Ex Cathedra

• @Karoli @capecodgurl Sry. A friend just got in my face saying the ONLY way is to take over precincts. I was wrong to bark at you. Bad aim. #
• If there's a better way to spend a Sunday than a big cuppa PG Tips & playing Bert Jansch, Björk & Tinariwen, I probably couldn't stand it. #
• ♺@TheBlackNerd: Hey, I just read there are talks of a FarmVille movie. Can we just give up as a society now? #
• The Right got so furious about HCR because it DESEGREGATES healthcare. Denying services to their "inferiors" is EVERYTHING to the Right. #
• @Karoli Nighty night. #
• @upulie Tomorrow's a different day. Maybe even better. #
• If we could work through the things we resent and be aware of when we're acting spitefully we could make ourselves immune to conservatism. #
• @TheNatFantastic I'm really sorry for you and your family. #
• @shannynmoore Been through it before? It must be worse a second time. We barely made it through one & it turned out well. Sympathy. #
• When somebody misunderstands me I just smile and tell myself "Who gives a shit what that asshole thinks of me?" It cheers me right up. #
• Conservatives create scarcity wherever they go. They're happy to go without things themselves, just as long as they can deny them to others. #
• ♺@newscientist: Language 50,000 BC: Our ancestors like Yoda spoke http://t.co/ZkYPtaqg #
• Is the greater divide the one between believers & nonbelievers or the one between inclusive Christians & exclusive Christian Conservatives? #
• @Notjustjazz @GottaLaff Look at Parkey Pig Griffith AL-05 who lost his nerve & turned GOPer. He lost in the primary to teabigot Mo Brooks. #
• @StCyrlyMe2 Cain's worse than an Uncle Thomas. He's a Clarence Thomas. #
• @drgrist How about un-owned moderates? Or better still, fighting liberals. #
• Sweet home Alabama, where white people actually believe Mo Brooks's "Evict the Mexicans" bill is a jobs bill. #
• ♺@criminale1961: "Don`t let your imagination be decided for you."~Greg Sariti #
• @geoff9cow @17bbomb I think screeching "statist" is more a drug thing. #
• @dailyhillster We couldn't possibly ridicule the religious better than Michele Bachmann does. #
• Eep! I almost forgot. I'm a straight ally for full civil equality for LGBT people because it's the right thing to do. #
• @geoff9cow @17bbomb The Paulistas are definitely on hillbilly heroin. #
• Suck up to #OWS all you want, Cornel West. Your days in the spotlight are past over. You're the Bubby Brister of black studies professors. #
• What kind of morally inept people call ministers "pastors"? Shepherds are for sheep, not for grown men and women. #
• @suebob And Bartlet cusses God out in Latin. #
• @kissability I didn't see "abalone" & thought you'd become an atheist. Mmmm baby, nom nom nom. #
• @InjusticeFacts Somebody's bound to try showing gorillas Fox News. Come up with your own punch line. #
• One of my conservative fb friends posted that he's weeding out his friends list. A conservative excluding people? What. A. Shock! #
• Oral Roberts's parents named him Oral, of course. Let's pause & think about what life must have been like for the other kids in his family. #
• ♺@laloalcaraz:
  ALABAMA Raza Work Stoppages! HELL YEAH! Wipe your own fat ass, Bubba! #
• @Swoozie123 @adjordan Cain's msg wasn't for Americans, it was for conservatives. They actually believe that ass backwards defn of racism. #
• @ih8gops @MsTerryMcMillan @BlackEaglePower When he called Torture Meeting Lady Condi Rice a house Negro, Belafonte spoke the damn truth. #
• @upulie @brainpicker You need to talk to Tamara Munzner. She does 3D projections of 4D hyperconetrees. #
• The GOP is a rich man's party that gets votes by pretending to be a white man's party. But they aren't pretending. Cheap labor AND race. #
• Anybody want to get "high" with Victoria Jackson? – YouTube – http://t.co/MlGDUIO8 #
• Everybody who DOESN'T think the FBI made up the Saudi assasination plot, raise your hands – http://t.co/lOnCALTk #
• ♺@iboudreau: As this teleconference goes longer, I find that this pencil will go further and further into my ear. #
• Beauregard Sessions (R-Acist): Occupy Wall Street Doesn't Have 'Basic American Legitimacy' Of Tea Parties – http://t.co/WayEfL2Q #
• "Fuck" is finally out of the closet on social media. Everybody else in the world was wondering why Americans have been so stupid cool. #
• I've got to think of a better way of introducing myself. This doesn't seem to be working: "Would you little girls like to be models?" #
• ♺@luiki89 Lack of sex is dangerous. It produces Tweeters. #
• Great moments in engineering history: hex nuts that are pre grooved for vise grips. #
• ♺@chrislhayes:Assignment desk: someone should have Jurgen Habermas write about OWS's GA and his theory of communicative action #
• Looking for a dissertation topic? Try this: White churches in the American South: Accomplices or architects of segregation? #
• @cheeriogrrrl @Only4RM @dawnnicmar The LDS doctrine of salvation through works is even a bigger problem for @MittRomney #
• Thanks to @RepMoBrooks (R-Angry-05) for voting for the Let Women Die Act. Chicks love that – http://t.co/yNJYaLeW #
• Listened to a bad Crosby, Stills & Nash album. Even a bad CSN album is pretty good. #
• I blame my librarian. I was going through the section on planning for retirement, and there it was: "Aqualung." #
• @TeachersJourney They're all real problems if they affect the power & privilege of the 1% #
• @bethanykeats There's a sure fire cure for rudeness:#dickpunch #
• Infinity of Nations: Art and History in the Collections of the National Museum of the American Indian Magnificent! – http://t.co/MeEnzzPP #
• I should have known this for a long time, but how are you supposed to listen to Radiohead? #

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• ♺@NoQuivering: How do churches get all the women?They criticize them, treat them like crap.Chicks love that! #
• ♺@shellity: I call it a pair of pants. People in fashion call it a "pant". Hence my new curseword of the week: "fuckpant!" #
• All self-referential tweets are false. #
• @rachmw French ads sound sexy? How about German ads: You VILL buy these panty hose! #
• If Social Security is broke, why do the profit pigs keep trying to steal it? #
• I just stopped by al.com & read some of the comments on articles. Never again. Alabama is stained indelibly with the stench of conservatism. #
• ♺@JimCorrigan2011:
  Marcus Bachmann just invited me to his family hunting home in Gay Head. #
• Hank Junior & the White Supremacist Code – http://t.co/wkLo8gV3 #
• ♺@beardedstoner:The notion that we pro-choicers are baby-killers is an idea that needs to be strangled in its crib. #
• An anarchist first said "property is theft," but the idea wasn't perfected until conservatives stole it, and everything else. #
• Hoppie makes good! Johns Hopkins professor Adam Riess shares Nobel Prize in physics | WJLA.com – http://t.co/pQJ6jFKh #
• Here's to my dad Frank Crispen. He was a lifelong Republican, but as soon as he saw Ronald Reagan's blatant racism, he quit the GOP. #
• Bullied to death by his church http://t.co/kWdirAUA – Stand up and say it loud, I'm not afraid of your stupid god anymore. I choose life. #
• Hank Junior gives the Conservative Apology(tm) & adds a touch of racism: "Jukin and High Fiven." – http://t.co/x8SrNwuh #
• A freethinker friend died the other day and a Christian wrote "Now she'll know whether there's a God." #
• Celebrate the life of Steve Jobs, and celebrate your life too. #
• Some people teach "Questions are of the Devil, answers are of the Lord." In fact, questions are life, answers are boring & temporary. #
• That's my Congressman! His jobs bill: remove "illegal aliens." Why is he soft on the real culprits: the gays! – http://t.co/TO8D86oT #
• We can't expect anything better from Christians. They have one answer for everything, and it's snotty, cruel & wrong – http://t.co/N3jABdEp #
• ♺@WFMU: The Interactive Crappy Piano: Play it Till it Falls Apart: is.gd/A5lB0L via John Schnall – I played a gig on that piano in Towson. #
• I don't care about rhubarb or rutabagas or even whether they're the same thing, and chances are, I'll never have to.#lifeisgood #
• Christians are threatening Planned Parenthood. Again. – http://t.co/R2qiWNs3 #
• "Always be very careful if you're listening to country and western and doing drugs."~Nick Mason #
• ♺@OvertDictionary: [TV] programs are nothing more than infomercials meant to keep the masses in a stupor, a state of wanting to be rich. #
• @laloalcaraz I live there and you're right. But you forgot the segregation, the mandatory Jesus & the white resentment. #
• @Dannygirl5 There are other attitudes besides idgaf? We have options? #
• @AnnistonStar Not while I'm alive it isn't. #
• @andersoncooper @AC360 GOPers fear OWS because OWS can spell better than they do. #
• @elpelco It's a temple. #
• Dear Values Voters: the universe doesn't know you exist and wouldn't care if it did. Other people might, if you stop being such a dick. #
• The universe isn't obligated to make itself easier to understand. That's your problem. Start with large bus shaped objects hurtling at you. #
• Dear Values Voters: Most people don't CARE about invisible spirits & demons. When they hear "last days" they're thinking mattress sales. #
• How to improve college football: Halftime exams in finite math. 7 points per proof. 3 points for a paper on the Battle of Lepanto. #
• @JFKimberley Fundies broke "Christian." Let them keep it. Normal Christians are bright enough to come up with a better name for themselves. #
• Sarah Posner is the greatest threat to atheism today. She's so smart, I'd convert to Christianity – http://t.co/VSsxv0DO #
• An "Ahhh" moment:This is a revolution, not a reform. This is not a political movement, it’s a social movement.- http://t.co/5yC2tlrw #
• @capecodgurl @Karoli Let 1000 flowers bloom. If OWS is bad, tell us what you did instead today to fight runaway capitalism. #
• @CatsPolitics You are speaking of the woman I love. #

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It’s better to ignore the Republican message that Black people are brainwashed into voting Democratic.

That message was never intended for Americans. It’s intended for conservatives.

There are 2 parts to that message. They are covert and written in conservative code:

1. Black people are stupid.
2. Democrats are n*gger lovers.

Don’t validate it by responding to the overt message. Challenge it by exposing the covert message.

• Before I was enlightened I ate ice cream. After I became enlightened I ate ice cream. #
• Every koan has an uncountably large number of interpretations. The student's job is to discover why all of them are wrong. #
• @justindignation "As whacky"? That's a statement of fact. Show us your data. That kind of sloppy thinking is what conservatives do. #
• STOP the Death Penality Now in Memory of Troy Davis http://t.co/iZLfmaFS #
• ♺@adrianbriggs Coming up on The Jeremy Kyle Show: DNA results for Lot's daughters' children. Lot looks nervous. His wife's petrified. #
• @RawStory Jesus fuck! Johns, Johns, JOHNS Hopkins! #
• Late lightbulb! Why the white rage over health care reform? Because it desegregates health care. #
• I love it when Christian conservatives show why they aren't like the rest of us- http://t.co/AYDrH38s Could we get them to carry a bell? #
• Jews prefer candidate who hasn't given milions to Mormon church – http://t.co/h2SFF1Hf Jews also surprisingly negative about pogroms. #
• ♺@TheNewDeal Fascism is capitalism plus murder – Upton Sinclair #
• There might be one thing worse than living in Alabama: being covered in horse flies & only able to see out through a wing. #
• A very special Nutcracker this year in Decatur AL. What's better than a stage full of 6 year olds? A stage full of drunk 6 year olds. #
• Conservatism is just a fancy word for selfishness. Could having Jesus Christ as your PERSONAL lord & savior have something to do with that? #
• Shout out to everyone from the Burgh who rode the Flying Fraction, the mighty 77/54. #
• @dannolan You said something far worse than the n-word. It's despicable for a White man to use nonwhites as a negative paradigm. #
• ♺@mmfa: What if #OccupyWallStreet had a cable news sponsor? mm4a.org/ #
• @KellyO Did you mean to say "The First Lady of the United States"? #
• @dannolan You don't get to say "nigger." You also don't get to use a word for Black people to connote deprecation. Get it, pigshit Irish? #
• Your bank pays a tiny amount for each card transaction. They charge you a fee per month. Why? Your bank's stockholders want their profits. #
• @dannolan I love it when people lose all appreciation of irony & reveal their inner conservative. #
• @KellyO Thank you. Mea culpa. I'm sorry. #
• Banks are just like Facebook. We aren't their customers. We're their product. Their stockholders are their customers. #
• ♺@ClimateProgress: Gov. Brown Tweaks CA Lawmakers: I Loved the Mountain Lion Taxidermy Bill http://t.co/UaRAtBjv #

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• We need to be single issue voters. Our single issue is conservatism. Every % point conservative you are lowers your chances.P(vote) = 1-con #
• Ask politicians "Are you a conservative?" Demand an answer#zerovotesforconservatives #
• ♺@alanpdx The middle class won't revolt until IKEA sells guillotines. #classwar Or till Norm sells measured drawrings. #
• A monument to religious bigotry is LEFT BEHIND | Latest News | Servicemembers Legal Defense Network – http://t.co/QDra9t3B #
• GOP rigging election rules is a non-story. "Keep kids & coloreds from voting" has always been a core Republican principle. Register NOW! #
• ♺@alan_tudyk The 2011 McArthur Genius Grant's went out and I was overlooked again! I feel like they haven't even tried my guacamole. #
• A.Word.A.Day –enchiridion – http://t.co/jhzM5ZOG Nah. RTFEnchiridion doesn't have the right flair. #
• @CAPAction I take rural America very seriously: segregation, ignorance, & lots & lots of Jesus. #
• @blogdiva @BarackObama The funniest thing is that the hysterical conservatives think we all love those radical liberals Obama & Clinton. #
• @GottaLaff Christians didn't BECOME un-Christian. Matt 15:26. Jesus was a racist. #
• @GottaLaff Metoo! #
• Eric Rudolph deliberately killed a cop with his abortion clinic bomb. Ashcroft let him plead out. Pays to be a white Jesus hugger. #
• Georgia's execution of Troy Davis shows that Christian conservative values are the enemies of human values of peace, justice & mercy. #
• Younger son got me a cake: "Happy Bar Mitzvah Irving (crossed out) Birthday Dad." #
• Execution is a Christian value. War is a Christian value. Discrimination & privilege are Christian values. Human values are BETTER. #
• Questioning authority is a human value. Obedience to authority is a Christian value. Human values are BETTER. #
• Creativity, reason, art & science are human values. Despising them is a Christian value. Human values are BETTER. #
• @bethanykeats Scrubbing out bad apostrophes is doing Gods' work. #
• ♺@mortsahlsays King got killed because he had more than a dream. He had a plan. #
• @GottaLaff What's the chances of anybody still being middle income in 10 years? #
• @Creoleguy32 @StCyrlyMe2 You must be talking about my very own Senator Beauregard Sessions. Bless his heart & the horse he rode in on. #
• Dear friends in MCO. Be careful walking today. You might step in a Republican policy. #
• This looks like a job for Fledermausmensch. #
• "Style is time's fool. Form is time's student."~Stewart Brand via wordsmith.org #
• ♺@restorm Urban revitalization trend: Reclaiming alleys as public spaces. http://t.co/FCu4IXak #
• Oligarchy & plutocracy are the wrong words. The profit pigs are setting up an aristocracy & raising their own crop of Little Georgie Bushes. #
• @bethanykeats poot tweet. #

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• Terry Vosbein's composition on 9/11 – A Prayer for Peace – http://t.co/NwoT3wK #
• The 1st show they played the dance floor was all knees & elbows. Now look! Submotion Orchestra @ Outlook Festival 2011 http://t.co/sLS5vNs #
• 9/12/2001. As the day dawned we were united & almost every nation on earth stood by us. One man destroyed all that: Bush. Never forget. #
• ♺@paulfreid BREAKING NEWS; Anderson Cooper sexually molested backstage by Marcus Bachmann #
• ♺@emokidsloveme I don't trust people who describe themselves as astute or provocative. What they mean is, "I'm a douche." #
• Alabama is still all about white resentment. It deserves to die. Maybe I can pick up some good stuff at the garage sale. #
• Why aren't the investor class creating jobs here? They're afraid. Afraid of each other. And with damn good reason. #
• @elpelco Stay for dessert. And best opening ever! #
• At last! A way to cope with this pollen. Breathe through my mouth so I can chew. #
• Where's William Tecumseh Sherman now that we need him? *knock knock* You with the NASCAR shirt, you love guns'n'Jesus? Send in the General. #
• Topic for the day: #grits A greater shame to the American South than slavery or just more evil than segregation? #
• @bethanykeats @rachmw @CharlotteV You were accused of being a feminist? Were you getting uppity? #
• I've got my epitaph figured out: He didn't do much, but he did it colorfully. #
• @bethanykeats @rachmw @CharlotteV You're just bopping along and all of a sudden you're why she can't be a housewife? Mucho strange-o. #
• Deists' god created the universe & let it run & minded his own business. Deists mind their own business too. Best religion ever. #

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• A lazy young man from Glendinnich/ Left all of his limericks unfinished. #
• The policeman's job is to stop poor people from taking back the things rich people stole from them. #
• I'm delighted to learn that Rick Perry has a degree certifying his basic competence in whatever it is conservatives do with their animals. #
• Crispen on Learning Styles Theory – http://t.co/CnqA58z Datsa my boy! Pawky sense of humor and all. #
• Fox watchers fear real news just like creationists fear real biology. #
• Does this criticism of MB's shoes make any sense? – http://t.co/lGc44wE I ask because I wear black socks, garters & spats with sandals. #
• ♺@godlessgirl: "I should sleep. I realize this. Realization may not mean action" Now there's a REAL atheist. #
• @dreadpiratemick Yogurt would definitely improve mushroom soup, but I can't think of anything that would improve sweet potatoes. #
• Can't I get along with anyone? Dunno. I haven't tried to alienate everybody yet. #
• @newscientist The environment is a huge white resentment issue. Obama doesn't want to turn it into more white rage. #
• @rachmw Too true. Nobody cares what somebody else's religion teaches. They don't care that much about what their own religion teaches. #
• Focus on the Family is broke again. It would be terrible if people made big pledges & never paid. Spread the word so nobody ever does that. #
• Who do you turn to for dispassionate info on the latest technology? Mark Morford! Happy fun cloud will kill you now – http://t.co/bUMcADS #
• George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice wanted people to remember their names. Now we do. Thanks for 9/11, Georgie & Condi. #
• ♺@LOLGOP:If you don't think President Obama is pulling America out a half century of abetting fascism well, you're John Bolton. #
• Pitchfork: The Field's Looping State of Mind is named Best New Music: "successful, vital, surprising" Me: dreary thug thug thug chicka. #
• Slow saunter to judgment: ††† (Crosses) EP: a nice bag of tricks that don't coalesce long enough to reach the end of each song. #
• The Bible doesn't have to be true or even consistent. It isn't about that. The Bible is all about what the privileged want you to believe. #
• Religion is about feeling good. Reality is just what's real. Tough competition. Except for one thing: reality has sex! #
• @rachmw Maslow is kid stuff. Where are you on Wallen's Triangle? #
• expects Alban Berg to be an overnight sensation (viz Lulu). They could have done a lot worse. They could have picked Pachelbel's Canon. #
• In religion you have to trudge thru somebody else's narrative. In reality you get to make your own. In my narrative I wear a mask & cape. #
• @RepMoBrooks How can you keep white conservatives happy if you go listen to that black guy? Announce your own Mo Brooks Jobs Plan! #
• @rachmw Hee hee. Good for you! #
• Time for @CongMoBrooks to propose the Mo Brooks Jobs for the Christian White Man bill! #
• ‎"Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. God is all-powerful. Do the math."~after Internet Infidels. #
• Homophobic Christer corporation Chick-Fil-A needs to take it to the next level. Comix for the kiddies: Jack Chick Fil-A #
• Dear people from Alabama: You call yourselves Alabamians. Stop it. It makes you sound ignorant. There's no such place as Alabamia. #
• "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."~Saul Bellow h/t wordsmith.org #
• Another famous Crispen. I'm claiming him, especially if he gets rich. VAUNODISISA by crissy crispen – http://t.co/TJ5CcxN #
• Conservatives lost the culture war because they came to it unarmed. We have NY, LA, Chicago, NOLA, Memphis & Europe. They have Branson. #
• 'Clergy Ban' At 9/11 Memorial Ceremony Inspires Complaints – http://t.co/IzLVGal "Progressive evangelicals" == jumbo shrimp /obvs #
• ♺@CatherineDeveny Great people do stuff, average people talk about doing stuff, small people find fault with people doing stuff. #
• @DukeStJournal I have my VHS of Becket playing. Blu-Ray is SO nouveau riche. #
• This has the right feeling for the anniversary of 9/11. Penderecki: Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima http://t.co/1IS6wU9 via @youtube #

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• Plato knew Athena's syncretic origins 2500 years ago. How long will it take us to figure out the origins of our gods? – http://t.co/sDUgLHb #
• @emokidsloveme We say war is usually wrong bc we think about all our options. Saying war is the only option we have is dumb bc it's false. #
• Michele Bachmann: "Who likes White People?" http://t.co/8o1Ikhe via @youtube #
• RT: @EileenLeft.. Michele Bachmann asks: "WHO LIKES WHITE PEOPLE?" PLZ RT!!.. http://t.co/3eytWcS #
• Fun with etymology: Anymore it takes a hell of an IQ to stay a Christian and avoid being a cretin. #
• @emokidsloveme Sure it's sometimes unavoidable. But how many Hitlers & Pearl Harbors come along? We're in a perpetual war. #
• @reecyKup @KristiIA Thanks. Should have been more suspicious. But the undoctored part of the sermon is equally disturbing. #
• OK, we got had. She probably said who likes wet ppl, but the rest of her sermon is still plenty scary DO NOT WANT- http://t.co/9TRAlgD #
• Conservatives either have the wrong ideas or they have the right ideas at exactly the wrong time. Time is not conservatives' friend. #
• ♺@NoQuivering Why I Left Christianity: Female Atheist Bloggers Who Rock My World! tinyurl.com/3co8kpl #
• @emokidsloveme @Karoli I can haz more rages for the ppl? #
• Stockholder profits vs American jobs isn't a tradeoff that can be solved by deals. It's a fundamental conflict that must be solved by power. #
• @emokidsloveme @Karoli You say that like screaming Attica Attica was a bad thing. #
• @NoQuivering Happily added, thank you. #
• How we manage the complexity of reality vs belief is pretty important. I lean toward the kind of balance that doesn't get me hit by a bus. #
• ♺@maxrnr: Goths march through city – http://t.co/M5cFnTC Bloody vandals #
• @unholyamerican @maxrnr Moody vandals. Maybe sandalgazers? #
• @unholyamerican @maxrnr Is "Arian Brotherhood" too obscure? #
• Crazy Jesus guy VA Gov. says "Cantor is even crazier than me!" (Kos) – http://t.co/tRjXVFh #
• ♺@LOLGOP Being a conservative means thinking welfare is worse than segregation http://t.co/G7adWm8 #
• @ktumulty @rkref Obama saving America from the horror of Kid Rock & Lady Antebellum & artists soon to be known as That Other Awful Band. #
• Worst thing about the awful NFL show: it's pay to play. Those bands will be knocking on our doors to sell us tickets. #
• @bethanykeats @SBSNews Do we still get to call all corporations "maggot infested flesh eating weasels"? Besides, mmmmmm port! #
• @bethanykeats @SBSNews Who'd have thought Spain and Portugal would get all oeny? Is that pronounced "whiny"? #
• A phrase you never hear: "conservative do-gooder." Not that conservatives want to do good and fail. They don't even want to do good. #
• I know, wanting to do good isn't enough. But NOT wanting to do good, that IS enough, jerks. #
• Walgreens ad: "Arm yourself. Flu shots every day." Every day? They must be watering that vaccine down. #
• With all the fuss about Cheney, we're losing track of the butcher's bill rung up by the ineptness & insanity of Condoleezza Rice. #
• ‎"I can't understand why people are afraid of new ideas. I'm afraid of old ones." ~ John Cage h/t Tarzana Alec #
• Logistics & supply won the Gulf War. Cheney stripped those capabilities from the DOD & turned them over to corporations for his own profit. #
• Chenef pushed to send American soldiers to the desert, and once they arrived, his corporations sold them water. #
• Kazooka Genuine Electric Kazoo – http://t.co/UKwLyfk This could be my comeback. Any bands looking? I also play rain stick. h/t John McIntyre #
• Religious people squabbling over 9/11 ceremony show once again why religious people can't be trusted. – http://t.co/BSpizRb #
• ♺@owillis: if you criticize obama, do it with your inside voice, it might elect rick perry Yes! Don't you call Oliver Willis a sellout. #
• Want to know the Republican plan for infrastructure? Ask Virgil Caine: Stoneman's cavalry came & tore up the tracks again. #
• Dear believers: I can't make this any simpler. Believing in things that aren't true is BAD for you. #
• @JoeNBC @Powellabama Johnny Hopkins on to Victory! #
• @beardedstoner <3 #
• @beardedstoner I don't believe you just said that. #
• The NASCAR drivers who are attending "defend" their decision To Meet With the President – SBNation.com – http://t.co/lai0T7g #
• ♺@dreamspeak: Can you imagine living in a society where laws and obedience are more important than morality and reason? The Christian can. #
• This tweet is staring at your tweet's bewbs. #
• @designtaxi That inspired Todd Rundgren 1/4 of a century ago. Todd had a time machine. #
• Nonbelievers at a stop sign look & go when nothing's coming. Believers are stuck there because the bible says there are invisible buses. #

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• ♺@lizzwinstead: Bravo execs are enroute to #Libya to give Qaddafi's female bodyguards a show. #
• ♺@thinkprogress Gadaffi met with Rice in Tripoli on Sept 5, 2008 http://t.co/LQrFvTf Another diplomatic fail for Torture Meeting Lady. #
• ♺@blogdiva: it's the end of an "old school" plutocracy. a new finance & tech centric generation of plutocrats dont need these dictators :\ #
• ♺@dmf71:Symbolic Racism in Action: http://t.co/FqndSU8 White racial frame & symbolic racism. Indispensible. #
• We do not want shared sacrifice to accomplish the wrong fucking thing. Spending isn't the problem. Conservatism is the problem. #
• Dear Conservatives: You're not as good as us, and you never will be. Yours truly, America #
• He drank what a Halliburton guy SAID was fracking fluid. It's a paradigm: "as honest as a Halliburton guy." – http://t.co/9utEfOp #
• Vinegar contaminated with antifreeze kills Chinese Muslims. – http://t.co/i3BDZmr Boeing announces safety on new 787 outsourced to China. #
• In the pledge to the flag Christian conservatives actually divided "one nation indivisible." What. A. Shock. #
• @craftyme25 @StCyrlyMe2 Real voters yelling at dumb white guys not as newsy as scripted voters yelling about the smart black guy. #
• Someone with my last name is a teabagger! – http://t.co/zn0NH3X Quick, somebodycleanse me with fire. Or lots of loud music & hot sex. #
• Stupid people believe their opinions are as good as anybody else's. They aren't. Unless a miracle occurs, their opinions will be stupider. #
• Shorter Juan Cole: What to do in Libya? You know what Bush did in Iraq? Don't do ANY of that shit – guardian.co.uk – http://t.co/YeRwet5 #
• Typical small city TV news: "Soccer riots in Bangladesh. What does it mean to the Tennessee Valley?" That's the geopolitical POV! #
• Don't list orgs you belong to as proof that you're moral. I belong to the National Geographic Society but that doesn't make me a flamingo. #
• Esapecially don't list church memberships to prove you're moral. The rats who dine on corpses in church crypts aren't renowned for piety. #
• @bethanykeats Your fault! When you carried your boat onto the train they thought it was a suspicious package. #
• Facebook's email interface for personal messages is now worse. Thank you, Facebook. Sorry, I meant Fuck. #
• @Budouroddick "Oppressive Zionist usurpers?" Who talks like that any more? Really shitty PR but not as bad as shooting fucking rockets! #
• I wrote Cong. Mo Brooks: "As a long time fan of the real world over invisible spirits & demons, thanks for making us more popular than you." #
• ♺@manup4:"Who gossips to you will gossip about you." ~Turkish Proverb #
• Why isn't there a way for the Palestinians & Israelis to both lose? Puree & pave over the Torah thumpers & the Quran thumpers. #
• Race is just a tactic for conservatives. Their real goal is cheap labor. Think "cheap labor" & you'll understand what conservatives do. #
• @bethanykeats *tap tap tap* what about 4th declension? octopus octop-long u-s #
• @bethanykeats Or Oedipodes? Oh bishop my legs are so swo-len. #
• Ron Paul's weird ass FEMA response is because he's a Christian & really doesn't get it that things happen randomly – http://t.co/B7p6V6R #
• Depravity of the White Privileged: On The Poor: "Many Of Them Have Things, What They Lack Is The Richness Of Spirit" – http://t.co/eDlRlCz #
• @reecyKup @dspiffy You lost me on the "grits are good." You're a tongue assassin! #
• Flash. HUH! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin! Good god y'all! #
• 2,682. This is my 2,682nd tweet. It's about the piece of pepperoni pizza I just ate #provender What is your tweet about? #

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• Carrot cake is a perfectly good spice cake ruined by putting CARROTS in it. What is wrong with you people? #
• #carrotcake is an abomination unto the Lord. It comes from the land of catfish & grits, where they put CORN syrup on pancakes.#assassins #
• One banker-hugging Koch-sucking racist homophobe for Jesus out, plenty more to go – http://t.co/C1zFNGy #
• VA Gov. & crazy Jesus Guy Bob McDonnell new Republican Governors Assn. chair | WVEC.com Norfolk – Hampton Roads – http://t.co/xIcJj0K #
• America Loves ‘The Help’, Needs Some Help | The Beautiful Struggler – http://t.co/ApGgpQ5 A-effing-men! As counter-liberation as tear gas! #
• ♺@shannynmoore "Don't try to win over the haters. You are not the jerk whisperer." #
• Our car is back from its 3 month summer vacation at the Ford dealership. #
• Horoscope for Virgo: A puzzling day as you ponder the fact that Virgos don't believe in astrology. #
• @zizii2 Spoken like someone who's never had a problem getting a summer job. The arrogance of white, affluent privilege. #
• Christine O'Donnell should have known you'll get kicked out of the conservative movement for not showing enough white Christian resentment. #
• ♺@capecodtimes: The enemies of Christian civilization. Or as we know them, female voters. http://t.co/NJmj6re #
• Do you remember when black metal went growl thug-thug-thug? Now Ulver & Petrychor are making it ambient? http://t.co/xMqKr8J via @youtube #
• The slogan of womb controllers is "innocent life" but that's shit religion. The fetus, if it's human, is Fallen and drenched in sin. #
• If a fetus is innocent in utero, but Fallen as soon as it's born, wouldn't it be an act of charity to abort all fetuses? #
• If a doctor aborts a fetus & it dies innocent, the doctor would save the fetus from its original sin. Just like Jesus did. #
• Do my previous posts make you suspect that popular religious beliefs are designed for people who don't think things through all that well? #
• The real story is that the Bush-Rove gang planted this piece in the Rupert Street Journal. Buh-bye, Perry- http://t.co/0XYIsUp #
• Roman Catholic Mass strides boldly backwards toward more literal translation of Latin Mass – http://t.co/tHlQHpS #
• To do anything in Yahoo Groups, I need to navigate a CAPTCHA and I can't see well enough to do it. Fuck you & goodbye Yahoo Groups. #
• In case you didn't notice, we have TWO Republican candidates who'll be ordered by their Imperial Wizard in Salt Lake City to expel the gays. #
• Tattúínárdœla saga: If Star Wars Were an Icelandic Saga « Tattúínárdǿla saga – http://goo.gl/bCZv Coming soon:when Haari slew Våldemjört? #
• @reecyKup @TIME called Pittsburgh promiscuous because of all the hot sex in Wilmerding. #
• Dear Palestinians: Martin Luther King didn't launch no goddamn rockets. #

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