After going out for two years my boyfriend has never remembered my birthday, a week ago he told me he would never forget my birthday again, I asked him why? Apparently it’s the same day as the last Batman film. He also made sure to mention he was going to be busy on my next birthday.
Amy R

I’ll be the first to admit that I tend to shy away from all things kinky. My boyfriend gets really enthusiastic when we have sex, and to be frank, I get tired after a while. In order to speed things up, I take top and work him out. He especially likes it when I talk dirty, though it makes me feel like a hooker. Regardless, the fake kinkiness gets him to finish and lets me go to sleep. I’m a horrible person.
F L

Every time my shirt is off in front of my boyfriend, he always looks at them like a child on Christmas and says, very surprised, “BOOBS!” and then tries to motorboat me.
A B