Ahhh, nothing like the sound of cars rolling down the highway of medieval Thedas…wait. Felicia Day and Machinima sat down to give a us a sneak peek behind the scenes of this popular web mini-series.
It's every bit as majestic as I imagined.
Who will win this pseudo-intelligent robot battle? Two A.I.s enter, one A.I. leaves.
Burger King in Japan is now selling two new versions of The Whopper that's over 8.8 inches in diameter. Available in “Fresh Avocado” and “Cheese Nacho,” these fat-fetish meals will only be available from December 6th - 25th.
Step 1: take the cover art from a recognizable album. Step 2: insert kitten. You know where we're going from here. (via bobbyfinger.tumblr.com)
A tumblr on which Cormac McCarthy reviews great American institutions, such as Taco Bell and Forever 21. My god, Whole Foods is a totally apocalyptic experience.
The on-the-ground challenges of sustaining such a huge movement over the long term have begun to take center stage this week. As they sort out what to do next, the Occupiers might take a page from the history of American labor, the only social movement that has ever made a real dent in the nation’s extremes of wealth and poverty.
That's getting into the spirit! Sort of. Is that a “come hither” or “murdered filled rage” expression?
Isn’t this kid a little old to be throwing a temper tantrum?
Self-professed geeky blogger Kyle Vanhove analysed the correlation between the number of explosions in Michael Bay films and US box office revenues. Unfortunately, in the Bay universe, more explosions = substantially more wonga.
Maybe. 83-year-old Ben Clifford Dawson was arrested in Iowa yesterday on suspicion of being a gentleman of the evening.
Just how much time has the world wasted slinging birds at green eggs and ham? Anyone responsible for employee productivity should look away now.
HAHAHAH, ouch.
Not all genetic mutations in turtles lead to ninja powers. In the case of these guys, their unusual coloring makes them highly sought-after by turtle hobbyists, but this and their sensitivity to light are liabilities in the wild. Also included: examples of leucism and pastel color morphs.
This is what his paternity reveal would look like. (via theclearlydope.tumblr.com)
Oh, the joys of destroying your child's hopes and dreams! Thanks Jimmy Kimmel!
Michigan Senate Democratic Leader Gretchen Whitmer responds to Republicans gutting an anti-bullying bill by inserting language that specifically allows bullying to occur based on religious or moral reasons. THANK GOD we have people like her. Unfortunately though, the bill passed.
Faceobok.tumblr.com features screenshots of what are probably the dumbest Facebook pages you've ever seen. Look at all the special snowflakes! (via urlesque.tumblr.com)
I don't understand. The Internet could…not be? OhSweetRaptorJesusNoHoldMeIThinkI'mHyperventilating.
To quote the cat, “No. No. No. No. No. No. No.” (via ology.com) Watch Video ›
It's a well known fact that Michael Bay signs off all email correspondence and voicemail messages with (*explosion sound*). Point being, everyone knows Michael Bay loves explosions.
Starring '80s Kurt Russell, this video is “Koyaanisqatsi for a generation raised on late night television and B-movie VHS tapes.” You're like “whatevs,” but this will hook you.
It's the little things that get ya. Penn Jillette and Adam Savage are wonderfully hammy as fishing town tourists covered in blood. ACTING!
If only Justin Bieber had wrapped it up with half as much enthusiasm, we wouldn't be talking about this woman. Allegedly.
When Bay Area police pull over this piece of work to give him a ticket, KRON 4's Stanley Roberts was there to film the incident for People Behaving Badly — which sounds like the greatest reality show ever.
A man in a BMW stuck in a traffic jam because of an Occupy Oakland march decided to just hit the gas and run over protestors. According to a witness, the driver “got frustrated and hit the gas. He was getting pissed.” Oakland police “investigated,” but decided to just let him go.
I wish elephants had LiveJournals. Every entry would be about feeling fat, and being the only elephant in the room.
Not all 2012 candidate penmanship is presidential.
And then never sleep again. Let these uncanny valley disembodied heads sing to you a sweet lullaby of nightmares.
I'm not particularly into vomit vids, but the epic chase scene music totally makes this worth a peep.
