It's a Napoleon Dynamite Friday! Let's Dance!!!

Friday? ALREADY?! Where does the time fly LOOONG time??? Lately, I'm hooked on me some Napoleon Dynamite. So, all of you Kip Dynamite's and Lafawnda's out there...let's do it...let's dance with "Mohammed Dynamite" because it's a Friday! As ALWAYS, make sure that you keep our most awesome US ARMED FORCES and their FAMILIES in your prayers very LOOONG time!!!

It's Friday! Let's Dance with Great Reader KIM Jong IL!!!

OMK (oh my kimchi)....it's Friday already???!!! Since my nephew, Jae, is a R.O.K. Army Veteran, visiting with us, I chose the popular South Korean girls group called "Generation In" to sing their hit song "GEE" for all you Norf Koreans and KIM Jong IL's out there! While we're dancing don't forget to keep our wonderful US Armed Forces and their families in your prayers LOOONG time!!! Have a great weekend everybody...and... because it's a Friday...LET'S DANCE!!!

It's Friday! Let's Dance with Great Reader KIM Jong IL!!!

Caltech Girl sent me today's "Let's Dance" video via faceliftedbook! So get up off of your rice-eating money-makers and dance with sexy DPRK sword weilding girls and Norf Korea's KIM Jong IL...because it's Friday people!! As always, keep our awesome US Forces and their families in your prayers LOOONG time!!! Have a wonderful weekend!

KIM Jong IL Interprets Dream

Meanwhile somewhere north of the 38th Parallel, we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL conversing with a troubled General Wang.

KIM: General Wang...what's-a-matta for you?! Why you looks so troubled?

WANG: Sir, I keep having dreams of tornadoes! Over and over again! Horrible howling winds! I can't get a decent nights sleep, Great One. I wish I could have my tornado dreams interpreted so I could understand what's going on with me.

KIM: I can do easy, General Wang.

WANG: You can interpret my tornado dreams, Great Reader?!

KIM: Sure ting! In fack your dream is very common LOOONG time!!!

WANG: Really??? So what's it all mean?

KIM: It cans means own-ree one of two tings, General Wang!

WANG: And that is???...

KIM: Well...

Numba 1: Your wife needs to change bag in her Hoovers "Wind Tunnel" vacuums cleaner

...or that...

Numba 2: You have been watching way too many Obama "Jobs Bill" speeches!

KIM & WANG: BWAHAHAHAAAhaaahaaa!!!

WANG: I feel better already, Great Reader!

KIM: Laughter is best medicine LOOONG time, General Wang.

(fin)

Remembered

Some stuff I wish I could forget... but know I can't...nor should I. God bless all of our troops and friends in the continued War on Terror. Sorry if I offended any democrats out there by saying "WAR ON TERROR". Fly the flag. Pray for the families of our heros lost on 9-11-01, our troops on active duty, and their loved ones. God bless America.

No Hurricane In Central California

Hope all you folks on the east coast are safe and doing well. It's a Saturday morning here in Central California, somewhere north of the DMZ of Bakersfield. Right now my teenager is probably praying. Praying for hurricane Irene to make landfall in the Fresno area. That way he won't have to mow the lawn. But he's dealing with a Dad! A Dad who was trained by the best! My trainer (and Dad) was a WWII Marine. So... "come hell or high water" (hurricanes too) ...the lawn will be mowed! I'm a Dad. It's what we Dad's do. I also tend to go KIM Jong IL when shit doesn't get done. Have a great weekend LOOONG time and keep all our troops and their families in your prayers!!! JG ;)

Al Sharpton's Teleprompter Troubles

My question for Reverend Al can only be...WTM???!!! (WHAT THE MUCH?)