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Evening Quickies: Are Kourtney & Scott Down The Aisle Next?

Kourtney Is Pregnant!
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Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with baby #2! Read More »
Kourt On Breastfeeding
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Kourtney on a complaint Kim made about breastfeeding in public. Read More »
Advice For Kourtney
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Kourtney needs some help in the bra-shopping department. Read More »
  • Rumors abound that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are preparing to tie the knot, but mama Kris Jenner says otherwise. [Huffington Post]
  • Tracey Gold — you know, from “Growing Pains” — dishes on her eating disorder and kissing Brad Pitt. [Snakkle]
  • Speaking of Tracey Gold, please have a look at this list of who’s participating in “Celebrity Wife Swap”. [AOL TV]
  • Just as we suspected, Demi Moore is not dating Scott-Vincent Borba, most likely because Scott-Vincent Borba does not like the ladies. [The Superficial]
  • We’ve all seen these photos of J.Lo and Casper Smart by now, but what’s up with that wedding ring she can’t seem to take off? [TMZ]
  • The brilliant Diane Keaton on Woody, Warren, and the greatest love of her life. [Yahoo Shine]
  • The best celebrity quotes from 2011: on love, sex, and relationships. [TresSugar]

Today’s Lady News: Release Of Afghani Rape Victim Ordered

Today's Lady News
  • Afghanistan’s president ordered the release of a woman known as Gulnaz, 21, who was imprisoned for “adultery” after a relative raped her two years ago. When Gulnaz said her cousin’s husband sexually assaulted her, she was sentenced to prison for 12 years unless she agreed to marry her attacker. Gulnaz has currently been raising her daughter in prison. [CNN]
  • As part of its response to the Jerry Sandusky scandal, Penn State has announced it will divert $1.5 millions dollars from their athletics department and donate it to an organization that benefits victims of sexual abuse. [Los Angeles Times] Keep reading »

Hot Links: Hollywood’s Mental Health Myths & Jessica Simpson Flaunts Her Baby Bump

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  • Here are six mental illness myths that Hollywood would have you believe. [Cracked]
  • Is there a number of people you “should” date before settling down. This expert thinks so. Find out what that number is at the link. [YourTango]
  • Attention lazy and/or cheap and/or eco-friendly folks! Here are the dos and don’ts of regifting. [College Candy]
  • Jessica Simpson is a pregnant woman after my own heart and is not stopping her new belly stop her from wearing tight clothes. Rock that bump, girl. [TooFab] Keep reading »

December 1: What Are We Wearing Today?

Hold on. Can we have a moment of silence for the previous 11 months of 2011 which have apparently come and gone without me really noticing? Where the hell did this year go? I still think I have Christmas 2010 presents to shop for. Oops. Anyway, click on to see what we’re wearing on this 1st day of December!

Let’s Meet Up At The Dog Disco Tonight

Soldiers Reunite With Dogs
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Soldiers reunite with their adopted Afghan dogs. Watch »
Porcupine Eats Corn
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This porcupine refuses to share his corn. Watch »
Bulldog And Horse
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A bulldog and horse become besties. Watch »
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The ’70s were a wild ride, man. The dogs were going crazy. Everybody was dancing. The party never ended. And then the suddenly the ball dropped and it was the ’80s, and everybody was in banking. Total bummer, dude. [YouTube]

The 7 Hardest People To Buy Holiday Gifts For

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With the end of the Thanksgiving weekend, we enter that long, grim death march known as the holiday season. It’s a time marked by cold weather, wet feet and societal pressure to buy thoughtful gifts for your family or, depending on your circumstances, the group of circus oddities who have become like a family to you.

We here at Cracked want to help, or more accurately, to pretend to help while we make cheap jokes at your expense. To do this, we’ve enlisted the aid of thousands of spies to track our readership and identify the most problematic people they’ll have to shop for this holiday season. Then, using the personal shopping abilities granted to us by a powerful alien ring, we compiled the following Gift Guide. Read more…

 

Adventures In Gold Digging

Get Out Of Debt
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Tips for how to get out of debt now! Read More »
Money 101
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How how meaningfully reduce your expenses. Read More »
Rehab Your Credit
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Yes, you can fix your credit rating. Read More »

For reasons unbeknownst to me, Business Insider has published a piece about a young woman in New York City who did something unethical, tempting and all-too-easy: she used the online dating site Match.com to score around $1,200 in free dinners paid for by dates. Keep reading »

Holiday Gift Guide: 10 Presents For The Always “Under The Weather” Friend

We all know someone who is perpetually under the weather during the winter months. (Hell, that “someone” may be you!) And the reason why we all know someone who fits this description is that people who aren’t feeling well never shut up about not feeling well. Prove to that person that you’ve been listening to their talking and hacking and sniffling by gifting them with something that you shows you care about their sinuses or glands or IBS or whatever. Here are 10 gifts for the perpetually sick person in your life!

Katy Perry Wields A Tattoo Gun

Contrary to rumors, Katy Perry and Russell Brand don’t appear to be getting divorced, at least if you believe the old adage, “The couple that gets inked together, stays together.” (What? People don’t say that?) Katy and Russell recently stopped by a tattoo parlor in LA and got new tattoos — she got a peppermint inked on her foot, while Russell got the badge for his favorite soccer (excuse me, football) team. Their tattoo artist also braved going under the gun at Katy’s hand, letting her ink his calf with the same peppermint. I thought it was illegal for people without a license to tattoo? Eh, whatever, she seems to have done a decent job. Check out a bunch more photos over at TMZ. 

This Is How A Two-Legged Pig Walks

Porcupine Eats Corn
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This porcupine refuses to share his corn. Watch »
Bat Milkshake
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Vampire bat drinks a milkshake. Read More »
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I love a good survival story. This exceptional pig, hailing from China, was born without his hind legs. Instead of curling up in his trough and waiting to become bacon, he adapted to his disability, learning to walk on his front legs by catapulting his 60+ lb. body into a handstand. Those who know him call him “strong pig.” Maybe next he’ll learn to fly. [Huffington Post]