Meet the Convenience Store Vampire
Vintage holiday-season breakfast reading from Pete Kotz and the Village Voice Empire: Alan Houston Johnson, who has a gift for sexual harassment, was charged with grabbing stewardess' butts during a flight. A passenger says he also tried to dry hump her. Westword has the story. 
Vintage holiday-season breakfast reading from Pete Kotz and the Village Voice Empire: Colorado University student Abby Toll had a fight with her boyfriend. So she tied up his dog with hair bands and packing tape, and stuck it upside down in the refrigerator. Westword has the story. 
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Lunchtime reading from the Village Voice Empire: Charles Fischer, the chief child psychiatrist of a state-run treatment center for the mentally ill in Texas, has had his license pulled and been fired. He's accused of having sex with child patients over the last 20 years at the facility.Houston Press has the story.
Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: Two cases of first-offense teachers having sex with students in Texas: The man got 90 years, the woman got three days in jail and seven years' probation. Double standard? Houston Press has the story.
Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: Joe Pressil says a woman he dated for a while stole his sperm, took it to an in vitro clinic and got pregnant. She wants child support. Pressil is suing the clinic. Houston Press has the story.
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Vintage holiday-season breakfast reading from Pete Kotz and the Village Voice Empire: Meet the Cerebral Palsy Pervert -- Steven Clark, wheelchair-bound with the disease, who still managed to rape and impregnate the daughter of his caretaker over years of abuse. Westword has the story.
A holiday-season breakfast-time flashback from Pete Kotz and the Village Voice Empire: Raul Gaucin-Valenzuela, masked and supposedly dangerous, broke into a home intent on a beat down -- until his kids recognized him. Westword has the story. ![]()
Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: A small private oplane landed without warning at a Houston-area airport, its nose gear damageed. When rescue crews reached it, there was no pilot to be found, but there was a plane full of weed to deal with. Houston Press has the story.





