larger cast, but cannot beat Palin's description of Paul Revere's  ride for wild improvisation. With a nod to her NRA boosters, Palin made Revere's stealthy ride sound more like an NRA sponsored, Bell-Ringer's outing.

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Best of 2011 Colbert, Stewart, Conan, Leno, Fallon and the GOP

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These clips presented by Lawrence O'Donnell serve to demonstrate how comedy and politics have become inextricably linked. There have always been political cartoons and the occasional gifted 'wise guy' like Ambrose Bierce, Will Rodgers and Mort Sahl - but never before have comedians been given such a supply of continual and unbelievable material. Just think of the GOP front-runners - it's a gift!

Relive the magic of Herman Cain as interpreted by Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert. Feel the excitement as Jon Stewart's nipples grow hard merely from hearing Cain quoting a great poet...I think it was an Asian poet, judging from the name.  Conan joins the others to discuss Newt and Donald Trump. Hey, is Trump in or is he out? The same could be asked of Sarah Palin. This is not only a constantly revolving race, but like double-dutch jump rope, one can jump out of the race and back in at any time.



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Wind Power blows Earth out of Orbit, Onion

Well here they are!  The science panel of the Republican Base!



In The Know: Coal Lobby Warns Wind Farms May Blow Earth Off Orbit

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Liberty the Iraq Cheerleading Dog dies making war fun, Onion video


Pentagon Reports Army Mascot 'Liberty' Killed in Iraq

War is Fun!


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Bad Hardware in all the wrong places, Funnyordie

Not long ago I was in the chair at the Dentist office with the doc and a few of his female attendants. I asked him about tongue hardware. He said he gets lots of business because of it. Seems most people move their tongue around when they sleep, which removes most of the enamel on the insides of their teeth. One of the ladies asked, "And what's the point of it anyway?" To which i laughingly replied, "There is only that one reason for it." To which I got blanks stares from them all.  Down here in Dumbutt, Texas.



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Onion Top Story 2011: Navy SEALS Discover Bin Laden Gained 300 Pounds. ONION


2011 Top Story: Navy SEALS Discover Bin Laden Gained 300 Pounds

It can finally be revealed that when he was taken down by U.S. Special Forces, who were following the orders of President Obama, bin Laden had gained 300 lbs. Secluded in his compound with little physical activity other than eating in front of the television caused the shocking weight gain. In other words, bin Laden's final months resembled the life of the average American.

Now that despondent healthy food guru Jamie Oliver has thrown in the towel and gone back to Britain, First Lady Michelle Obama must take on the project of gently nudging Americans into healthy eating and activity alone. Mrs. Obama hopes that bin Laden's tragedy will be an object lesson to sedentary, junk food eating Americans. Those who refuse to benefit from this object lesson will be enrolled in an advanced program. Those in 'Scared Skinny' will view the video taken of bin Laden's body being removed from his compound via fork lift.



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Santorum: Financial security for you in two simple steps!

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The GOP clown car has given nearly everyone a ride in the front seat. With Newt's certain expulsion, perhaps it's time for Rick Santorum - but he needn't buckle his safety belt. The gems that flow from Santorum's mouth ensure that it will be a short ride.

RJ ADDS: This must mean Mr Buttjuice is now promoting gay marriage! 

When you hear how easy Rick Santorum's two-step program for wealth is, you'll kick yourself for not thinking of it. Oh...Wait a minute, it's likely you've already done that two-step. Obviously Rick thinks we haven't been trying. If Santorum's idea doesn't appeal to you, listen to the good advice of other clueless Republicans, whose advice could only sound better if they had just breathed in a helium balloon before speaking. But sadly they will soon be getting back in their tiny car, red noses, big shoes and all.



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SOPA: Congress downloads Porn during Internet copyright debate

We now know why this debate has gone on so long. The last word is that Congress will continue their hard work on the Stop Online Piracy Act when they return from vacation. Meanwhile, check out what they've been checking out during the discussion. Apparently they forgot that there is a record of their online activities.



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Republican Cartoonist Chuck Assay Helps suprress the Vote

Research has found that voters are 39 times more likely to be struck by lightning than commit voter fraud at the polls, and 3,500 times more likely to report a UFO encounter.

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This political cartoon category defines the cartoonist Chuck Assay better than the content.

We see these same kind of political cartoons from other other two top tier conservative buffoons, Rameriz and McCoy, but this one takes the cake. Those suppressing the vote are the victims, while those trying to protect the vote of the old, the young, the infirm, the poor, the working poor and minorities are the fascists. The opposite of the truth, the anti-truth. Made popular and acceptable by Fox News. To the truth of the matter here you go...  The Brennan Center

Republicans have managed to once again win the name game. This business is "Election Fraud" not "Voter Fraud". They have bundled all forms of "election fraud" into what they call "voter fraud", or pretending to be someone other than how you are at the table in front of the machines, which is not a problem.

Why have these now 29 Republican states enacted various forms of suppressing the vote?

Because Republicans know that these laws give them a 3% advantage in elections. It came to light in Texas in a 1997 election and is now Republican Gospel.  In this election cycle these laws will keep 5 million young, old, poor, working poor and minority voters from voting. The vast majority of whom are not Republicans. It will shave a few percentage points off the Democratic side of the 2012 Presidential election. This of also reminds us of the difference in the names, Republicans and Democrats. 

And more importantly, how do these now 29 Republican led states get away with passing these laws and getting public support for doing so? I mean talk about READ YOUR CONSTITUTION!

First off these voter suppression laws only get enacted when a State has a Republican Governor, Republican Attorney General and Republican control of both Houses of the state legislatures. That right there should ring Hell's bell for you.

Requiring photo ID does nothing at all to defeat VOTER FRAUD, voters are not standing in line pretending to be someone they are not.  What very little election fraud that exists in United States comes from:

Errors in poll books
Errors in registration records
Birth date problems
Partial matches
Misspelled names
Death records
Criminal records
Returned mail
Unusual addresses
Voter mistakes


NONE OF WHICH HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SHOWING A PHOTO ID AT THE VOTING TABLE.

Have to say that again...

NONE OF WHICH HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SHOWING A PHOTO ID AT THE VOTING TABLE.

To add insult to injury, Republicans in these states have also passed laws to suppress the vote by curtailing early voting. This is especially true for those states who have closed early voting on the 3 days before a Tuesday Election which specifically targets the working poor who cannot get off work on Tuesday to stand in long lines, or African American church goers who use church transportation to vote on Sunday after church. The GOP says it's only to give poll workers time off before the rush. Yeah Right.

And of course the coup de grace in all this, Republicans passing such draconian fines and jail sentences at 3rd party voter registration organizations that the League of Women's Voters have dropped out of the process in some states.

How do they get away with it?  How can Chuck Assay make those suppressing the vote the victims and those protecting the vote the enemy?

I think that if you lean back, close your eyes, and think it out, in a matter of seconds you will find the truth. That suppressing the vote comes from the same gene that drives the very life force of Republicans. SMALLER GOVERNMENT, LESS GOVERNMENT, LESS SPENDING, LESS ENTITLEMENTS, LESS RETIREMENT, LESS HEALTH CARE, LESS UNEMPLOYMENT, LESS WAGES... And who is it ya think that gets all the LESS? Anyone?

In a system that already deals out so much LESS that even with having more people in prison than any place in the world, we are not only afraid to go for a walk in the evening no matter how many we put away, but we also now need 20 round clips for our handguns and 40 round clips for our assault rifles in our ever growing personal armories.
But Mommy, the Emperor has no clothes!  Shutup kid!



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Charles Krauthammer Blames Republican Clowns for Obama's good numbers


How does this disgusting Right-wing clown get away with calling his Republican Brethren clowns?

Charles Krauthammer is above all else a NEO CON. His rabid hatred of President Obama is only party due to the president making health care more affordable and available to everyone (by mandates which was a Republican idea until Jan 21, 2009). What drives Krauthammer, which drives all Neo Cons is MORE WARS IN THE MIDDLE EAST. And further East that that! And Northern Africa.   And keeping what wars we have going into perpetuity. War Through Empire based upon...  Well... Whatever...



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Rube Goldberg alive and well video!

Wasn't there an old song called Too Much Time on My Hands.  Or maybe it was Roooool Another One...  

My Bad!

Putting that together was time much better spent than:

Watching a reality show on TV
Arguing with your Mother
Thinking about what your dog is thinking about
Robbing a Quickie Mart
Texting
Picking at that pimple on your nose
Having a game controller in you hand
Shooting something
Texting
Watching the golf channel
Watching Dr. Phil
Watching Fox News
Worrying
Facebook
Texting
Typing Comment 1402 at Huffington
Watching porn on the Internet
Texting on Facebook!







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Gingrich clueless in wild Ali G Hip Hop interview & gay Bruno hits on Ron Paul

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For those who aren't familiar with comedian Sacha Baron Cohen's alter-egos, they include Borat, the enthusiastic rube from Eastern Europe. Bruno the exceptionally gay hairdresser and Ali G, long time star of his own show; as a ghetto-tastic hip hop interviewer of world leaders. I've always been amazed that with Cohen's over-the-top persona, the bigger the world figure is, the less-likely they are to have bothered to research him. Like Newt Gingrich, having failed to do his homework, Newt still wasn't clued in by 'Ali-G's' preposterous appearance and absolutely absurd babble. Listen to his comments, it's unlikely that you would take him seriously, and you probably don't brag about your IQ as often as the Newtster. This blindness in the interest of gaining exposure isn't uncommon on Stephen Colbert's Show either. Let's just say hilarity and incredulity ensues.

Obviously homophobia is Ron Paul's Achilles heel. Called to be interviewed by 'Bruno,' Paul hit the ceiling when Cohen put out a gay vibe. Cohen has an uncanny way of knowing exactly what will send an victim over the edge. Only recently Paul exhibited homophobia in the home of two gay supporters, when he refused to use their bathroom. Everyone knows you can catch 'it' there!



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